I, as leader of the men with sore jaws club, have created a petition to ban vibrators. Yall ladies have overclocked your hoo-has, and it's impossible to compete. They're running at 100 GHz, and my casio calculator of a tongue can't keep up.   All I'm saying is I bet cavemen didn't struggle to do a good job with cunnilingus. They didn't have to compete with robots.