This episode of MRR Remote Radio comes from Lima, Peru, where Gustavo answers the age-old question of what would’ve happened if Selena y Los Dinos had kept it hardcore.

Intro song:

GUINEA KID – Mongoloid

Does a Maximum Rocknroll shitworker shit in the woods?

NARC PARADE – Ned

FUSSY – Fussy’s in Your Head

BORED TO DEATH – I Hate Myself But I Hate You More

KING WORM – Kill Pizza Punks

Uplifting hymns to put on while shoplifting

DORY TOURETTE AND THE SKIRTHEADS – Wrong Man Here

THE JOCKS – Give Me Your Germs

CHATA – This Pipe Is an Ice Bong

976 – Bbq Egg Song

So you bought the new Green Day and are willing to give this punk thing a shot

CIVIL DYSENTERY – The Finish Line

DAVID COPPERFUCK – Night Blindness

JEAN JAM – Home Alone

ALIAS LA GRINGA – Diablos

MOMMY LONG LEGS – Assholes

Songs about ordinary fucking people

HIGH ANXIETY – Low Society

POSER POSSE – White Cars

TULSA – Atomic Cafe

SEXY – Xmas Song

DON’T ASK – Life

So Gilman St. is on Snapchat

URANIUM CLUB – The Lottery

ABI YOYOS – Bohemian Grove

WIMPS – Middle Ages

ASMEREIR – Gente Estupida

SOCIAL SICKNESS – Nobody Likes a Thinker

FUNERAL SHOCK – Here Is

THE FONDLED – You Suck Eggs

The Gentrifier’s Guide to Thrashing

WHITE TRASH SUPERMAN – Speed It Up

MEN’S RECOVERY PROJECT – Normal Man

PONCHO NEGRO – Fracaso

MR. WRONG – Do You Have a Job For a Girl Like Me?

Outro song:

HOBO JOHNSON – The Recipe

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