Multiple Gab Wounds

Surprise, surprise.....SUPRISE, SUPRIIIIIIIIIIIISE! TT adds to the lexicon everyday...

So our fair super-sheroes will be taking a break while their lives interfere with our fun. They need a moment to fine tune, learn some things, and come back stronger than ever. We thank you for the support you have shown us as we navigated these pod waters. Now that we have our sea legs, watch for us to come back and be STROKIN'!

As always, we want to thank you for tuning in to another week of our effery on Multiple Gab Wounds. We hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and often unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shanan again. Don't forget to Listen, share, rate, and subscribe! Drop us an email with your show ideas, stories, constructive feedback, or words of encouragement at [email protected] …but don’t be a dick, okay? We don’t take dicks laying down…

Music provided by https://slip.stream T-Pain “Juke”.

Hello and welcome back to another on-time episode of Multiple Gab Wounds!

Who here was a fan of the show “Firefly”?? Ha! Some of you listeners may not have even been BORN when “Firefly” was on. Those were the good old days...” when I was a young wartHOOOOOOOG!”

Did you know that Hispanic folks are the 2nd largest ethnic group in the U.S. behind white walkers? This explains a lot of what is going on in this country: https://www.pewresearch.org/science/2022/06/14/a-brief-statistical-portrait-of-u-s-hispanics/

Young Black males voted against their own best interest: https://apnews.com/article/election-harris-trump-women-latinos-black-voters-0f3fbda3362f3dcfe41aa6b858f22d12

The number of nerves for women - https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/why-is-the-clit-so-sensitive-thanks-to-over-10000-nerves-first-real-count-finds

The number of nerves for men (on the tip)- https://academic.oup.com/jsm/article/21/Supplement_1/qdae001.063/7600778

Angi tells us about The Cardis and Andi recounts her experience at the Mariah Carey show. Toni & Angi compare pew-pews and, once again, Toni does her VERY best to get the show canceled with yet another racial moment. Your faves end the show with a couple of rounds of the Sh!tty Friends card game.

As always, we want to thank you for tuning in to another week of our effery on Multiple Gab Wounds. We hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and often unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shanan again. Don't forget to Listen, share, rate, and subscribe! Drop us an email with your show ideas, stories, constructive feedback, or words of encouragement at [email protected] …but don’t be a dick, okay? We don’t take dicks laying down…

Music provided by https://slip.stream T-Pain “Juke”.

Happy New Year and welcome back to another on-time episode of Multiple Gab Wounds!

In the intro, Toni is referencing a book called “Man Made: A memoir” by Ken Baker. Reading is fundamental y'all, so do it. Toni brings up the book because she found out that 80% of gender-affirming surgeries are performed on STRAIGHT MEN!

Here is the study: https://hsph.harvard.edu/news/gender-affirming-surgeries-rarely-performed-on-transgender-youth/

And pay close attention to paragraph number freakin' five >:(

In lighter news, we play a couple of rounds of Discretion, a Blk House trivia game. Safe to say, we three are thoroughly immersed in Black culture. Look forward to having a game night with us soon. Angi is sick of her co-workers and is retracting her mammy tiddies and Andi gives us an update on her mom and getting ready for her new kitty, Leviathan <3

Did you know that UTIs can cause delirium in dementia patients?? Google it!

As always, we want to thank you for tuning in to another week of our effery on Multiple Gab Wounds. We hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and often unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shanan again. Don't forget to Listen, share, rate, and subscribe! Drop us an email with your show ideas, stories, constructive feedback, or words of encouragement at [email protected] …but don’t be a dick, okay? We don’t take dicks laying down…

Music provided by https://slip.stream T-Pain “Juke”.

Welcome back to another late episode of Multiple Gab Wounds! Duh...

Ever heard Toni gob-smacked?? You will today...

