Muppets Droppin Mitts

Hogthrob and Strangepork return to recap the takeaways from the Colorado and Vegas Series. This is the toughest month for them sharky bois. Is all hope lost? Is turning the corner even worth it? Was losing the Jolly Ginger the biggest mistake that is costing this team?

Probably yes! all this and more in this episode of Muppets Droppin Mitts!

Sorry this one is so late! We get off to the start of our second season about the same time the Sharks did! Very late and riddled with excuses! Hogthrob and Strangepork consider what is great and terrible about the Sharks, what type of player they need and who is ultimately to blame! All this and more on the Season 2 premiere-ish episode of Muppets Droppin Mitts!

Coaching Staff! Hoghtrob and Strangepork discuss what Rocky Thompson will do for the sharks. Random parousings and drunken babble on other topics like, the Water Boy, retro reverse jerseys why the 2021 sharkys are not the 2016 sharky boyz and more on this episode of Muppets Droppin Mitts!

All waterboy references go directly to user iggyfenton on reddit who coined (afaik) that nickname for HC Bob Boughner

What should we expect from the Sharks D this season? Is there reason to hope? Where does Ryan Merkely fit into the pairings? Hogthrob and Strangepork take a long hard look at that D and come away with new feelings!

What would Head Coach Strangepork choose for her lineup? What sharks players are going to be on the 4th line? WHY is there a Marleau on the team?! Hogthrob and Strangepork dive into some lineup mockups and what the forward depth looks like, while totally forgetting about like half of the sharks prospects, and just fantasizing over Gregor and Suomela.

Also which sharks jersey would Strangepork and Hogthrob buy? Which Sharks jersey is the best Sharks Jersey? All this and more in this weeks episode of Muppets Droppin Mitts!

Is it time to turn over a new leaf? What does Jumbo leaving mean for the Sharks? What will Boughner do with the sharks this year? Does Marleau signing mean this is a retred of last season?

What key indicators will tell us whether or not this next season's Sharks will be any good? Hogthrob and Strangepork discuss over some cold snacks!

How do you evaluate D-men? By looking at how well they build De Fence! Hogthrob and Strangepork take another deep dive at the fresh faces of the sharks. This time the stupid analogy is with a fence! What sharks prospect defencemen would qualify to work on our fictional company Da Fence Men LLC.? 

Stats used:

Games Played: Quality of materials

aTOI: Their hole they dug

D-Zone Start %: What type of wood they used

CF%: Type of Nails they have

Blocked Shots: If they have a hammer

Hogthrob and Strangepork break down the sharks rookies and prospects for this past season. How you ask? By asking if we want S'more of these players or to (Pete De) Bork Bork Bork them!

Stats are boring, and we're all cooped up thinking about the outside times. So we needed a S'more metaphor. 

The stats the players produced will make up a S'more:

OZ% = Graham Cracker

CF% = Chocolate

xGF = Marshmallow

 GP = Brand of Ingredients

 TOI = Heat/Strength of the campfire!