The Film Role guys are back this week to discuss the movies that dashed our dreams into nothing... Our biggest let downs! With such classics as, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Passengers, TMNT, Suicide Squad, and many, many more. If we've missed any, make sure to let us know!

The news bits we covered on today's show:

'The Dark Tower' Tops Lowest Weekend of Summer 2017 Yet

Yep, it's true. The Dark Tower made LESS than The Emoji Movie on its opening weekend. This is it. This is how it all ends. Also, apparently it sucked.

Deadpool 2: First Look At Josh Brolin's Cable Revealed

#FilmRoleApproved

Uber’s search for a female CEO has been narrowed down to 3 me

At its most basic level, yes, this is what's happening over at Uber HQ. There are few layers to peel back to get to this point, but it's still hilarious/ridiculous nonetheless. Stop giving Uber money, people!

The Shower Thoughts we covered:

"There should be a button on all TVs that makes the remote make a noise when you lose it." - u/Arbyshater

Great idea; terrible name. Arby's is ALL.

"A pessimist is always alone. An optimist is always two people away from a threesome." - u/barriola10

Ass half empty or half full, I guess. Get it? Do you get it?

Our SHITBAG OF THE WEEK is our very own Justyn Gomez for not being able to make the episode!

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Intro music: Quite Some Time by Pseudo Future.

The Film Role guys are back to talk about our favorite fake bands that (sometimes) only exist in film! We're finally joined by the entire band, Pseudo Future, before they head out on tour with Brick + Mortar. So sit back, laugh with us and toss any in we may have missed!

The news bits we covered on today's show:

OSCAR WINNER MAHERSHALA ALI WILL STAR IN TRUE DETECTIVE SEASON 3

DOPE. DOPE. DOPE.

HBO hacked: Upcoming episodes, Game of Thrones data leaked online

Whoever did this crossed the line once next week's Game of Thrones script leaked. Someone with a certain set of skills will find you...

The Shower Thoughts we were entertained by:

"Since the B in LGBT stands for 'bisexual', doesn't that imply that there are only two genders?" - u/JavascriptFanboy

Did you just assume something for random people to be upset about for no reason at all?

"Memes with the caption are today's version of the sitcom laugh track" - u/DudesNightOut

Don't ever tell me when to laugh, shows/memes/mom!

"Feeling numb is an oxymoron" - weirdworld

Finally- an actual shower thought for you shower tots.

Our SHITBAG OF THE WEEK is Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci!

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Intro music: Quite Some Time by Pseudo Future.

The Film Role guys are back this week to talk about characters that we love (Ben Kenobi, Samwell Tarly, John Coffey, Bill the Butcher, etc.) and, just as important, characters that we hate (Obi-Wan Kenobi, Janice Soprano, Amy Elliott Dunne, Fran Drescher, etc.)! We were also honored to be joined by the one and only, Jesse P-s of PodAwful, as he gave us his not-at-all-controversial idea on how to better diversify Spider-Man Homecoming, complete with impressions! The Weinstein Company should strike this iron while it's hot...

The news topics we covered on today's show:

FIRST LGBT UNIT CREATED TO FIGHT ISIS IN SYRIA. ITS NAME? THE QUEER INSURRECTION

Fantastic. Get 'em, our gay brothers and sisters!

Fans are legitimately upset that Michael Phelps didn't race a real shark

This article has a gold mine of more of these tweets. Do yourself a favor and dive into the rabbit hole.

McDonald’s Giving ‘Rick And Morty’ Creator A Jug Of Szechuan Sauce

Good! Now, Nintendo, give them free stuff, too!

Time for some Shower Thoughts:

"I'm not really scared of dying, I'm more bummed about all of the technology I'll never get to see." - u/attilayavuzer

This one gave Aaron an existential crisis. Good on ya, u/attilayavuzer!

"When people say I just put the baby down or I just put my dog down it means very different things" - Alex Soto

First and foremost: my man! Second: it sure does.

Our SHITBAG OF THE WEEK is Verizon!

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Intro music: Quite Some Time by Pseudo Future.

The Film Role guys are back with another WTF episode, Anticipation Proclamation and film game in honor of Brandon's birthday! We also had the pleasure of having the final 1/3 of Pseudo Future, Jeff Lowe, on with us! You know the drill by this point: sit back, crack a few and laugh with us while we make fools of ourselves!

The news bits we covered today:

Man With ‘DEVAST8’ Face Tattoo Says He Can’t Find a Job

This guy wouldn't understand the hilarity of the situation if he had "Duh" tattooed across his face.

Horrified Surgeons Discover 27 Contact Lenses in Woman’s Eye

This is hands down one of the grossest stories we've ever covered. How could you not know these were in your eyes?!

