Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Carl is a rock n roller. He likes drugs and tunes and having a bushy beard. But when he meets Cheryl, he is willing to swap the drugs for daffodils, change the tunes to petunias, and shave that beard right off if that means access to millions of dollars. He’d even go so far as to dress up in a “burn victim goes to work” outfit. That money is making him crazy. Or is he making Cheryl’s mother crazy?

We ask the important questions. Who puts headshots in their bedroom? Why is he pipe suckin'? What was Laura doing in this episode? Do you wanna know who's doing worse than your bird? Remember that one man rock group, Hot Silk? Do you keep all your murder clues in a box in the wall? Today on Murder, She Recapped!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Meet Emma, who's lived most everywhere from Zanzibar to Berkeley Square. But JB's only lived in Maine. Though last year she did visit Spain. What a crazy pair. But they're cousins. Identical cousins, all the way. One pair of matching book ends, different as night and day. (Please don't sue us.)

We ask the important questions. How may roles did SJP play on Sex and the City? Is that the time share bird? Is the stunt man also Spiderman? Did the turtleneck murderer call her on a tin can and some string? Is that a perm on a perm on a perm on a bathmat? Why is that man wearing a choker? Has she spent every weekend this month attempting murder? Today on Murder, She Recapped!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! When Jessica is invited to Crenshaw College to receive an honorary degree, and to become a person that the college calls and emails for money for the rest of her life, she is thrown into the midst of a mother daughter conflict that ends with a dead body of an absolute STUD. A mother's scholarly pride has stopped her from owning up to the absolute smut that she needs to write, and a daughter's general stupidity has left her with no choice but to reluctantly live large on Mommy's secret talent. But, neither of those secrets proves more deadly than the confirmed bachelor's obsession with his mentor. And none of them are creepier than a husband and wife who both like to cheat with people who are half or double their age. This is absolutely a school for scandal!

We ask the important questions. Is vertically the best way to store a punch bowl? Is she growing out that perm? Is her name "barrel"? Did "Pee" Casso paint that pitcher? What in the Home Interiors was going on in this bedroom? Is everyone a pervert? Was the murderer a dolphin? Today, on Murder, She Recapped!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote!  Julian was the heart and soul of Our Secret Lives. He considered his castmates to be family. He played Dr. Goodman for so long that the line started to blur between daytime drama and grim reality. But, is Julian really the one who killed the dragon lady, Lucille Bluth? I'm pretty sure he still thinks so. 

We ask the important questions. Is anything more relaxing than scaffolding in a silk robe? Did she bring her teddy bears to work? Is that dress a replica of the  bus seats from my choir trip to New York? Can Jessica only communicate how close by being SO close? Did she react like a fainting goat? Today on Murder, She Recapped!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! How would Cabot Cove support a high rise luxury hotel? Do they have the infrastructure? Can the local commerce cater to that? Well, we may never know because a skeleton has been found at a heavily protested construction site! And now, Jessica must take a break from flirting with the town doctor to help to verify its historical significance. Unless, of course, she gets distracted by the current day murder of the hotel developer, or the FBI investigation to a protester's background, or children fighting in the street, or a news reporter with eyes made of ice. 

We ask the important questions. Is that a baby or a loaf of bread? Did Charlie Brown's teacher cut her own bangs? Is that a timeshare bird? Is she dressed like a blood clot? Why is the cameraman on the floor? Can I have a jerkwater, please? Is he a human crab apple? Today on Murder, She Recapped!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Widows are the loneliest people in the world, according to Jessica Fletcher. So lonely, they go across the world to a fancy hotel with "widowily" all of their valuable jewels, just to attract a little bit of attention. So lonely, they make a big show of letting you know about their blood pressure diagnosis. And so lonely, they just might give away all their secrets, even if it kills them. But Jessica Fletcher won't let her friend Antoinette's murderer get away if she can help it, and she'll discover some secrets of her own along the way. After all, she's a widow too 

We ask the important questions. Is this a Carol Brady weed whacker situation? Was the turban clipped to the hanger the dress was on? Is that clip keeping her sideburns out of her eyes? Was his hair cut with safety scissors? Is Angela Lansbury an actress? Can he be the murderer if he can’t even cheat to camera? Is marriage worse than death? Today on Murder, She Recapped!

As we have wrapped up season one of Murder, She Wrote the time has come to recognize and uphold excellence in a world inhabited by our beloved Jessica Fletcher. Follow along as we nominate some truly remarkable moments, characters, hairdos, and more. And then follow us on Instagram to vote for the winners! 

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Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Jessica is in Wyoming for the funeral of a dear friend that we have never heard of and will never see. This dear friend loved his daughter so much that he never finalized his will to include her. Even when he was sick. Even when his best friend, THE LAWYER, visited him in the hospital. So now, Jessica must wrangle a sheriff that thinks he’s a cowboy, four cowboys that think they are the law, and a woman that escaped Glamour Shots in order to play Annie Oakley to solve a connected murder and get his daughter her rightful estate.

We ask the important questions. Is Wyoming in Montana? Did she wear bubblegum pink culottes to the funeral? Are his split ends blue, lavender, or rose gold? Is she Branch Devaloux? Did the wig come with the scarf attached? Hello? Was she convicted on the basis of The State Vs Tan Line?  Today on Murder, She Recapped!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Kids these days. All Johnny Shannon wanted was for his daughter to love him and for his son to make his own way in the world. But his son waltzes around the house wearing the tightest white shorts you've ever seen and doesn't appreciate the work his dad kicks his way. His daughter finds the worst thugs at the tennis club to date. Will Johnny ever get resolution and prove he's the dad they looked up to when they were little? No, because he dies.

We ask the important questions. Is his Easter Island head supposed to be hot? Is she wearing a pile of dirty clothes? Did she put on her dancing dress because her dad died? What the hell did Jessica pack? Did he win the trophy for best law enforcement poetry? Did he memorize a family photo in a room full of clown memorabilia? Today on Murder, She Recapped!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! While in a luxury Texas hospital for a broken toe, Jessica learns that you can’t choose between McSteamy and McDreamy. You must choose both when it comes to murder!

We ask the important questions. Should a cast be applied this erotically? Is Marge Horton the most sensual name you've ever heard? Does he have a wooden AND a leather landline? Did her dress come with a free necktie? What’s the right amount of chest hair for a hospital? Did he leave the message before or after he died? Today on Murder, She Recapped!