Forget the healthy label on the bag; we finally found a kettle-cooked chip that actually tastes like a Lay’s. This week, we are cracking open Thrillin’ Vanilla Mr. Pibb to see if it lives up to the name while mourning Costco’s betrayal after they switched from Pepsi to Coke products. Between investigating whether the new 80-cent Kirkland energy drinks are secretly just rebranded Celsius and celebrating Blaze’s 30th birthday, we are diving into an artisan spice haul that has us putting espresso rub on steaks and turmeric in margaritas. Kerri has officially initiated the next generation into the cult of Taco Bell—strictly minus the "hot lettuce"—while we report back on Guy Fieri’s dystopian chicken joint and a successful $15 cocktail run to Sacred Pepper. Grab a beverage and join the club—we’re spilling everything.