Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! While in a luxury Texas hospital for a broken toe, Jessica learns that you can’t choose between McSteamy and McDreamy. You must choose both when it comes to murder!

We ask the important questions. Should a cast be applied this erotically? Is Marge Horton the most sensual name you've ever heard? Does he have a wooden AND a leather landline? Did her dress come with a free necktie? What’s the right amount of chest hair for a hospital? Did he leave the messAGE before or after he died? Today on Murder, She Recapped!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Something has changed in Amos Tupper. He's always been a simple man, a buffoon, really. He worked hard as a bus driver to pay his way through sheriff class, but his greatest dream was always to own a big screen TV set. He knows he's no good at solving crimes. Until tonight! 

We ask the important questions. Can a leprechaun predict if it is already raining? Did he pay with a $7 bill? How do you sell jury? Does she have two wooden legs? What, and also how, is a damper switch? Is it worse to kill a man or steal a book? Today on Murder, She Recapped!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! In New York City and nominated for an award, Jessica discovers that writers insist on owning very expensive and very unique umbrellas. They also can not tell their umbrellas apart after a cocktail or two. One of those unique, but somehow not memorable, umbrellas is used to murder a fellow author, and Jessica must work to clear a poet friend from being accused of the crime. 

We ask the important questions. Is it best to roller-skate in the rain? Who told her to get a baseball helmet perm? How did she find him on the meat streets of Brooklyn? Will Jessica ever know how Dune was made? Is he wearing an Alexis Post original taffeta scarf? How does lighter work? Today on Murder, She Recapped!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Jessica Fletcher inherits a professional football team from her Uncle Cyrus. When her co-owner is immediately killed and the father of an adorable child gets blamed, Jessica embarks on a streak of breaking and entering until she gathers enough clues to solve the case (though she never quite solves the riddle of football). 

We ask the important questions. What is the number one sports podcast on the Internet? Is “jackdaw” a word? Why does that sauna include a “danger” setting? Is she really allowed in there? Why is she dressed as a clown (again)? How many suit breasts are best? Today on Murder, She Recapped!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Jessica Fletcher hires a private detective to do research, presumably for her first non-fiction book? When the detective is suddenly murdered, she determinedly inserts herself into the hunt for his killer. Joining forces with the deceased detective's partner, Harry McGraw, together they harass a man buying an anniversary gift, a recently orphaned secretary, and the editor in chief of Femininity. 

We ask the important questions. Who is this black and white teen? Were they just on their way to a Village People concert? What is Vaporwave? Why is she wearing a clown's pillowcase? Is everything she owns made of glass? Is the Red Snapper a strip club? Today on Murder, She Recapped!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! This is the story of a woman who has lost her two great loves. The piano and her husband. This is also the story of women supporting one another while wearing beautiful robes. Additionally, a husband dies.

We ask the important questions. What the hell is a radio phone? Is she wearing a cosmic brownie? Wouldn’t they have been sandblasted to within an inch of their lives? Are we celebrating his birthday twenty years late? Did they all have a 6 AM wander? Is he nude under that robe? Today on Murder, She Recapped!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! When Jessica's recently widowed niece is prescribed “sea air” as a cure for her blues, they hop a cruise to somewhere. But it's not all rest and relaxation when her niece is terrorized by a possible murderer! Can Jessica navigate the murky waters of Gaslight, Girl Boss, Gatekeep to stop the killer? 

We ask the important questions. Is that nerd wearing Jessica’s glasses? Dear god, what is a purser? Did Pamela’s tissue game inspire the Kardashians? Is walnuts in chicken a prank? Did your great aunt ever eat whip cream on a cruise ship?  Where did that wig come from?? Today on Murder, She Recapped!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! When Jessica Fletcher shows signs of dyslexia by transposing the dates of upcoming appearances, she arrives in New Orleans two days early for a TV interview. But, this error allows her interviewer and old friend to expose her to some great jazz and real drama. When a local jazz musician dies during a performance Jessica spots the signs of poison. She must improvise to help find the killer!

We ask the important questions. What is the name of this podcast? What are those elementary school music notes hiding? Did Jessica get her colors done? What’s inside that lab coat, dude? Did Jessica go to VCR school? What exactly is smuggling? Today on Murder, She Recapped!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! After putting together another Broadway flop, timid accountant Leo Bloom teams up with down on his luck producer Max Bialystock. They hatch a get rich quick scheme to put on the world’s worst show!

We ask the important questions. She’s not a star, is she? Is she wearing children’s jewelry? Did the witness smell him running away? Is she in the three card monte union? Is this a romantic horse drawn carriage ride with his Aunt about accounting? Is that policewoman moonlighting as a nurse? Today on Murder, She Recapped!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! When the Congressman from Maine dies suddenly, Jessica is called up by the governor to replace him for the few weeks before the next elections. While in D.C., Jessica learns the Congressman's death was suspicious, and another death soon follows suit. Embroiled in illicit lobbying, secret love affairs, a very boring Cannery bill, and LOTS of gloves Jessica must cast her vote as to who the killer is.

We ask the important questions. Do any of these people know what a party is? Is her hair actually tumbleweed? Were his hands flamebroiled? Can I have a Ginger Royale? Does she just loiter outside The Watergate? Did they fight at the hairdresser? Today on Murder, She Recapped!