The first song Toni ever won a dance contest to was Mr. Magic's Wand by Whodini

Rapture by Blondie

How many people in the U.S. have died from COVID 19? 1.2 million people

Angi has a FTG for mediocre wt men and Andi asks us what shouldn't be effed with. Our favourite was the last one <3

As always, we want to thank you for tuning in to another week of our effery on Multiple Gab Wounds. We hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and often unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shanan again. Don't forget to Listen, share, rate, and subscribe! Drop us an email with your show ideas, stories, constructive feedback, or words of encouragement at [email protected] …but don’t be a dick, okay? We don’t take dicks laying down…

Music provided by https://slip.stream T-Pain “Juke”.

Welcome back to another late episode of Multiple Gab Wounds! I mean...

We open the show with lamentations about hot flashes. It's some BS. I need more women in STEM to get on a cure for this right away. Correction; a cheap or free cure.

What Toni was talmbout: https://www.npr.org/2024/10/10/g-s1-27633/barack-obama-kamala-harris-black-men-pennsylvania

What Angie was talmbout: https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2024/10/23/2024-elections-live-coverage-updates-analysis/genforward-poll-black-latino-voters-00185161

What Toni was talmbout: https://www.niaaa.nih.gov/alcohols-effects-health/alcohol-topics/older-adults#:~:text=The%20size%20of%20the%20older,rate%20for%20women%20than%20men.

https://www.thoughtco.com/black-women-most-educated-group-us-4048763#:~:text=Black%20women%20are%20going%20to,a%20look%20at%20health%20statistics.

https://www.brookings.edu/articles/who-is-driving-black-business-growth-insights-from-the-latest-data-on-black-owned-businesses/

https://freakonomics.com/podcast/should-traffic-lights-be-abolished-replay/

Angi and Toni also talk about our see-through children and racial confusion and Andi asks a Reddit question that leads us into introspection: Do you agree/disagree that lust looks like love until it's time to sacrifice?

As always, we want to thank you for tuning in to another week of our effery on Multiple Gab Wounds. We hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and often unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shanan again. Don't forget to Listen, share, rate, and subscribe! Drop us an email with your show ideas, stories, constructive feedback, or words of encouragement at [email protected] …but don’t be a dick, okay? We don’t take dicks laying down…

Music provided by https://slip.stream T-Pain “Juke”.

“The truth is that the universe has been answering you all of your life, but you cannot receive the answers unless you are awake.”

― Rhonda Byrne, The Secret

For real though, do you want us to hurry and get to the point of the show? And can you tell us the point of our show? Marketing says we have to choose a genre and, well, we don't want to. Nobody puts Baby in a corner. Besides, what could our genre be??

Andi launches us off with tales from her week. What food or dish do you think you could eat for the rest of your life?

Angi gives us another segment of “Eff That Guy”. Eff Post Malone and Judge Joe Brown. Of course we talk about Beyonce...duh.

According to the article from Bustle, we three are incredible in the sack. We can't be beat. Don't even try. Sorry, not sorry. Check out Butterscotch Pirate and Chris Yamez on the socials. Both are also on Quinn.

As always, we want to thank you for tuning in to another week of our effery on Multiple Gab Wounds.

We hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and often unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shanan again.

Don't forget to Listen, share, rate, and subscribe!

Drop us an email with your show ideas, stories, constructive feedback, or words of encouragement at [email protected] …but don’t be a dick, okay? We don’t take dicks laying down…

Music provided by https://slip.stream T-Pain “Juke”

And here's a present for you...https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3zoVSWX1qK2awJ8k49BeWF

Have you ever loved someone so much it bought you to tears? Yeah, me neither.

Welcome back to another week of the effery that is Multiple Gab Wounds! The pod you didn't know you needed about anything and everything.

What is the plural of mucus? Take a listen and find out. Right out the gate, Andi waylays the show with a post from Tank comparing Michael Jackson and Chris Brown. As if there could be any comparison...or could there? Speaking of G.O.A.T.s, we sprinkle a little Beyonce into the mix because, of course.

