Chinggay and Patty barely made it through this week, remembering only the bare minimum from Countdown to Christmas’ three MIstletoe Misses. The bright spot this week comes from Hallmark Movies and Mysteries’ Miracles of Christmas again. Who knew we’d choose a wholesome, family drama over all the would-be romcoms this year? Stay tuned for the mass homicide happening this episode at F*ck, Marry, and Kill.

A Christmas Treasure (Jordin Sparks, Michael Xavier)

Gingerbread Miracle (Merritt Patterson, Jon Ecker)

Next Stop, Christmas (Lyndsy Fonseca, Chandler Massey, Lea Thomspon, Christopher Lloyd)

Debbie Macomber’s A Mrs. Miracle Christmas (Caroline Rhea, Katilin Doubleday, Steve Lund)

Thanks to Pietro Lazatin for our music and Paola Lazatin for our cover art

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