Some musicians end up also becoming actors, and some actors end up becoming musicians, so let's talk about our favorites! Speaking of favorites, the favorite crew over at Peticolas Brewing Company gave us the HOOK UP this week with two of their awesome brews, "The Duke" and "On My Way"!

THE NEWS BITS WE COVERED TODAY:

A Startup Is Pitching A Mind-Uploading Service That Is "100% Fatal''

Nectome is a preserve-your-brain-and-upload-it company. Its chemical solution can keep a body intact for hundreds of years, maybe thousands, as a statue of frozen glass. The idea is that someday in the future scientists will scan your bricked brain and turn it into a computer simulation. That way, someone a lot like you, though not exactly you, will smell the flowers again in a data server somewhere

Madonna to Direct Film on Dancer Michaela DePrince's Life

Madonna is pirouetting back into the director's chair to adapt ballet dancer Michaela DePrince memoir "Taking Flight: From War Orphan to Star Ballerina."

Tommy Wiseau Releases Joker Audition Tape

20th Century Fox released “Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel” less than a week after they released “Avatar” as insurance due to fears that Avatar would bomb, dubbing it their “secret weapon”

THE SHOWER THOUGHTS WE ENJOYED:

"If you ever feel like nobody ever notices or cares about you, remember there are 4 other members of Maroon 5" - /u/Mikethegirl8

"Owning a pet would be ten times cuter if we could make them laugh"  - /u/DuffinHero

"One day I went out to play with my friends for the last time ever. None of us realized"

"This “Spring Forward” thing would be lot more popular if we moved the clocks ahead at 2PM on Monday" - /u/Wobbles42

SHITBAG OF THE WEEK:

Martin Shkreli

BADASS OF THE WEEK:

Chance The Rapper