Galadriel wants to stop Sauron but no one believes her. There's a hobbit girl doing the Luke Skywalker thing. An Elf is investigating black sludge from a cow's tit..

Waxing philosophical about college debt

Death is gonna kill you and we got to stop it.

PFC Holbrook arrives with orders to report to MSG Bilko. Unlike a highly trained and disciplined military outfit, he finds slobs, gamblers, and strange people making bank off the military.

A brief overview of the great Minnesota gathering

Rick is going to marry Debbie, but not without a proper send-off.

Nobby and Sebastian have been separated for 28 years. Now, after being reunited, Sebastian is being hunted and needs to clear his name with the help of his lower class brother.

Donald just wants a normal meal. Unfortunately he discovers that the meal he really wants is human flesh.

Sam is a kid torn between doing good or doing bad. He notices his reclusive neighbor Joe is possible the thought dead Samaritan. Can he help Samaritan care about humanity again?

Three Voluptuous Babes in leather Barbarian outfits infiltrate a death cult to stop Dr. Sin Do from taking over the world. There's action, fluffy cloud bras, bad acting, and pure fun schlock to be had.