We are protesting the regime today. It is really upsetting our overlord. We also have some local officials that are pretending to be progressive that we need to talk about. And men are really sad that they made the world this way.

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We're buying pardons! The current regime needs a vocabulary lesson. We're disgusted every single day by the actions of this regime and the never-ending stream of bullshit designed to make us feel helpless and hopeless.

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Erin really wants water chestnuts with her stir fry. Cory Booker speaks for 25 hours for... reasons. The sundowner-in-chief can't understand the cost of groceries because he was born with a silver spoon up his ass or whatever the phrase is. "Fuck you poors" says Mehmet Oz.

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Why ARE we taxing kids' paychecks? We're rolling back protections against child labor, because pre-Industrial Revolution was when the country was great? The WH social media accounts are killing satire one post at a time. Multiple heads of state share classified information via Signal group chat and "accidentally" include an Atlantic reporter. Introducing our outline for a real path to citizenship.

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Leadership continues to be feckless. Pennsylvania senators are shitbags and Erin wants to retract her handshake. Elon thinks he is capable of improving the government's spending when he can't manage his own. Project 2025 completion creeps closer with the breaking of government services with the goal of privatization.

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DOGE and Elon Musk (gross) continue to blindly cut spending and surprise! it's led to some problems. Dear leader is now a greasy car salesman on the White House front lawn. Shitty regressives do shitty, predictable regressive things like insist we "must cut entitlement spending." Accountability is hard and it's necessary to move forward.

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Regressives continue to provide cover for abusers. "I've never seen Mike Johnson and a Keebler elf in the same room at the same time" would be etched on Ashley's epitaph if it wasn't so damn expensive. We compare plans currently available on Pennsylvania's Pennie insurance exchange and begin to dissect the abysmal state of our healthcare system.

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The essence of masculinity is found in James David Bowman's facial hair. Student borrowers continue to get the shaft. Erin is almost entrapped in her own mind. The clown show that is the current regime tries to strongarm Volodymyr Zelenskyy into licking their boots and asking for some more please, sir.

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Ashley and Erin give the SAVE Act a cursory read through and continue questioning why conservatives have such a hard-on for immigrants. We also discuss changes to CMS' telehealth rules and service accessibility.

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We talk connections between classic rock bangers and the White House "faith" office. Will tariffs actually do the things the tangerine tyrant claims? Doubtful. Wealth clearly doesn't buy class, a decent makeup artist, or a skilled plastic surgeon. The regime keeps throwing a metric ton of shit at the wall to see what sticks and to keep everyone run ragged and it is WORKING. We also talk about the theoretical therapeutic benefits of flipping tables during House committee meetings.

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