We have been told that our very distinct personalities come through on the show. At no time will that be more evident than when we play “Who's more likely to...”, a game that asks who is most likely to go straight to hell in a hand basket. Are hand baskets still a thing? And what would it look like if Andi went dark??

Toni tangent: Listen as Toni tells the story of the stinky dude who sat next to her at the movie theater. Poo stew...

As always, we want to thank you for tuning in to another week of our effery on Multiple Gab Wounds.

We hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and often unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shanan again.

Don't forget to Listen, share, rate, and subscribe!

Drop us an email with your show ideas, stories, constructive feedback, or words of encouragement at [email protected] …but don’t be a dick, okay? We don’t take dicks laying down…

Music provided by https://slip.stream T-Pain “Juke”

And here's a present for you...https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3zoVSWX1qK2awJ8k49BeWF

These late shows are just becoming a bad habit at this point. We promise get it together soon.  In the meantime, here's a gift...

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3zoVSWX1qK2awJ8k49BeWF

These songs we bequeath upon thee to go ye therefore and take over the world! Don't ever say we ain't gave you nuttin...

We open the show with utter disgust from Toni's son. She may eventually learn to stop being so honest but it obviously will not be on this day. Angela celebrates the 20th anniversary of The Sixth Sense which prompts us into a discussion of who our favs really are as people. Andi leads us down memory lane as reminisce about useless things we memorized from our childhoods ( Correction: abierto y cerrado) or didn't remember until we were adults...and Andi has a doozy.

Then we launch into dating over 40. Y'all, the pool not only has dookie in it, it IS dookie with pockets of water. You don't have to read up on the Gary and Kenya thing: He cheated, he got someone pregnant, she is scorned, the kids are scorned, He is engaged. To a degree, we are not surprised. We end with discussing prison pen pals (Please read the book “The New Jim Crow” and watch the movie “13th”).

As always, we want to thank you for tuning in to another week of our effery on Multiple Gab Wounds. We hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and often unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shanan again.

Don't forget to Listen, share, rate, and subscribe!

Drop us an email with your show ideas, stories, constructive feedback, or words of encouragement at [email protected] …but don’t be a dick, okay? We don’t take dicks laying down…

Music provided by https://slip.stream T-Pain “Juke”

Remember when that dude snuck into the hotel room to suck some toes? That's around the time this episode was recorded. Y'all! I found an old show that I think we may have forgotten to put out! Tell me if you have heard this one before...

Welcome back to a vintage episode of Multiple Gab Wounds. Hosts Andi, Angi, & Toni are chopping it up in the woods with some micheladas. We open the show with the perils of aging...we are not fans. Youth is truly wasted on the young. Before we launch in on our topics, we are back on our pickle bull5#!+ with Frank's Red Hot Dill Pickle hot sauce. Did you know there are 170mgs of sodium in a tablespoon of that stuff? Toni's fingers swoll up almost instantly.

Angi reports on the story of a 6 year old who ordered over $1000 in a takeout app (we blame the dad) and unusual things left behind in an Uber. If I were a Uber driver, I'd make out like a big dog. That light saber is MINE!

Toni recounts the story of getting arrested by a one-legged police officer and Andi chats about celebrity horror stories which then leads us to older men dating younger women. Men in the entertainment industry are tragic with this. Brooke Shields always has been and always will be one of the most beautiful women in the world. Fight me.

Also, so many mouth noises on this audio. I tried, y'all.

As always, we want to thank you for tuning in to another week of our effery on Multiple Gab Wounds.

We hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and often unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shanan again.

Don't forget to Listen, share, rate, and subscribe!

Drop us an email with your show ideas, stories, constructive feedback, or words of encouragement at [email protected] …but don’t be a dick, okay? We don’t take dicks laying down…

Music provided by https://slip.stream T-Pain “Juke”