Shower Thoughts time!

"If the movie Yes Man was realistic Jim Carrey would just end up downloading a bunch of malware" - u/Smashbros34

Especially if the movie was made at his current age!

"Fidget spinners have made me question whether I'm too old to understand a trend, or old enough to know it's stupid." - u/KnownGlitch

We debate this pretty heavily on the episode and ended off right where we started off: still unsure!

Our SHITBAGS OF THE WEEK were Paul Manafort, Jared Kushner and Donald Trump Jr.!

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Intro music: Quite Some Time by Pseudo Future.

The Film Role guys are back to discuss our favorite type of characters: Anti-Heroes! We delve into the the minds of Oh Dae-Su (Oldboy), Walter White (Breaking Bad), Jordan Belfort (The Wolf of Wall Street) and many, many more. Also, Brandon's back! We missed his liquor and cigarette stench and are beyond excited to have it back and permeating in the tiny room we record in.

The news bits we covered:

Stranger Things season 2 gets official release date

We are beyond stoked for Stranger Things' return!

RED’s modular Hydrogen One phone looks even crazier in its patent application

RED isn't a company that's known for messing around. Could be the Tesla of smartphones!

The Shower Thoughts we enjoyed:

"The first guy to discover popcorn was probably like OH SHIT WHATS HAPPENING" - u/MarvinStolehouse

The best reply to this was "I'm just going to... Put this... In my mouth..." from u/eboody.

"In my mind, I'm the same person I was five years ago. Then I'll read five year old FB posts and think 'you idiot.'" - u/CatfishNev

We've all been there. Also, are you really THE Nev from Catfish?

"At what point does grave robbing become archeology?" - u/Salmonready

We've been going off the 100 year rule here at the Film Role headquarters! If it's been in the ground for at least a hundred years, you're good to go!

Our resident SHITBAG OF THE WEEK was CNN!

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Intro music: Quite Some Time by Pseudo Future.

The Film Role guys are back with another world-famous drinking game! This time to the American classic, The Sandlot. We're joined again by our dear friend, Alex Soto, in place of our dearly departed (not dead... well, he might be) Brandon. Until next week, Brando! Grab your bats, mitts and comically oversized billed caps and laugh along with us to this heartwarming mainstay we've all come to know and love!

The news bits we covered today:

We Do Not Have a Child Slave Colony on Mars: NASA

Alex Jones: the only thing you're good for is the laughs.

Florida man sits on gun, shoots self in penis, police say

This guy won't be dicking around anytime soon... You know you laughed.

Shower Thoughts for you shower tots!

"If plants made gargling noises when being watered, a rainy day would be the most uncomfortable and awkward thing ever." - u/CTN_23

Yeah... but think of how hilarious it'd be also. Right before we all blow our brains out!

"'Forgive me Father for I have sinned' and 'I'm sorry daddy; I've been very naughty' are simultaneously saying very similar and very different things." - u/TheFilipinoFire

Great job making us all want to bathe in bleach after this shower thought!

"In a post-apocalyptic situation, instead of looking for a survival shelter, I would just look for an Amazon warehouse." - u/koolconjr

MY. MAN.

And our inaugural SHIT BAG OF THE WEEK is Mr. Chris Christie!

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The Film Role guys are back to talk about sequels and if they suck or not! Spoiler alert... most of the time, they do. We were joined again by our good friend, Alex Soto, and definitely missed our beloved Brandon Karlis (he was away assassinating someone for money, or something). We got the chance to delve into such classic sequels as Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd, Terminator 2, Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2, Blade II, The entire Transformers series and more! We also got the chance to share some great personal news: Aaron cutting the cable and saving a WHOPPING $200 a month, and Justyn's having a son (and also burnt his wife's foot at their gender reveal party).

The news bits we discussed on today's episode were:

SpaceX successfully completes two Falcon 9 landings in one weekend

Elon Musk: PLEASE SAVE THE INTERNET AND MICROWAVES NEXT.

Elderly flight passenger throws coins into engine for ‘luck’, delays take-off for hours

The elderly are hilarious sometimes, aren't they? Not this time though. This time was straight up bullshit.

'Wonder Woman' actress Gal Gadot made just $300,000 for blockbuster

So, this headline is misleading as Gal actually made more on the back-end as well as her upfront $300k payday, a common practice within the industry. Even so, give that amazing woman a raise!

Time for some Shower Thoughts!

"All microwaves have a popcorn button, but all bags of popcorn say not to use it." - u/CommentToBeDeleted

Boy, this conversation really fired us up... like our bags of popcorn when we used the popcorn button. WHY IS IT EVEN THERE?!

