Did Jesus steal the solstice because he has no soul?

In this holiday episode, we talk about Santa robbing a bank, Florida man giving the gift of ganja, Rudy Giuliani converting to Judaism, the FDA raising the legal age for tobacco, and Illinois starting the new year on a high note.

We make up some new words, and we talk about what will happen when Aleister Crowley fights the Marquis de Sade in a conspiracy deathmatch. 

Finally, we settle once and for all if Jesus is Naughty or Nice.  

Links Mentioned:

• Colorado Springs man reportedly robs bank, throws money into the air and yells, “Merry Christmas”
• Florida man passes out marijuana 'because it was Christmas'  
• Rudy Giuliani, a Catholic, says he is ‘more of a Jew’ than George Soros, who survived the Holocaust 
• The US officially raises the tobacco buying age to 21 
• Recreational marijuana becomes legal in Illinois on New Year's Day 

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