Hiroshi Tanahashi and Kenny Omega exploit each other's deepest fears in a feud that's also a metaphor for the entire company and their entire careers. NBD. I get pulled over in the middle of this, and at the end I give some motivational speeches because I love you. This one's really long and I honestly won't blame you if you don't have the attention span for it.

I recorded a real episode but [problems]! In the meantime, please enjoy this second installment of Muscular Pro Wrestling Feelings! The first half was recorded in July, the second was earlier today. The progression between the two is pretty great. Also, I start crying before the one minute mark.

I'm back! This is raw and uncut MPWV; I explain why in the thing. I tell you the tale of meeting the Golden Lovers, which has NESTED WRESTLING ANECDOTES within, because I cannot tell a linear story. Also, I hurt myself being a dumbass. At the end I tell you I love you, because I do.

The Golden Lovers care not for wrestling logic; liek if u cri evrytim. I tarnish the integrity of Muscular P-Dub V-Dub AGAIN, have big d______ energy, and laugh ruefully at one of my biggest wrestling dreams.

Fun fact: tag team wrestling is actually the best. I have to record the podcast from my bed for reasons, there's a point where I say "please put that on my grave," and I didn't edit out the part where my cat starts screaming.

Tetsuya Naito and SANADA are about to face each other, which is rare, as I explain. It's awkward, because they're stablemates, but also for much deeper reasons. I boldly break podcasting rules, and Los Ingobernables de Japon love their mom Tetsuya Naito in this thrilling, crudely edited recording of me talking in the car.

Wrestling, which is real, creates a narrative logic wherein you may very well cry about a goddamned air guitar. I'm really ripped, the G1 Climax tournament is the best, Hiroshi Tanahashi loves you, and there's a secret at the end.