If Donald Trump told you he broke a law, would you believe him?

In this episode, we talked about Trump wanting a moat with alligators and snakes on the border, Reddit banning an incel subreddit, and we figure out what the hell Terrence Howard is talking about.

We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Lee Harvey Oswald fought the Zodiac Killer in a conspiracy deathmatch. 

Finally, we settle for once and all if our billionaires and politicians are reptilian aliens!

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• Trump wanted to shoot migrants and build a wall guarded by alligators and flesh-piercing spikes
• Reddit has broadened its anti-harassment rules and banned a major incel forum
• What the Heck Is Terrence Howard Talking About? 

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If a sasquatch mounts you in the forest, and nobody's around to hear it, do you make a sound?

In this episode, we talked about Trump's treasonous Ukrainian call and the subsequent impeachment inquiry, the military warning troops against Joker incels, and how the OK hand gesture is now a symbol of hate.

We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Hiram Abiff fought Christian Rosenkreuz in a conspiracy deathmatch. 

Finally, we settle for once and all if the Earth is flat or spherical. 

Links Mentioned:

• Whistleblower alleges Trump abused power to solicit foreign interference 
• U.S. Military Issues Warning to Troops About Incel Violence at Joker Screenings 
• The 'OK' Hand Gesture Is Now Listed As A Symbol Of Hate 

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Should we be selling our soul to google out of convenience …or should be just be eating republicans?

In this episode, we talked about 48 states launching antitrust investigations into Google, we discuss Purdue Pharma's secret oxycontin withdrawals, and we talk about California banning private prisons and ICE detention facilities.

We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if John Dee fought Eliphas Levi in a conspiracy deathmatch. 

Finally, we settle for once and all if Atheism is a religion.

Links Mentioned:

• 48 U.S. states launch antitrust investigation into Google  
• NY finds $1B in hidden transfers by family behind OxyContin 
• California bans private prisons  

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Is America filled with muggle infidels?

In this episode, we talked about Infowars' Sandy Hook Defamation Lawsuit, Alex Jones' weather weapons, Harry Potter getting exorcised, Jared Leto starting a cult, and Walmart halting the sale of some ammunition.

We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if the Mothman fought the Jersey Devil in a conspiracy deathmatch.

Finally, we settle for once and all if Julian Assange is a friend or foe!

Links Mentioned:

• Infowars Loses Appeal in Sandy Hook Defamation Lawsuit 
• Alex Jones’ Infowars pushes weather weapon conspiracy theories about Hurricane Dorian to discount climate change
• Harry Potter books removed from Catholic school 'on exorcists' advice' 
• Thirty Seconds to Mars' Jared Leto Started a Cult—Because of Course He Did
• Walmart to halt sale of ammunition for handguns, assault-style weapons

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Do hurricanes and tropical storms skew conservative?

In this episode, we talked about Trump's Space Force, stopping hurricanes with nuclear weapons, 8chan giving Qanon special access, Jorden Peterson's derp-fake, Peruvian mass graves, and cannabis convictions in Illinois and New York.

We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Albert Pike fought Bill Cooper in a conspiracy deathmatch. 

Finally, we settle for once and all who hung Jeffrey Epstein. 

Links Mentioned:

• SpaceCom: Trump launches space warfare command
• Trump suggested nuking hurricanes to stop them from hitting U.S. 
• 8chan Site Owners Were in ‘Direct Contact’ with and Made Site Changes for ‘Q’ 
• Jordan Peterson deepfake voice simulator taken offline after Peterson suggests legal action 
• Mass child sacrifice discovery may be largest in Peru 
• About 160,000 People in New York to See Their Marijuana Convictions Disappear 
• Illinois County to Use Algorithm to Automatically Expunge Old Marijuana Convictions 

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Is the Amazon Rainforest fire just an exotic game BBQ?

In this episode, we talked about Jeffrey Epstein's head transplant, the new patriot revolution, Trump's loyalty comments, Hillary Clinton zinging Trump over voter conspiracies, derp state conspiracies, and recreational cocaine in Mexico.

We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Lam fought a leprechaun in a conspiracy deathmatch. 

