•Quarantine life update•4 stages to returning to sports with fans•A Padres thought experiment sent to us by @jakeloskutoff: if you could make one strategic change in Padres playoff history, what would it be?•The current float: three 10-team divisions that play only each other, playing in home parks without fans, by July. Meanwhile Dr. Fauci, “we may have to go without sports this year”. •How would it impact the Padres to play with: SF, AZ, LA, COL, LAA, SEA, OAK, TX, HOU? Finish 4th-5th?•While we’re at it…what radical change would you institute during an experimental season?•“The Mightier 1090”