Eric Smith makes wonderful content, Ashley Woodfolk writes spectacular books, and Mittens is a chinchilla. 😍😍😍😍😍

I personally recommend listening to "One Winged Angel" while you mail your ballot because voting makes you the most powerful entity on the edge of creation.

Inhale. Exhale. Log-out from Twitter and other anxiety-inducing social media platforms for the rest of the day. Namaste. 

Because there is no visual to accompany today's episode, each little "pop" is the sound of 750mL of bourbon manifesting on my desk. #TheMoreYouKnow

Hear me out, though: Yoshi has to eat somebody before he can lay an egg. That is not how eggs work.

We may not have a new Fast & Furious movie today, but we do have a supercut of Dominic Toretto saying the word "family". 

People make fun of that phrase, "dance like no one is watching", but have you actually done it? It's AMAZING.

Just a little midweek reminder: you got this. And whatever you need, we got your back. Let's do it. 🤜💥🤛

If you love me, you'll completely botch the 20th Century Fox theme on the saxophone at my funeral. 

✅Focus on your breath. ✅ Practice gratitude. ✅ Stop Dr. Robotnik from turning animals into robots.