Film Role Podcast

Baseball is back come hang out with us and talk about the best baseball

films out there.

Justyn bought an house, so let’s drink. It’s a celebration, bitches! Some houses are just IDIOTS, but not Pat. Big Shout outs to Chocolate-Bunny-Mike and the boys for the always excellent brews from Peticolas Brewery in Dallas, TX! This week we had the classic line up of; “Velvet Hammer,” “Golden Opportunity,” and the always smooth “Great Scot” - with one “T.”

SHITBAG OF THE WEEK:

Zuck The Cuck

(The data isn't in your favor)

BADASS OF THE WEEK:

Jim Brown/ Anyone who's ever saved a doggo

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Intro music: Quite Some Time by Pseudo Future.

Some musicians end up also becoming actors, and some actors end up becoming musicians, so let's talk about our favorites! Speaking of favorites, the favorite crew over at Peticolas Brewing Company gave us the HOOK UP this week with two of their awesome brews, "The Duke" and "On My Way"!

THE NEWS BITS WE COVERED TODAY:

A Startup Is Pitching A Mind-Uploading Service That Is "100% Fatal''

Nectome is a preserve-your-brain-and-upload-it company. Its chemical solution can keep a body intact for hundreds of years, maybe thousands, as a statue of frozen glass. The idea is that someday in the future scientists will scan your bricked brain and turn it into a computer simulation. That way, someone a lot like you, though not exactly you, will smell the flowers again in a data server somewhere

Madonna to Direct Film on Dancer Michaela DePrince's Life

Madonna is pirouetting back into the director's chair to adapt ballet dancer Michaela DePrince memoir "Taking Flight: From War Orphan to Star Ballerina."

Tommy Wiseau Releases Joker Audition Tape

20th Century Fox released “Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel” less than a week after they released “Avatar” as insurance due to fears that Avatar would bomb, dubbing it their “secret weapon”

THE SHOWER THOUGHTS WE ENJOYED:

"If you ever feel like nobody ever notices or cares about you, remember there are 4 other members of Maroon 5" - /u/Mikethegirl8

"Owning a pet would be ten times cuter if we could make them laugh"  - /u/DuffinHero

"One day I went out to play with my friends for the last time ever. None of us realized"

"This “Spring Forward” thing would be lot more popular if we moved the clocks ahead at 2PM on Monday" - /u/Wobbles42

SHITBAG OF THE WEEK:

Martin Shkreli

BADASS OF THE WEEK:

Chance The Rapper

We love the Oscars and we adore the Razzies, so let's discuss the best of both! This week, our old from friends at Peticolas Brewing Company gave us some great brews to sip on while discussing our favorite wins! Also- apologies for the audio as our board crapped out on us!

THE NEWS BITS WE COVERED TODAY:

JASON VOORHEES STATUE LURKS AT THE BOTTOM OF A MINNESOTA LAKE

We learned about this terrifying real world horror at Bloody Disgusting, and it’s the work of artist Curtis Lahr, who built this nightmarish/fantastic piece, replete with machete in hand, and placed it 120 feet at the bottom of a popular spot for divers in Crosby, Minnesota

After a few years underwater, the Jason statue (and we have to keep reminding ourselves this IS just a statue), is starting to show some wear and tear. But honestly, that just makes him look even more terrifying, like he’s long overdue for a murder spree.

Dwayne Johnson happily accepts Baywatch’s Razzie

While ‘winners’ normally don’t acknowledge the awards, Johnson decided to take the awards head on. Posting to Twitter, the actor began by heaping praise on those friends who were nominated for Oscars.

“I am also excited because I was just informed that I too am bringing home the gold tonight,” he said. “No, not an Oscar — maybe one day — but a Razzie.”

  

THE SHOWER THOUGHTS WE ENJOYED:

"Scooby Doo teaches us that if a seemingly supernatural event occurs it is most likely some sort of sham perpetrated by an ordinary person trying to achieve their own, usually simplistic ends. They were teaching us to think rationally the whole time!"  - /u/ConfusedRainbow

"There are millions of unopened Taco Bell sauce packets floating around dumps everywhere" - /u/breatharianjoe

"A childs main directive is to kill itself when no one is looking" - /u/xxkevindxx

SHITBAG OF THE WEEK:

The Academy Awards

BADASS OF THE WEEK:

Every active voter!

