Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Constance is furious. Yes, she was annoyed, frustrated and quite honestly appalled when Jessica showed up three days before the wedding. But now, after moving around seating assignments and alerting her very very important and powerful friends that her successful sister in law would be present at these parties, Jessica is nowhere to be found. Does Jessica not understand common decency? Does she have no manners? Is she trying to kill Constance with this incredible stress? There was a reason she never liked her and never liked her husband and his stupid pipe. She should have made sure that Jessica’s invitation got lost in the mail. 

We ask the important questions. Did he call his wife Ol' Stancey? His father in law, the inventor of toaster strudel? Did he just get back from tying a woman to the train tracks? If Jessica knows it was a baseball bat, then isn't she the killer? He needed hepatitis clown blood? Who is gonna make us a Maylene Barbie? WHY ARE THEY ALL SO HAPPY THAT THIS MAN FAKED HIS OWN DEATH? Today on Murder, She Recapped!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Maylene is a horse girl. She loves riding horses. She loves jumping on and off of them and doing tricks on them. Horses understand Maylene, and she understands horses. Maylene doesn't understand cats. Especially not that tomcat, she made the mistake of marrying back when she was way too young and had way too many dreams. But do horse girls hate tomcats enough to kill them? You will not be finding out tonight!

We ask the important questions. How does that man know where the circus went? What’s the right age for a boy to cuddle a baseball bat? Is he an actual bridge troll from hell? She threw out the fish purse? Who put the table and chair in the center ring? What’s with the juggle clubs? Fashion Lady?! Today on Murder, She Recapped!

We have wrapped up Season Two of Murder, She Wrote! So, the time has come again to recognize and uphold excellence in a world inhabited by our beloved Jessica Fletcher. Follow along as we nominate some truly remarkable moments, characters, hairdos, and more! And then follow us on Instagram and TikTok to vote for the winners! 

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Jessica Fletcher is in Cedar Heights, and there is an adult man at the country club who goes by Binky. And everyone goes along with it. They don’t ask questions. They don’t snicker when he says it. They keep a straight face. They say “Binky” when they want his attention. His name is Binky.

We ask the important questions. Is she wearing a whipped cream clown outfit? Why is the back of her hair none of her business? Is he dressed in only seersucker and chest? When being accused of murder is it good to yell “STOP IT!”? Are the half walls to ventilate the nervous toots? Is the best place for sexy talk next to your sister’s casket? Today on Murder, She Recapped!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Laura has forgotten to write one, so she rambles for a little bit about Lafayette, the cab driver. Something about him being across town. Listen to the episode to hear for yourself.

We ask the important questions. Have you ever seen a better a banana costume? Is her hair just a slipped back wig? Is his costume just "tux"? Did she go to that office just to be mean to people? Are they eating at a Rainforest Cafe? Today on Murder, She Recapped!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! The year is 1986. Google does not exist yet. The library is closed and the writer's room wants to write about a car being blown up. Their best guess is that that would be done with a cartoon style stick of Wile E. Coyote like dynamite. There's no way to confirm or deny if this is accurate. It makes it in the script, and subsequently, onto network television. 

We ask the important questions. Is she dressed as DNA? Is that Looney Tunes dynamite? Is anything spookier than "hello"? Did he ask a maintenance man to move a trophy over one inch?  Why isn't she just being cool about being haunted by her dead sister's ghost? Has she been sedooted? Today on Murder, She Recapped!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Whoever the writers were for this episode try to convince us that "Bundy" rhymes with "Sunday".

We ask the important questions. Are they the Donnie and Marie that you already have at home? If your uncle was murdered, would you tuck in your shirt first and foremost? The guest room is a Grecian bathhouse? Is the dandelion part of official police work? Who wrote this? Is she making a list of the word “business”? Is he eating floor candy? Today on Murder, She Recapped! 

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Connie is so bored of Cabot Cove. There is nothing to do! And a weekend in Farnsdale isn’t cutting it anymore. She needs more! She needs bigger! She needs brighter! And she would do anything to get it. Carry a dead hobo’s body into a motel? Sure! Lie to a medical examiner? Yup! Commit insurance fraud? You got it! Drag a dead body under the porch, into a waitress's house, and in and out of a van? Absolutely! Anything for a good time.

We ask the important questions. Amin Tipper? Can anyone insult a widow quite like her? Is her book going to the Scholastic Book Fair? Didn't she give 100K to a poo collector? Is her sitting room painted Electric Piss? Does he live in a van down by the berries? What's your best offer to sleep next to a corpse? Today on Murder, She Recapped!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Mr. Readford and I have something in common, and it's not the fact that we're both in the Boston society pages. We both came here tonight for a diary auction, and we didn't get one. What did we get? We got murder. Going once! Going twice ! Going three times! Sold! We got Harry McGraw shiners.  Going once! Going Twice. Going three times! Sold! We got drugged Jessica Fletcher, Boudoir magazine, and chess sets that survived the Spanish Inquisition. But we did not get our diary auction. 

We ask the important questions. Who brought the Vaseline covered headshot? Did she get second billing to the rabbit at the magic show? Was he a throb? Is her hair a messy donut hat? And also How? Are you supposed to fondle the armoire at an auction? Is this a D.A.R.E. situation? Today on Murder, She Recapped! 

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Jessica is visiting an old teacher friend in Oklahoma, and this area of Oklahoma has everything. It has hog farms that are practically drowning in crude oil. It has a TV studio where the Lord is present. It has a clinic with a life size Jesus statue in the waiting room. And it clearly has a wig shop that is not hurting for business. They are raking in the money at the wig shop. They are selling wigs hand over fist at the wig shop. Everyone shops at the wig shop. Wigs for everyone! Also, her friend is murdered 

We ask the important questions. How drunk is non-equity Kathy Bates? Have you ever horn honked at your Grandma? What sound did you make when you saw Sue Beth? How fast would you sniff medical waste? Brocc' N Roll hair on a secretary? Is she headed to the prom for secretary's in their forties? Today on Murder, She Recapped!