Links Mentioned:

• Christian TV host: Jeffrey Epstein is alive and well and walking around with a ‘head transplant’
• Christian prophet: ‘Patriots’ will drag dead Democrats through the streets if Trump doesn’t carry out ‘mass arrests’ by January
• Trump: Any Jew voting Democratic is uninformed or disloyal
• Trump tweets quote calling him the "second coming of God" to Jews in Israel
• Hillary Clinton zings Trump over new voter conspiracy theory 
• Overstock CEO resigns after blaming 'deep state' for romance with Russian Agent
• Recreational cocaine use approved for two people in landmark decision in Mexico

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Is Zark Fuckerbook selling your data to moon men?

In this episode, we talked about Trump retweeting conspiracy theories, the FBI downgrading white supremacy, the FCC making a safe space for conservatives, and waterbears on the moon.

We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if the Montauk Monster fought El Chupacabra in a conspiracy deathmatch. 

Finally, we settle for once and all if we should be colonizing the solar system or housing the homeless.

Links Mentioned:

• Trump retweets Epstein conspiracy theory, claiming Clinton connection 
• FBI ranks 'Black Identity Extremists' bigger threat than Al Qaeda, white supremacists
• Reports say White House has drafted an order putting the FCC in charge of monitoring social media
• Crashed Israeli Lunar Lander Spilled Tardigrades on the Moon

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If cops like being peed on, is it even punishment?

In this episode, we talked about Crowley's house ablaze, conspiracism, Qanon being a national security threat, mass shootings, troops in border camps, getting poisoned by Putin, Neil deGrasse Tyson getting metoo'd, and New York decriminalizing cannabis.

We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Bigfoot fought golem in a conspiracy deathmatch.

Finally, we settle for once and all if the illuminati is evil.

Links Mentioned:

• New fire rips through historic Boleskine House 
• Study: Conspiracy theory believers tend to endorse other unsubstantiated beliefs as well
• FBI Says QAnon, Internet Conspiracy Theorists Are National Security Threats  
• US soldiers now stationed inside migrant detention camp as ‘prison guards’
• Leading Putin critic Alexei Navalny hospitalized with mysterious illness
• Neil deGrasse Tyson Will Keep His Job at Hayden Planetarium After Sexual Misconduct Investigation
• New York decriminalizes marijuana use

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If we really landed on the moon, did Jehovah witness it?

In this episode, we talked about frankensteined cadavers, steamy exorcisms, Qanon assassination conspiracies, Trump being a puppet, the federal government icing you, and the plan to storm loch ness.

We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if a grey alien fought a reptilian in a conspiracy deathmatch. 

Finally, we settle for once and all if we landed on the moon.

Links Mentioned:

• 'Cooler filled with male genitalia' found in raid of Phoenix body-donation company  
• Pastor Accused of Sucking Out “Evil Spirits” with Oral Sex to Face Secular Court 
• Man who shot mob boss Francesco 'Franky Boy' Cali believed in QAnon, thought he had Trump's 'full support'  
• Trump Stands Next to Photoshopped Presidential Seal That Reads '45 is a Puppet' in Spanish
• Federal government resuming executions after 2 decades, names first 5 people to be killed 
• The day after storming Area 51, there's a plan to storm Loch Ness 

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If you get stalked by an owl, hoo would believe you?

In this episode, we talked about Beto's slaves and if that's racist, lots of hate in our racism roundup, Elon merging us with Teslas, Viking bong technology, and Hawaii decriminalizing cannabis.

We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Jack Parsons fought Nikola Tesla in a conspiracy deathmatch. 

Finally, we settle for once and all if ghosts are real.

Links Mentioned:

• Beto O’Rourke says ancestor owned slaves  
• New Hampshire lawmaker Werner Horn: 'Owning slaves doesn't make you racist' 
• 13 Philadelphia police officers who made racist, offensive Facebook posts to be fired
• Trump Lashes Out at Congresswomen of Color, Labels Them “Very Racist” and “Not Smart” 
• Elon Musk Announces Plan to 'Merge' Human Brains With AI
• Pentagon Ordered to Tell Congress If It Weaponized Ticks And Released Them Into the Public 
• Were the Vikings Smoking Pot While Exploring Newfoundland?  
• Hawaii Decriminalizes Cannabis 

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