Home Alone meets Toys if those movies had no budget, or talent, or ideas

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A Star Wars knock-off from Japan that is bad but not in a fun, campy way but a boring, 70's way

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We look at the original Fright Night, a classic 80's horror movie where everyone is kind of a goober and there's a vampire named Jerry.

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The last one of these movies to actually have Doug Bradley as Pinhead and the first starring role for Henry Cavill. Also, an absolute turd!

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Jamie Kennedy does a movie where, get this, a white guy acts like a stereotype of a black gangster. Oh ho ho. How absolutely hilarious. What will they think of next?

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A lower budget sequel to the American live action movie based on the Japanese manga that tries to be more dark and gritty and is mostly more boring

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Britney Spears gets everything she's ever wanted while her friends' lives crumble around her. Woo! Fun road trip!

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The raw charisma and undeniable talent of Channing Tatum can only do so much to save this mostly forgettable movie

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A totally radical skateboarding movie that has very little to do with skateboarding and a lot to do with Vietnamese crime drama

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A movie with an absolutely bananas concept that squanders it on mostly being about how boring, crappy dudes are good actually

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