This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're diving into horror films and quickly discover that Chloe knows absolutely nothing about them while Lady M has apparently seen every scary movie ever made. It's like pairing a horror encyclopedia with someone who thinks Casper is terrifying.

We tackle the big question: would we actually leave a haunted house? Turns out it depends entirely on the housing market and whether we've had a good night's sleep. Priorities, people.

Things get weird when we discuss listening to Britney Spears and being called a witch (fair assessment), Chloe's Japanese headband fashion choices, and Lady M potentially sporting a Hitler moustache to match. The visual is concerning.

We debate our weapon choices for surviving a horror film - spoiler alert: we've gone with a fire door and Lego because we're tactical geniuses. Our hiding spots include a bus and an ottoman bed, which shows exactly how unprepared we are for actual danger.

We also discussed loads of far-fetched scenarios, create our own horror masterpiece starring the terrifying "Mr Moshi Yakusami," and reveal that only one of us would be helpful to the other in a crisis (and it's definitely not reciprocated).

Warning: Contains questionable survival strategies, facial hair comparisons to dictators, and a soundtrack that's surprisingly coherent for once.