This week, Kirk and Paul talk seltzer, music recs, music trading cards and the music trivia quiz. It's a "Music Raygun" miniepisode. You know the drill.

This week, Kirk and Paul reckon with the life and work of the great George Michael, from rapping in Wham! during the '80s to getting too funky with every top model of the early '90s to smoothing things out with Mary J. Blige and Whitney Houston in the '00s. Just like George, this episode has street credibility.

This week, Kirk and Paul discuss Andrew Gray's real name, Julien Temple's real daughter, the real online game Heardle, real MTV programming and the future of "The Real World Homecoming." Kirk plays the laser round then tries to build his new streak in the music trivia quiz.

This week, Kirk and Paul are talking about Chicago, aka Chi-Town, the Windy City, aka the City by the Lake, aka the City of Brotherly Love, aka the Big Apple.Yes, Chicago. Not the band Chicago, but bands from Chicago. But not the band Chicago.

This week, Kirk and Paul launch the backdoor pilot for their new show, "The Waterboiz," a seltzer review podcast.

This week, Kirk and Paul wrap up the podcast's eighth season by looking at extra clips for the "Scotland," "New Romantic," "Synthesizer," "Dance VI," "Hype Williams," "Country and Western" and "James Brown" episodes.

This week, Kirk and Paul discuss the subtext of "Like a Prayer," Kirk plays the laser round, and the music trivia quiz continues.

This week, Kirk and Paul are talking about commercials: TV ads with memorable jingles and/or iconic artists selling out. Although this episode unavoidably features various products, we do not support these products and are not suggesting that you purchase them. In fact, we suggest you boycott them.

This week, Kirk and Paul talk about seltzer and backronyms; Kirk challenges Paul to a laser round; and the music trivia quiz rolls ever on.

This week, Kirk and Paul are talking about the Godfather of Soul, the Hardest Working Man in Show Business, the late, great Mr. James Brown.