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WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO BETTE & JOAN? EPISODE 6 – I Saw What You Did and Burnt Offerings Welcome to another episode of What Ever Happened to Bette & Joan?, an ongoing journey through late-era Bette Davis & Joan Crawford. This week, our travels through grand dame guignol cinema comes to a close as we […]

THE LEGEND OF OCHI MOVIE REVIEW While A24’s latest release The Legend of Ochi may be a film directed at children, the review Chris, Wright, and Marco did for it is decidedly not (despite Marco’s best efforts to keep it on track). While discussing this little injured cryptid creature the film centers around, it was […]

THE CREATOR MOVIE REVIEW From the director of Godzilla and Rogue One comes this new sci-fi film NOT based on a previous IP (at least not overtly), The Creator. In the future, the humanoid robots humanity have built have achieved total sentience, despite most of the world’s reluctance to accept their ‘humanity’. After a nuclear […]

DIGITAL NOISE EPISODE 283: TEN MINUTES TO HIS DARK QUIET COMMANDO John and Chris discuss the wackiness of Italian Rambo rip-offs, examine two 80s horror films that always got more credit than they deserved (but young Bill Paxton is good), discover the joys of a film that is “Texas Chainsaw Massacre for Butthole Surfers fans”, […]

CENSOR MOVIE REVIEW In the 80’s in England, the scapegoat of the decade were horror movies, referred to there as Video Nasties. This new British horror “Censor” takes place during this period, following a government censor named Enid whose job it is to watch all the most brutal films being released and trim out the […]

CLASS ACTION PARK MOVIE REVIEW Ah, the 80s. What a time it was. Neon colors. Arena rock. New Wave. No personal responsibility. Mass injuries. The smell of unclean water and iodine. Hey, it’s Action Park. Or, as this HBO doc would have it, “Class Action Park”. Unbelievably, this theme park in New Jersey managed to […]

SCARY STORIES TO TELL IN THE DARK MOVIE REVIEW We went into this adaptation of the children’s book series knowing these three things about the source material: #1- We were old enough to be unaware of their existence when they were big. #2- To all reports, the stories themselves were just ok. #3- To all […]

BEING FRANK MOVIE REVIEW Justin and London are about to be very frank with their review of this new movie. The story follows Phillip (Logan Miller) living his day-to-day life with his family. While his mother (Anna Gunn) dutifully tends to the kids, their father Frank (Jim Gaffigan) seems to go on business trips often. […]

DUMBO MOVIE REVIEW Disney has been making mad bank off these live-action-ish remakes of their classic animated properties so here comes the weird mutated baby no one wanted…oh, except for of course Tim Burton. It’s kinda his whole schtick. The tale of the little elephant with giant ears who can fly has been DRASTICALLY changed […]

Steven Soderbergh’s iPhone crusade continues with this NBA drama penned by Tarell Alvin McCraney (Moonlight). Andre Holland headlines as Ray, a sports agent who finds himself unable to access any money or help his clients when the NBA begins a lockout to negotiate new contracts with the TV networks. Not willing to accept these terms, […]