9: MOZI JOKE HOUR (IN 18 MINUTES)

My seven year old makes up jokes for an hour straight, I edit them down to the essential.

FEATURING: Malakai 'Moz' 'Mozi' Cadell-McKay, St. John McKay.

IN THESE TIMES OF ROBOT MONKEYS AND ALL SORTS OF OTHER FUN DISTRACTIONS, IT IS HARD ENOUGH TO GET SOMEONE TO LOOK AT A SELFIE OF YOUR BUTT, LET ALONE ASK SOMEONE TO SIT DOWN AND JUST LISTEN TO SOMETHING, AND CONCENTRATE, FOR AROUND SOME MINUTES.
BUT I'M TELLING YOU TO. 
I AM HERE TO TAKE YOU BACK TO A TIME BEFORE TIME BECAME TIME, A TIME WHERE YOU'D SIT AROUND WITH THE FAMILY AND STARE AT THE RADIO AND LISTEN TO THE WAR.
I ALLOW YOU TO DO ONE ACTIVITY WHILE LISTENING: YOUR IRONING. BREASTFEEDING IS ALSO ALLOWED. AND CUDDLING. BESIDES THAT, I WANT YOUR FULL ATTENTION. 
IT'S ONLY SOME MINUTES. IT WON'T KILL YOU.
ALSO: DUE TO NATURE OF SHOW ACCEPT/EXPECT LESS THAN BROADCAST SOUND QUALITY AND LESS THAN FAMILY FRIENDLY CONTENT. THANKS.
AS WELL: MOST MUSIC LOCALLY SOURCED FROM NEW YORK CITY BUSKERS WHOM I PAID HANDSOMELY.
AND LASTLY: THANK YOU, YOU ARE LOVELY.