"There is a continuous wave of morning wood boners that goes around the earth as it spins." - u/algang22

We actually discovered through arduous research that said boners keep the Earth spinning on its axis, which is necessary for human life as we know it. Men are useful, Anita Sarkeesian.

"K-Mart is like the world's longest going out of business sale." - u/thegm90

The validation is in the liquidation, my friend.

And a special thank you to our "sponsors" for this week, Gwyneth Paltrow and Christian Burns!

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The Film Role guys are back to talk about one of our absolute favorite directors of all time, Quentin Tarantino (Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Django Unchained, Inglorious Bastards, Kill Bill vol. 1 & 2, etc.)!

The news topics we covered today:

Jack Black Says 'Jumanji' Sequel Features Tribute to Robin Williams

A new Jumanji film? WHAT YEAR IS THIS?!

'I'm going to hit you in the head,' woman named Miracle Crimes tells Springfield cop before allegedly kicking him

Miracle Crimes: if you're reading this- please come on the podcast you whacky nut-bag, you.

NASA wants to probe Uranus in search of gas

Follow, rate and subscribe if you giggled at this headline like we did!

Time for some Shower Thoughts!

"I wish we had the ability to dream together with other people. Like multiplayer dreaming." - anonymous

If we could realistically and cohesively lucid dream with one another- we'd be living video games! Count me in.

"So who's driving?" is going to be the dad joke of the decade when self-driving cars are more of a thing." - u/evoke_the_forms

$20 says Elon Musk says it first.

"The first person to have invented audio recording probably thought it didn't work right when their voice sounded different in the recording." - u/MintyTruffle

Also- imagine the shock when their significant other looked at them like they were bat-shit crazy for thinking they don't sound like the recording.

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The Film Role guys are back to talk about, quite possibly, the most awkward situations we've ever been in; watching movies we shouldn't have with our parents! We were joined by a good friend of ours, Alex Soto, and loved having him on for this very special topic! Things get real weird, first-time boners spring and we all collectively cringe more than a few times, so take a listen and laugh at us!

The news topics we covered on today's show:

‘The Babadook’ is Trending for the Most Unexpected Reason

We firmly stand behind this as the GREATEST thing to happen to meme culture. Everybody gets one!

A Third of All Humans Are Now Either Overweight or Obese

This is just plain sad. Make sure to take care of your bodies, people!

Box Office: 'The Mummy's' U.S. Demise Puts Universal's New Dark Universe on Notice

GOOD. We've said it before and we'll say it again- STOP MAKING SHITTY REMAKES/REBOOTS/SEQUELS. Who in the hell thought, "Man, you know what we really need? A Mummy reboot starring Tom Cruise."? Not an intelligent person.

On to Shower Thoughts!

"What if dreams are just glances at alternate timelines" - u/HipsterGengar

Does that mean if we have good dreams that we're peering back into our original timeline before we split off and ended up in this sideshow world? ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

"First, you are tortured with flames and molten wax while those around you chant a ritualistic song. Then, you are dismembered and consumed piece by piece by your tormentors while they smile and laugh. Being a birthday cake must be terrifying." - u/CrankyOptimist

*peers over at half-eaten birthday cake* "...I'm so sorry"

"You never see someone using a bicycle in an apocalypse movie, but it seems like the most likely transportation if we lost all power and gas." - u/allentomes

This has bothered me for seven seasons of The Walking Dead and about 500 zombies movies that have been released in the past 15 years.

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The Film Role guys are back with another world-famous WTF episode! It being Aaron's birthday, he decided to have everyone play a film tagline game- and boy was it frustrating. We were also joined by a good friend of ours and fellow Pseudo Future bandmate, Patrick Hunter! So take a listen, play along and scream in frustration with us!

The news bits we covered on today's show:

Movie studios are blaming Rotten Tomatoes for killing movies no one wants to see

There's no one to blame but yourselves for making bad films. Live, learn and make better films!

One Love Manchester Benefit Raises $3 Million, Draws Massive Audience

Congrats on everyone who made this amazing show of love a possibility in the face of terror!

Sharknado 5 Title Announced, Global Swarming

The Sharknado series never ceases to amaze... By the way, the tagline is "Make America Bait Again". Amazing.

Time for some Shower Thoughts!

"Pulling out of Paris should be a porn, not a reality." - u/sleeptrouble

Yep. We're definitely living in an alternate universe where reality is crazier than fiction!

"In about 10 years, Fidget Spinners will be part of 'Only 2000s kids will remember' posts." - u/frgrber

Include male rompers in those posts, too. Hopefully they die a fiery death sooner rather than later.

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