Most Unlikely of Friends

HOLY SHIT WERE NOT DEAD. just like emo.

Your fav MUFS are finally coming back out. We do a little catching up on life and Texys annoying neighbor part 2. We talk about sneaking out as young teenagers & putting our parents thru hell. We also talk about situationships with f**kboys & being a f**kgirl. OHHHH and we finally spill the beans on a story we have been hinting at SINCE THE BEGINNING. Hint... it involves peeing in places you dont pee.

WELP its Texys 27th birthday and Chey wont recognize that age. Texy talks about being in a relationship with exhibitionist. Chey talks about her sugar baby days. They both talk about neighbors creepin on them, oh and have you ever been told you look like a girl that has some freaky toys in the bedroom?

This week Tex and Chey pull old journals from their teenage years and read to you. Turns out tex was emo (Mom it wasn't a phase) and Chey only liked to talk about her lady parts. The girls also admit to being the toxic one & and young Chey had a relationship with a teacher.. Enjoy MUFS

Chey and Tex sit down and talk firsts over drinks. First heartbreak. First feeling of love. They get a little sappy and maybe talk too much about their personal issues, and they have a lot. Getting caught underage drinking and running from the cops. We might not make you laugh as much this episode but we might tug at your heart strings, and make you reminisce.  

Oh golly miss dolly, we get raunchy this week. Chey and Tex start out slow with some tales from their server/bartender days but quickly switch it up with masturbation and sex toys. The girls talk about their evolution in finding the big O, and how every female should know her own body, oh and her kinks. 

Special guest! Tex's roommate Colby! Join your hosts and colby as they cover accidents you have during s*x, casual hookups vs one night stands, schoolgirl crushes and some wild a** play stories. This episode jumps around like we always do and we might be slightly raunchier and drunker than normal. 

WE ARE BUSY BITCHES. jk. It is the holidays and we are swamped. Tx is in the process of moving and Chey is with her family so we thought we'd give you a few stories that didn't make the cut. Sometimes we edit out a story because we just talk for far too long or it didn't always go with the overall theme of a episode, either way here are some.

Chey and Tx sit down for another story time, covering stores like Tx getting roofied at a bar, being the toxic one in the relationship and how to get some fire nudes and many more in between. If you think you can keep up with these best friends jumping from topic to topic and Chey burping, LISTEN UP MUFS.

This week we have a special guest! The woman, the myth, the legend, Keely! We are covering a ton of random stories thrown at you high speed, so try to keep up. We talk about kees music and the sister dynamic between Kee and Tex. Tex and Kee get asked for a sister orgy, and we talk about growing up with body issues and self loathing. We address our haters and nonlisteners who think this is stupid.