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We did it you guys, we finally made it to Gladiator II week and we spent a collective 9 hours in the theater. We did it all for the glory of Rome. 
Listen everyone, we were disappointed. Sloane more than Zach but also Zach. Was it a movie? Sure. Was is Gladiator worthy? No. Should we take away the director's license from 86 year old men... YES. 
From monkeys with skin diseases to monkeys with bestowed political power, and Denzel's modern take on a bisexual roman empire merchant extraordinaire, you could say things felt... disjointed. Whether you enjoyed this movie, haven't seen it, or loved it, listen to our recap and tell us what you think! We want to hear from you!
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Zach and Sloane

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Nothing like starting your week with a call back to the 2004 Jerry Bruckheimer production, National Treasure. Now, we know things might feel a little... untethered, politically, at the moment, but we're here to remind you of a time where maybe living in America felt different? A time where Urban Outfitters had 4 foot tall dressing rooms, where a 7 foot tall man could easily take the Declaration of Independence, where Justin Bartha was getting work. You know, before Ned Stark (Sean Bean) but after Paul Serone (Jon Voight). 
If this movie feels nostalgic and fun but you haven't watched it since the 2000's, we recommend you do not rewatch it unless you actually are a Free Mason. 
Have a great week ahead and don't forget to sign up for Patreon for another episode coming Wednesday!

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Well you guys, we finally did it. We actually unwrapped our favorite holiday film, 2013's Prisoners starring Jake G. and Hugh Jackman! 
In this episode you'll hear a lot about the movie and I mean a lot. Sloane is a BIG Prisoners head. She comes with facts, dates, receipts, at one point she has to go back and re-watch the last 5 minutes while we're recording (edited out). We also go off about 90's kids and being scared straight into not being kidnapped but also being given ample freedom and independence where we could've been kidnapped at any moment. 
We hope this gets you into the chilly November/Holiday mood like it does for us!
Happy holidays!

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Election week is here and Mummy Dearest podcast has you covered with the patriotic and action packed American thriller, Air Force One, starring Harrison Ford and Glenn Close! 
In this episode we not only discuss the film but also unwanted things that pop up on airplanes, Sloane's undying distrust of our paper-skinned frenemy, William H. Macy, Glenn Closes impeccable 90's lady boss suit separates, and so much more! 

Don't forget to sign up for our Patreon to help keep this podcast alive! This week we're unwrapping Election starring Reese Witherspoon! 

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Happy Halloween week (Halloweek?)! Please enjoy this recap of a very frightening and depressing as hell 1999 M. Night Shyamalan movie, The Sixth Sense. 
We've all seen it, it was the twist ending heard 'round the world. M. Night can't make a movie without society demanding a twist anymore. He's our twist guy. 
We talk about the movie a lot and of course there are some tangents, stories, and much more. 
We hope you're all having an excellent spooky season! Sign up for our Patreon for our final spooky episode of the season that drops on Wednesday! 
Love you all!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast we unwrap 1995's feel good family fun film: "Se7en". Because we are in our new era we stay very much on track for this film with only a few detours! Zach talks about his love of strip clubs that serve brunch and Sloane tells a story about an encounter with a stinky stripper. We ask a lot of important questions this episode like: what does Kevin Spacey's daily schedule as this serial killer look like? Does he ever get cozy and watch Frasier? All this and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Zach and Sloane unwrap the wildly popular Quentin Tarantino film, Pulp Fiction. Sloane has seen it many times with film bros that later have to buy her Plan B on Halloween, and Zach has never seen it.
Not only do we talk about the movie 95% of the time but we also manage to include a "Chicken Stroganoff" recipe from Sloane's mom, the darkness that Quentin harbors, and an idea for a new British reality dating show called Body Reveals that might already exist now that I think of it. 
All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Zach and Sloane planted their butts in a theater seat to bring you a recap of the musical follow up to 2019's Joker, Joker: Folie à Deux. 
If you have the internet then you know this sequel is polarizing. The technical and film savvy incel bro is hurt and feels cheated of their Joker, while the dramatic and creative queers claim to "get it". 
Find out where your favorite podcasters land in this hot-off-the-presses episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast.

Additionally, SPOILERS AHEAD!

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Hello you sweet little tomatoes. After a looooong hiatus Mummy Dearest Podcast is BACK and probably the same as ever! To whet your whistle for what's sure to be an exciting season, Zach and Sloane recorded a little intro episode to catch everyone up to speed. They discuss their ailments, the Menendez brothers, more ailments, and try to figure out why Ryan Murphy is the way he is. It's a short but sweet episode to prepare you for what's to come this season! Stay tuned because Zach and Sloane are so f'ing back and they missed you so f'ing much!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast we're unwrapping 2001's freaky musical romance extravaganza: Moulin Rouge! Join us as we delve into Baz Luhrmann's fever dream of a film where every scene features at least 14 songs mashed together. We discuss fück a$$ bobs, narcoleptic Argentinians, our hatred for the song "Roxanne" except for the tango version in this movie, and John "Leguizamito". All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast! 

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