How do you create for yourself the perfect Moving experience, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of moving!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• American Home Movers and Oz Moving & Storage, two absolute dogshit companies

• Assembly lines

• Wabu's adult dorm life

• The Great Packing Debate

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