Larry tells tales from the start of the Million Martini March and shares signs of the end of the world. 

We hear about Larry and the crew's trip our for hot shaves, martinis, chicken and waffles. Then he talks about a commercial he saw while watching the Jets game that upset him to the very core of his soul. By the end of this episode, you'll realize the huge difference between "and...?" and "and by..."

Also, Larry waxes nostalgic for the likes of Anita Ekberg and Anne Jeffreys. Then we hear about what you DON'T want to hear at a silent auction.

That's right, honey. You're a winner.

Quote of the week: "That's the and. AND I'm calling security."