Jon is away on vacation and Eric retreats from the heat. The FCC is cracking down on a robocall purveyor and the DoJ takes down an RT 'botnet' of fake social media accounts. Eric gets an unprompted 5* review to brighten his day, and Jon visits 'the largest ancient castle in the world.'

• 0:00 - Intro
• 11:53 - Mandatory FCC Block
• 17:58 - RT Botnet Takedown
• 23:55 - HashCheck *****
• 26:54 - Prague Castle

Jon makes some hay, Eric goes to a ball game. Authy inadvertently plays fast and loose with an API while polyfill.io loses control of their javascript, but Cloudflare steps in to save the day. Old man Eric rejoices in advances in hearing science and Jon discovers what Denisovans ate for dinner.

• 0:00 - Introduction
• 9:43 - Authy API Ooops
• 13:42 - polyfill.io Ooops
• 21:04 - Supercharged Hearing
• 24:26 - Denisovan Dinner

Eric returns from vacation and Jon makes Hay. Microsoft retires its under sea data center experiment, YouTube attempts to get artists onboard for AI Music, Apple may (or may not) be compliant with the DMA, and a Krebs master class in OSInt. Sleep cleans your brain, and how to make hay.

• 0:00 - Intro
• 13:24 - No More Barnacled Servers
• 16:36 - AI Composer
• 25:05 - Schrödinger's Compliance
• 31:34 - Krebs Brings Receipts
• 39:08 - Clean Your Brain
• 43:51 - Makin' Hay

Eric is on vacation, so Jon is up late. Panera lost some employee data and Snowflake is updating stuff. Eric enjoys the South Pacific Epcot while Jon looks forward to going to a library.

• 0:00 - Introduction
• 9:09 - Panera Fallout
• 12:04 - Snowflake Fallout
• 18:22 - Polynesian Cultural Center
• 23:14 - Klementinum

Eric graduates his last, and Jon hosts a field trip. Club Penguin fans post inside documents from Disney (among others) and Apple announces how they will securely and privately execute LLMs in the cloud. Wyoming nuclear power plant breaks ground, the Civ7 trailer is released, and Astronaut William Anders passes away in his plane.

• 0:00 - Intro
• 14:32 - Bad Penguins
• 21:10 - Private Cloud Compute
• 32:28 - Nuclear Wyoming
• 35:51 - Civilization VII
• 36:37 - William Anders

Eric says goodbye (sorta) to Coke Zero just in time for Chaos Week; aka Last Child Graduating High School. Jon cleans out his barn and discovers the bees are making him honey. Polish Hackers call out train repair shenanigans and Ticketmaster loses 560 million(ish?) user accounts due to(?) a Snowflake database misconfiguration? So many questions. Panamanian islands are "sinking" and China lands on the moon (again). Jon listens to a new "Harry Potter meets Ender's Game meets Ready Player One" book series and now Eric is spending more money on books.

• 0:00 - Introduction
• 12:00 - Polish Train Hackers
• 20:22 - Ticketmaster hack?
• 22:37 - Snowflake hack?
• 25:36 - Panama's Carribbean Relocation
• 27:51 - China lands on the Moon
• 29:32 - Warformed: Stormweaver

Eric grills ribs for Memorial Day, and Jon finds a goose. The internet archive under attack (literally and legally), and essays on programming. Two Mayan fun things ... books and bees.

• 0:00 - Intro
• 12:05 - Wayback Attack
• 16:20 - Essays on Programming
• 31:25 - Doomsday Match
• 35:13 - Stingless Bees

Eric hangs out downtown and plans a trip to the symphony. Jon is hitting the end of the high school concert season, has opinions on iPad and notes that the bees both giveth and taketh away. While recovering from a long trip, they ask themselves many important questions... Who knew college students would want free laundry services? When did your WiFi routers become Apple AirTags? Who wants Patch Tuesday details? Was there anything non-AI related at BUILD? Why won't more people buy Marshmallow Sky Ice Cream? What is that underground near the Giza Pyramids? When will this podcast end?

• 0:00 - Introduction
• 12:18 - Free Laundry!
• 16:53 - WiFi Router is an Airtag
• 23:14 - Patch Tuesday
• 27:05 - BUILD AI
• 35:42 - Marshmallow Sky
• 38:41 - Giza Anomaly

Eric has superlative steak and Jon has ... pizza. Northern lights, concerts, and grafting bees oh my. Microsoft's security priorities, FCC designates Royal Tiger, and Ascension hospitals attacked with/by Black Basta. A Vampire Drone and Wallets everywhere.

• 0:00 - Intro
• 16:05 - Top Priority
• 23:15 - Royal Tiger
• 27:28 - Ascension Land
• 32:09 - Vampire Drone
• 36:20 - Wallets Wallets Everywhere

Eric's on the road again and has irrelevant opinions about Taylor Swift's new music. Jon is surrounded by music and actually watches a show Eric recommended. LockBit gang is doxxed by the FBI. Microsoft's top priority is security. Eric is suprised by Sugar and Jon discovers a new show: Doctor Rakus, Medicine Primate.

• 0:00 - Introduction
• 11:58 - LockBit Exposed
• 15:57 - Microsoft's Priority
• 22:05 - Sugar
• 26:43 - Primate Doctor