Online grocery orders, golf simulator quality, gym body odor, and masters picks... nothing good.

We learn that vegan strip clubs are a thing, who knew?! Shower talk and the Dell Match Play.

We idiots recap the Players, my son walks in on me man scaping and If your wife eats your food learn how to protect it, we got the solution!

Bryson's "withdrawal" again from another tournament or withdrawal from steroids, tin foils hats are fun!... and we still suck podcastessing.

Another garbage pile with a little better audio.

Back after almost a year acting like people were on the edge of their seat waiting, no one really cares... but what about an HJ helper!

We try to talk Phil's PGA Championship win, Sammy gets his sh*t together and joins to defend his handicap stance and the episode turns into a bag of trash. Enjoy!

Slow play!

4 morons talk about our week off, as if people care, Tyler golfed, Trevor sh*t in a creek, Abe and Todd did others things. We bring up if expensive putters are worth it, gimme putts, and should rakes be left in or out of the bunkers.

We talk about the Super Golf League, or should we say Premier Golf League. Also which Major is our favorite, like it really matters.