Did Jesus steal the solstice because he has no soul?

In this holiday episode, we talk about Santa robbing a bank, Florida man giving the gift of ganja, Rudy Giuliani converting to Judaism, the FDA raising the legal age for tobacco, and Illinois starting the new year on a high note.

We make up some new words, and we talk about what will happen when Aleister Crowley fights the Marquis de Sade in a conspiracy deathmatch. 

Finally, we settle once and for all if Jesus is Naughty or Nice.  

Links Mentioned:

• Colorado Springs man reportedly robs bank, throws money into the air and yells, “Merry Christmas”
• Florida man passes out marijuana 'because it was Christmas'  
• Rudy Giuliani, a Catholic, says he is ‘more of a Jew’ than George Soros, who survived the Holocaust 
• The US officially raises the tobacco buying age to 21 
• Recreational marijuana becomes legal in Illinois on New Year's Day 

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Should we have used a Space Mafia to pickup space garbage instead of paying for Trump's Space Force? 

In this episode, we talk about Facebook removing ai-generated profiles and photos, we talk about the cop that wants Jeffrey Epstein's suicide attempt video seen at his trial, and we salute the people rushing to join the Space Force.

We make up some new words, and we talk about what’ll happen when Bigfoot fights El Chupacabra in a conspiracy deathmatch. 

Finally, we settle once and for all if human cloning should be banned.  

Links Mentioned:

• Facebook Removes Accounts With AI-Generated Profile Photos
• ‘Missing’ jail video from first Jeffrey Epstein suicide attempt has been found, prosecutors tell judge
• The Space Force is officially the sixth military branch. Here’s what that means

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Would this show be better if Rani focused on MPP instead of Pokémon-Going to Trans-Satanic QAntifa protest rituals? 

In this episode, we indict fundamentalists for calling Jeffrey Epstein a Mossad conspiracy, we prosecute Kamala Harris for dropping out of the race, and convict QAnon believers of being legally insane.

We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if a Reptilian fought the Mothman in a conspiracy deathmatch. 

Finally, we settle once and for all  if people should adopt instead of having biological children!  

Links Mentioned:

• Christian TV host Rick Wiles: Israel created Jeffrey Epstein so the ‘Jews could screw America’  
• Kamala Harris drops out of 2020 presidential race
• QAnon: Mafia murder suspect’s belief in baseless far-right Trump conspiracy proves his insanity, man’s own lawyer argues 

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Can a medicated Everett make it through one episode with a transfeminine co-host without getting cancelled?

In this episode of Mythic Politics we talk about the president of Brazil's bizarre Leonardo Dicaprio conspiracy, the Trump administration's immigrant entrapping fake colleges, we call BS on Beck claiming he was never a Scientologist, and cheer the FDA declaring Psilocybin a breakthrough therapy for major depression.

We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if the Zodiac Killer Ted Cruz fought Nikola Tesla in a conspiracy deathmatch. 

Finally, we settle for once and all if Trump should be impeached.

Links Mentioned:

• Brazil’s president claims DiCaprio paid for Amazon fires
• ICE arrested 250 foreign students enrolled in the government’s fake university
• Beck Claims He Was Never a Scientologist. Leah Remini and Others Are Calling BS.
• Psilocybin for major depression granted Breakthrough Therapy by FDA

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If Julian Assange wikileaked inside you, would you extradite him?

In this episode we talk about Sweden dropping the rape charges against Julian Assange while we assassinate his character, We misrepresent the recent indictment and charges against Jeffrey Epstein's jail guards, and we prevaricate about a House committee passing a bill to federally legalize cannabis.

We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Aleister Crowley fought Hiram Abiff in a conspiracy deathmatch. 

Finally, we settle once and for all if the USA should have universal healthcare.  

Links Mentioned:

• Julian Assange: Sweden drops rape investigation 
• As Epstein died, guards allegedly shopped online and slept 
• House committee passes marijuana bill to federally legalize the drug 

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If you were an undulating mass of Ben Shapiros, your brain 33 pineal glands, your arms and legs all Ben Shapiros, and your tightly balled fists two tiny Shapiros doing cannonballs, could you destroy the fact you're a virgin with logic and reason?

