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Night of the Comet is the third film in our audience choice requests. Fortunately this is a film we really didn't mind doing, grew up with and actually like. All too easy.

B.C. Rock and Thankskilling are the first films to be reviewed in our audience choice month! There's a reason the films we review need to be a theatrical release. These are two prime examples.

Religion and God being no stranger to MST we look at God's Not Dead strictly for its cinematic mishaps and not so much its message or religious belief. With Newsboys and Duck Dynasty involved it's hard but we pretty much do it.

When God tells you to do something you don't question it, you just do it. Especially when approached by Richard Lynch with a side vagina wanting to bear your children.

Robert Downey Jr. once said that he enjoys the classics but sometimes he just likes to sit back and watch C.H.U.D. Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers. We're with you Robert, we're with you.

Could I pass up the connection of mad scientist from Re-Animator? Hell no! When Jeffery's fiance accidentally gets killed by a remote control lawn mower, he goes on the prowl for female body parts. Hilarity ensues.

H.P. Lovecraft is known for many things, Cthulhu usually being the most known. Well kids, Re-Animator is one of his best and the film adaptation is as well. Take a listen, you won't be disappointed.

Robot Jox is essentially rockem sockem robots the movie. With a decent budget that would make Pacific Rim point and laugh uncontrollably, it has its moments. Bad? Yeah. After R.O.T.O.R. last week, a masterpiece.

R.O.T.O.R. is quite possible one of, if not the worst film MST has ever reviewed. I can't remember a time we've had it worse than this. The film is so bad you know it's staying in our movie collections for a long time to come.

Gwendoline is what you'd get if you crossed Indiana Jones with Emmanuelle. A sexually explicit adventure film with no shortage of horrible acting and bad dialogue. Even Tawny Kitaen's boobs can't save this one.