This week join Kate and Kyra as they talk about the Phil Kessel Trade (and why it happened??), the André Burakovsky trade (Avs gettin CUTER), the PK Subban Trade (we are not enthusiastic OR that emotional), where Sidney Crosby thinks it’s appropriate to completely undo his pants, and what hobbies what hockey players should have instead of the ones they do have.

Laura & Amanda discuss Sid being tortured at NHL awards, Geno & Phil trade rumours, Olli gets traded, Subban to the Devils, and your asks including what would be Sid's summer playlist.

In our last ep of the hockey season Kate and Laura talk: Blues slay the Bruins and make so many horrible people sad, Pens continue to make trades except one ones we really want (Johnson & Grandpa), Phaneuf was still in the NHL?! and the Raptors win the basketball Stanley Cup.

Public Service Announcement: In this 1hr 40 min podcast we discuss the playoffs for approx. 15 min and most of that is us yelling St Louis you had ONE JOB! The rest of the ep includes: Riot’s starting a trashy erotica book club, Gritty’s facial hair, Kawhi is NBA Sid and that’s just to start, male objectification..yes please, how not to google a lesbian soccer player and so much more.

The SCF is almost over Westimated listeners and we still don’t care! Join Kate and Kyra this week as we talk about Connor McDavid’s potential trade opportunities or lack thereof, Kurtis Gabriel’s groundbreaking discovery that the bar to be a good person is at floor level, and what crazy af trade rumours we’ve heard so far.

Laura & Riot discuss a bunch of truly random topics including: rogue hero puck takes down Chara, Taylor Hall wants to be super cool & rebellious like the NBA but the NHL won't give him permission, Leafs are gonna lose a dad, Karlsson to Ottawa: call me maybe? AND Players as clothing lines.

It’s a ranty episode WESTIMATED listeners, join Kate and Kyra as they discuss climate change, if an easter egg is an accurate fortune telling device, what to do when you’re caught with coke, terrible country rap songs that come from a wholesome place, Tyson Barrie proving that people look like their dogs and vice versa, Ryan Reaves pranking the VGK, Elias Pettersson being a good boy, Connor McDavid being a sad boy, if “old man” Tyler Seguin is still allowed to party and answer your asks!

Riot and I are going to tape our ep on Tuesday but we have a bonus pod with friend of the pod Mike! We discuss: Sid's superstitions have officially gone too far, Bruins and Barstool seems like a match made in dirtbag heaven, which team will take Voynov and finally Pens trade rumours.

This week Riot and Laura pretend to be interested in the playoffs when really we’re all Raptors fans now. We give you our top 5 reasons to root against the Bruins … and St Louis (wink wink), we cast NHL players as members of Queer Eye with incredible accuracy and then pick who their clients should be. Finally we answer your asks including how do you teach one to Gritty and players as superheroes.

This week we’ve got nothing Westimated listener. The SCF hasn’t started so join Kate and Kyra as they discuss trade rumours, Gritty’s Summatime Playlist, discuss which Doritos are the best Doritos, contemplate watching lacrosse, meditate over Toronto sports and of course talk about which team we want to win the cup (spoilers it rhymes with the moos).