Bones brings a fog machine into the closet to set the mood.  Stories of Skinwalker Ranch, asexual aliens, and Santa are shared while drinking coffee and eating fudge covered Nutterbutters.

We eat apple pie egg rolls, dipped in melted ice cream.  Does Bones have a disability?  Bo scares kids at the urinal.

Deli Tacos.  Shit pants.  Surviving Prison

A good friend finally discovers the closet.  Artisan grilled cheese sandwiches are consumed.  Bones's Santa issues are revisited.  Kevin hates "pawbs."

After handling an emergency,  the dads bring back some more snacks.  Bo wears some see through leggings, and the idea of hugs as currency is explored. 

Taco boats and buffalo chicken balls are in the closet.  What if you really did get luck from picking up a penny?  An emergency cuts the first ever mega episode short.  

Bo brings some bulgogi burritos into the closet.  Dad strength and sexually frustrated babies are discussed.