In this episode, we hyperbolize federal prosecutors offering plea deals to Jeffrey Epstein's guards, we propagandize about Stephen Miller’s leaked white supremacist emails, and we take Roger Stone’s conviction on 7 charges out of context.

 We make up some new words, and we find out what happens when the Marquis de Sade meets Adam Weishaupt in a conspiracy deathmatch.

 Finally, we equivocate on whether more gun laws prevent gun deaths. 
  
 Links Mentioned:

• Jail guards at time of Epstein death reject deal 
• Democrats call for Stephen Miller to resign after leak of emails promoting white nationalism 
• Roger Stone, confidant of Trump and WikiLeaks connection, found guilty on all seven counts 

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If there was a rehabilitation center for baby boomers, how quickly would you have your parents committed?

In this episode, we talked about the IronMarch neo-nazi forum getting hacked, Ben Shapiro getting dragged by the alt-right, and how leaked audio shows ABC killed a story on Jeffrey Epstein, Bill Clinton, and Prince Andrew.

We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if The Kraken fought El Chupacabra in a conspiracy deathmatch. 

Finally, we settle for once and all if a business can legally impose its religious views upon you.  

Links Mentioned:

• Mysterious hacker dumps database of infamous IronMarch neo-nazi forum 
• Conservative commentator Ben Shapiro blasts alt-right, radical left, identity politics in MemAud lecture 
• ABC says interview with Jeffrey Epstein accuser wasn't ready to air 
• CBS News employee fired over access to leaked tape of ABC's Amy Robach

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If you were in congress and you had to ask Mark Zuckerberg one question, would you ask him if he's a reptillian, or if he's an android? Either way, you should have asked about the Zuckerborg.

In this episode, we talked about Edward Snowden debunking UFOs and chemtrails, Pat Robertson's campaign against human/mice hybrids, Bernie Sanders being down with 420, and the people protesting Mexico legalizing recreational weed.

We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if John Dee fought Nicola Tesla in a conspiracy deathmatch. 

Finally, we settle for once and all if we should federally legalize cannabis for recreational use.  

Links Mentioned:

• Edward Snowden searched the CIA's networks for proof that aliens exist. Here's what he found
• Pat Robertson: Scientists are using ‘baby parts’ in an experiment to ‘make mice human’
• Bernie Sanders debuts plan at 4:20 pm to legalize marijuana  
• On Eve Of Legalization, Mexican Cannabis Activists Camp Out In Front of Senate 

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Do you think you can defeat a Super Saiyan Alex Jones? What would Alex Jones wish for if he gathered all the Dragon Balls?

In this episode, we talked about engineering psilocybin from bacteria, Trump appointing an Illuminati author, Hillary Clinton calling Tulsi Gabbard & Jill Stein Russian assets, and a Sandy Hook parent winning a defamation lawsuit.

We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Albert Pike fought The Mothman (or Mothwoman) in a conspiracy deathmatch. 

Finally, we settle for once and all if we should circumcise children. 

Links Mentioned:

• Scientists Engineered a Bacterium That Poops Out Huge Amounts of Psilocybin 
• Trump Appoints ‘Illuminati’ Self-Help Author ‘Magus Incognito’ To Federal Education Board 
• Hillary Clinton suggests Russia is grooming Tulsi Gabbard for third-party run 
• Sandy Hook Father Awarded $450,000 in Defamation Lawsuit 

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We've all fantasized about it, but if there were Big Tiddy Anime Angels smoking blunts on Saturn, would you make a planet out of thin air?

In this episode, we watch Terrence Howard build Saturn without gravity, we talked about South Park getting banned in China, Elizabeth Warren trolling Mark Zuckerberg, and we get weird talking about mysterious cattle mutilations in Oregon.

We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Aleister Crowley's buddy Lam fought a random Reptilian in a conspiracy deathmatch. 

Finally, we settle for once and all if vaccines cause autism. 

Links Mentioned:

• South Park' Scrubbed From Chinese Internet After Critical Episode
• Elizabeth Warren trolls Facebook with 'false' Zuckerberg ad
• 'Not One Drop Of Blood': Cattle Mysteriously Mutilated In Oregon  

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