Some adaptions get it right and some get it waaaaayyy wrong, so let's talk about some Mangled Mythologies! Some of the films included are The Hobbit, the Thor series, Ghost Rider and more! As always, we also had the delicious pleasure of sipping on some of our favorite brews from our good friends at Peticolas Brewing Company!

THE NEWS BITS WE COVERED TODAY:

Passenger Opens Emergency Exit, Uses Slide To Leave Plane Parked At Gate At Newark Airport

Troy Fattun is accused of using an emergency exit slide to leave a plane at Newark Liberty International Airport on Feb. 25, 2018.

Police say that Fattun had a discussion with the airline crew and then went to the back of the plane as other passengers were boarding, opened the emergency exit door, deployed the emergency slide and then went down it, CBS2’s Janelle Burrell reported.

Investigators say he was immediately detained by airline personnel as well as Port Authority police and arrested soon after. They say that he did have a ticket for the flight.

Transformers 6 is not happening instead there will be 3 stand alone films

Netflix Eyeing Total of About 700 Original Series, Movies in 2018

Netflix, set to spend upwards of $8 billion on content in 2018, will have in the neighborhood of 700 original TV shows and movies on the service this year, according to CFO David Wells.

The company’s strategy continues to be, “Let’s continue to add content — it’s working, it’s driving growth,” Wells said.

THE SHOWER THOUGHTS WE ENJOYED:

"One day Rick Astley will die and no one will click on the headline" - /u/Fendson98

"You know you’ve reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner."  - /U/ AquilaDewi

"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is basically Saw, but with desserts" - /u/badbradmtl

SHITBAG OF THE WEEK:

The NRA

BADASS OF THE WEEK:

Dolly Parton

Who did it? Who done it? WHODUNIT?! In this episode, the Film Role boys

tackle their biggest case yet, Whodunits! Listen in and see some of our

favorites including Memento, Chinatown, Gone Baby Gone and more!

The Film Role guys are back to discuss our favorite badass, vindictive

vixens! Some of the films included are Kill Bill, Enough, Alien, The Lord

of the Rings and more!

The Film Role guys are back to talk about our chick flicks! Favorite picks included gems like Legally Blonde, The Devil Wears Prada, Mean Girls and many more. We also had the delicious pleasure of sipping on some of our favorite brews from our good friends at Peticolas Brewing Company!

The news bits we covered today:

MAN USES $1M WIN TO FINALLY VISIT DOCTOR, GETS TERMINAL CANCER DIAGNOSIS, DIES WEEKS LATER

Donald Savastano, who won $1 million playing the New York Lottery’s Merry Millionaire game, said on collecting his prize that he had bought the ticket on a whim and was hoping the money would change his life for the better.

NETFLIX DROPS SURPRISE SUPER BOWL AD FOR "THE CLOVERFIELD PARADOX" AND MAKES IT AVAILABLE TO STREAM LATER THAT NIGHT

In a surprising and awesome move, the brand new film in the Cloverfield franchise was announced and released in the same day, definitely a trend I would love to see more of.

The Shower Thoughts we enjoyed:

"The skeleton isn't inside you, you're the brain so you're inside the skeleton." - /u/Moonical

"If you could turn invisible, you wouldn't be able to see anything since any light would just pass through the back of your eye" - /u/darkdonut12

Our SHITBAG OF THE WEEK is our very own Patrick Hunter!

LISTEN ON ITUNES, STICHER AND GOOGLE MUSIC

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Intro music: Quite Some Time by Pseudo Future.

The Film Role guys are back from our extended break to talk about WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT!... and our picks for the 4th Anticipation Proclamation. We had the pleasure of being joined by the one, and only, Maddox! You might know him from The Best Page in the Universe, The Best Debate in the Universe and his brand new book, F*ck Whales! We also had the pleasure of having our gullets caressed by Peticolas Brewing Company!

We completely skipped news bits and Shower Thoughts and got straight to the reason of why we were gone for so long. So, enjoy!

Our SHITBAG OF THE WEEK is Aaron's pancreas!

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We truly appreciate everyone who takes time out of their busy days to support us and wouldn't be able to do what it is we do without you. Be sure to like, subscribe and spread the word!

Intro music: Quite Some Time by Pseudo Future.