"If anyone was to ask for my opinion, which I note they're not, I'd say we were taking the long way round. Gandalf, we could pass through the Mines of Moria. My cousin, Balin, would give us a royal welcome."

"No Gimli, I would not take the road through Moria unless I had no other choice."

Well, this is a tad embarrassing...

Here's a Moria Mustering an Army, which you are allowed to enjoy provided there are absolutely no follow up questions about who forgot which armies had already been mustered.

So join Matt, Kylie and Tiernan as they talk about hordes, swarms and drums, drums in the deep...

(Thank you Andy for the thumbnail!)