Would you want to reincarnate as a milf?

In this episode, we talked about the Dalia Lama reincarnating as a babe, JP Morgan's 20 tons of cocaine, Jeffery Epsteins accusers, Acosta resigning over a sweetheart deal, and Aleister Crowley's acolytes returning to the loch ness.

We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if a unicorn fought a centaur in a conspiracy deathmatch. 

Finally, we settle for once and all if people have free will or are we biological robots.

Links Mentioned:

• Dalai Lama sorry for saying a female successor would have to be 'attractive'  
• U.S. Authorities Seize 20 Tons Of Cocaine From Ship Owned By JP Morgan  
• More Than a Dozen Jeffrey Epstein Accusers Have Come Forward Since His Indictment  
• Acosta resigns amid furor over Epstein plea deal 
• Followers of occultist Aleister Crowley to be welcomed back to his former Highland home 

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If someone told you an alien invasion was coming, would you believe them? 

In this episode, we talked about Trump & UFOs in the DMZ, UFOlogy terrorism and bomb scares, suing the Church of Scientology, and Marijuana Federalism. 

We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Ben Franklin fought Marquis de Sade in a conspiracy deathmatch.  

Finally, we settle for once and all if the afterlife or the void is more likely. 

Links Mentioned:

• Trump in the DMZ  
• Stephanie Grisham, new White House press secretary, bruised in tussle with North Korean security  
• South Korea detects "unidentified object" flying over DMZ  
• Bomb constructed to warn authorities about aliens threatening to destroy planet: police  
• Church of Scientology Faced With Bombshell Lawsuit  
• House Resoundingly Approves Broad Marijuana Federalism 

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If a wiccan Russian pulled a prank would you call it a hoax?

In this episode, we talked about Jimmy Carter calling Trump an illegitimate president, Trump attacking Mueller for his upcoming testimony, Brazilian cocaine delegations, and Illinois expunging marijuana convictions.

We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if the Loch Ness Monster fought The Kraken in a conspiracy deathmatch. 

Finally, we settle for once and all if Booze or Cannabis is better for a kickback? 

Links Mentioned:

• Jimmy Carter says a full investigation would show Trump lost in 2016  
• Trump attacks Mueller after he agrees to testify to Congress  
• 39kg of cocaine found on plane carrying Brazil president's team to G20  
• Illinois is expunging marijuana convictions from nearly 800,000 criminal records

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Should the catholic church use holy water in a drought? 

In this episode, we talked about news spraying cities with holy water, Republicans on the lam, The Donald getting quarantined, the supreme court gerrymandering, and NRATV shutting down.

We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Lee Harvey Oswald fought John Wilkes Booth in a conspiracy deathmatch. 

Finally, we settle for once and all if Moses talked to god, or just ate some mushrooms.

Links Mentioned: 

• Bishop plans to spray murder-plagued city with holy water from helicopter to 'get rid of the devil' 
• Oregon Republicans Are On The Lam Over A Climate Bill 
• Reddit ‘Quarantines’ Pro-Trump Subreddit Over Anti-Police Threats 
• Supreme Court: Partisan gerrymandering "beyond the reach" of federal courts  
• Cash-Strapped NRA Shuts Down Its Online Channel NRATV  

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Should Trump #buildthewall in outer space?

In this episode we talked about Flat-earth pedophiles, senatorial ufo briefings, and the fbi putting facial recognition in your dishwasher.

We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Jack the Ripper fought The Zodiac Killer in a conspiracy deathmatch. 

Finally, we settle for once and all if God or Aliens are more likely.

Links Mentioned:

• ‘Biblical Flat Earth Society’ founder is charged with 56 counts of child exploitation 
• Senators receive classified briefing on UFO sightings 
• The FBI Has Access to Over 640 Million Photos of Us Through Its Facial Recognition Database 

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Is your fourth eye wide open?

In this episode, we talked about Facebook removing Natural News, we talk about Infowars using Pepe the frog, and we talk about Alex Jones sending child pron.

We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Adam Weishaupt fought George Washington in a conspiracy deathmatch. 

Finally, we settle for once and all if intelligent extraterrestrial forces interacted with early humans!

Links Mentioned:

• Facebook Removes Conspiracy Site Natural News  
• InfoWars Must Pay Pepe the Frog Creator $15,000, Never Sell Pepe Merch Again in Settlement 
• Alex Jones’s Legal Team Is Said to Have Sent Child Porn in Sandy Hook Hoax Case  

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