A swashbuckling, fantasy, space opera, comedy that fails to effectively be any of those things. But hey, it's got a young Ron Perlman and Anjelica Huston.
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Movie Mastery - The Ice Pirates (1984)

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A literal afterthought of a movie that manages to survive mostly on being so weird that you can almost ignore how bad and boring it is.
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Movie Mastery - Hard Rock Zombies (1984)

It's another Full Moon Features picture which means low budget kills and the absolute bare minimum of thrills. Unless you find extremely slow back-and-forth reaction shots between actors and puppets thrilling, in which case you might want to pace yourself on this one.
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Movie Mastery - Puppet Master 4

Not every cartoon movie funded by a country can be as absolutely bonkers as Sir Billi or Millionaire Dogs. Sometimes you just get a mid Shrek/Disney pastiche.
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Movie Mastery - The Stolen Princess (2018)

As requested, we are doing the follow up to the Madame Web watch with a look back at the first sign that maybe Sony just doesn't know what the hell it's doing.
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Movie Mastery - Morbius (2022)

Can this movie truly be as bad as they say? Do we have another Morbius? Can we convince them to release this again in a couple months? One of these questions answered and more in the triumphant return of In Theaters Now.
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Movie Mastery - The Ice Pirates (1984)

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