Mr. Windy's Running On Empty Podcast

So The Running On Empty Mr Windy Show is on Vacation this week, NOT! Mr. Windy isn't sure what vacation is. Wait he may have taken one, one time. Gold Mining! So refusing to go on vacation Charles says "The Show Must Go On" "We Have Damn Near RUN OUT! Past fumes at this point. Everything is out of control. The Virus, The President, One Dead at the Trailer Park. OK BYE.

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Frank Sinatra said " And now the end is near and so I face my final curtain." I don't think this is the "final curtain" for Mr. Windy, although some say the end is near. And they say it like that's shocking news. For Mr. Windy the end is always near. So, we'll worry about next week, NEXT WEEK!  The big topic on the show today was...why there shouldn't be any big topics on the show. The Cash App ($MrWindy) is a sore spot for Charles, he'll take your cigarette out of the ashtray and smoke it, but won't ask for a couple bucks to cover the basics. The saga continues.. If Yandle don't come through and do a show next Friday... Agh... Sinatra sings " And now, the end is near, and so I face..." Just another walk in the park, when your Mr Windy, Running On Empty. Thanks for listening. We're sorry it's bad.  

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Looks like a "Lost Episode" of Running On Empty With Mr Windy showed up in the bilge room. We not even going to listen to it. Boom here is another hour of the Mr. Windy Show. This one is FREE.

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This weeks show was cancelled. Gentry had to fly to Atlanta. Bullshit! Mr. Windy said.I gotta pay my rent! "The show goes on if we have to use 2 cans and some string". So, that's what we did. 4 phones, 2 ears buds and some duct tape made up the studio & Charles did the rest. Took charge and put on a show. It sux... but we're going for mediocre here. "Hey! One more thing, it's a true story. Special thanks to Jay Yandle, Big Pappa and Deron Harris for the jump and a little gas, I'm still running on empty. Send me a Cash App $MrWindy OK BYE."

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Mr. Windy made it to work sober but left with a little buzz. We are rooting for Mr. Windy to get his shit together, but unfortunately its the same story. No accountability. Can Mr. Windy Vote in the upcoming election? For a guy with a loud mouth he should be able to voice his vote but we got some bad news. We will be creating a way for listeners to send Mr. Windy donations. We thank you for listening and would love to hear your feedback. Email the show @ [email protected] 

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After countless emails and comments about Mr Windy being too drunk on last week's show, this week we think he was too sober. We will be working on the right amount of a buzz to put on a good show. Sounds like we are gonna chalk it up to too much whiskey. On this week's podcast Mr Windy switches presidential candidates after last night's debate. We find out that Mr Windy will need to make about $25 a day to survive. Please share this show with everyone you know and their sister so that Mr Windy can keep his place at Jones Mobile Home Park in Scumcoast Florida. Not sure how much longer this show will last.. Taking it one show at a time. If you enjoy it make sure to email Mr Windy @ [email protected] and make a donation. Maybe Mr Windy will have to set up Only Fans site to put some gas in the tank. 

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Mr. Windy is going to hopefully get face to face with President Trump. Seems as though the secret service might be on to us. Unfortunately this episode is short because The Natty Daddy's took over. This could be the final show as the gauge is defiantly below E. Running on Empty with Mr. Windy may have run out of gas.  

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Here we go, another day, another another 75 cents...Mr. Windy is riveting this week with tales of a dead dog, remembering a dead rock star and the death of Mr. Windy's support for the movement. It's a pretty dead show... Mr. Windy may have to find work at the Dollar General or find some Joe Biden supporters to listen to his show now that he's swinging his Go Joe Rope. 

As expected Mr. Windy showed up for class without his homework, his assignment was to write a new Open for his show. Mr. Windy's big idea is to not write a new open and just string together a bunch of clips of himself saying funny stuff like "Pull my finger" , "It's Friday" and "Don't spill my drink". That should be good enough for this s#!t show.

Another 10 pounds up this week for the now rotund Mr. Windy, he is still blaming White Food Syndrome; rice, potatoes, pasta, white bread, milk, butter, eggs.... bad white food. And yes, beer is still just whole wheat water.

Don't listen to the Mr. Windy Podcast alone, please listen with a friend. 20 more listeners a week and Charles get's a set of steak knives. Listen in, tell a friend. OK BYE!

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On this week's episode of Running on Empty, Mr Windy revels that he is a "Master Debater."

Mr Windy comments upon the news that our President and his wife tested positive for covid-19. "I'm sure plenty of people hope Melania makes it".  said Charles aka Mr Windy.

We checked in with long time friend Omelette from KLT in Northern Michigan (where Charles is a Legend). Plus sent some love to Rhonda who is the GM at the Mobile Home Village (one hot lady). Gentry is getting tired of this show losing money and "wants to ship Mr Windy back to Northern Michigan sooner rather than later" Reports are that this show has earned it's title "Running on Empty" as its losses are mounting up. Mr Windy did advise that you can listen to this show by just Googling Mr Windy's Podcast. We found out Mr Windy is a wanted man in Michigan but says he does not have any plans to return to Grand Traverse County anytime soon. If we ship him back we will save on costs by only getting him to Kentucky. 

Mr Windy would not condemn white supremacist just like our President Donald Trump. He did say however that he "once went out with an African American woman which then eliminates him as identifying as a white supremacist."

Mr Windy added a new segment to the show. As you can see in the photos Charles has put on a solid 30 pounds in the last month. He now is going to give us recipe on the show as an added bonus. Tune in to find out how to make Mr Windy's Famous Tuna Casserole on the BBQ Pit. What a great show this week! 

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