Today we thank our listeners by giving away £30 of free pizza to a lucky winner. We talk more budget, the NHS pay rise (or lack of), phone hacking, lots more royal family news and Mariah Carey gets sued.

Today we're chatting Nicola Sturgeon at committee, Ash is annoyed with Jackie Baillie, we pick our wrestling names and entrance music. Also: Meghan Markle, the loneliest tree in Greenock and dinner with the wax melts.

Today we talk: Upcoming budget on Wednesday, Influencers going to Dubai, Lady Gaga's dogs, New Scottish Labour Leader and guess who's back, back again? TRUMP!

Live, unscripted Saturday night sh*t chat. Comments from some of our fav listeners. We chat on found shopping lists, Greenock's urban legends and SECRETS.

We talk the appearance of Alex Salmond at committee today, the new Potato Head, Prince Harry on James Corden, the Queen encourages folks to get their vaccine and a kind man in Edinburgh giving free meals from his chippy to school kids.

Alex Salmond dingied the committee! So no chat on that but we talk inflated highers results, Scotlands COVID exit strategy, Boris the journalist and lots of other stuff.

Sunday papers round-up, chatting with our listeners and using crisp packets as condoms. This is not at all suitable for children.

On our first episode we talk about the best way to scam a meal deal, a miracle dog with an OBE, Harry & Meghan and the Alex Salmond investigation. And Greenock drama of course - a new billboard slating the First Minister.