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• 2/2 on bags last night (Celtics -5.5, Wolfs -8.5)
• See my fun new game scoring system on Instagram at metomyourhost
• Celtics an absolute wagon
• Bucks -4.5 small bag at Sixers
• Nuggets-Warriors at 4 pm Pacific, might go

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• Biden cracks down on Portland plus the points
• Bees in the Bay +12.5 sinks in garbage time after Vegas review
• Thunder -15.5 yields bags
• Celtics @ Knicks on ABC Saturday Primetime
• Celtics -5.5 and Wolfs -8.5 good tonite

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A 12.5 point broadsword in one hand, a +550 moneyline dagger in the other, the Bees take down the mighty Warriors by the Bay

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Quick pod between drinks with Clay and tacos with Caitlin, between the Chase Center and the Bay

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More rain in Oakland
Still mad about ASW bags

NBA Champion futures I kinda like:
Indy +7000
Pels +4500
OKC +1100

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Wrap from All-Star Weekend 2024 featuring me Tom your host getting absolutely smoked from a bags perspective

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NBA All-Star Saturday

• Dame Time +420 absolute bags
• Steph and Sabrina earn money for eatlearnplay.org
• Dunk Contest handed to corporate-industrial complex in sweetheart deal
• MTYH ditches bags

NBA All-Star sucka-free Sunday (make MTYH bags again):

• West to win big
• All-Star MVP: SGA +1000 big bag, small bags on Haliburton +800,  Anthony Edwards +1000, Booker +1600, Jaylen +5000, Maxey +5000
• Lay off over-under of 356.5 on account of unclear number of half-court shots

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Friday Night Lights: Indiana kid Benedict Mathurin carries Team Jalen to the hooouuuuse tonite, everybody gonna have a good time with +280 on a Team Jalen big bag 💰💰💰

Saturday Night in Indy for 3pt contest I like Hali +400, possibly also Donovan +700. It looks like a foregone conclusion that Mac McClung will win the Dunk Contest (-400), but I like Jaylen Brown plus big money to flip the script at +500

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It's All-Star Weekend 2024!
Tonight: Stephen A Smith's celebrities vs. Shannon Sharpe's celebrities fight for the 2024 Celebrity Trophy. Then, a 4-team tournament of 3 NBA rookie-sophomore teams and 1 G-League team, coached by retired basketball players. Team Jalen +280 is the play, but smart money also on Team Tamika +200

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Last night:
Heaters +130 💰
Bees +7.5, Bees +250 💰💰💰💰
Knicks +140 ❌
Pistons +13.5 ❌
Denver -5.5 ❌

Tonight:
Maayyyybe Utah +1.5