Have you ever had a dream? A shining, glorious dream? Mine was to be on a TV talk show. It's the only way to tell MY harrowing story.

The smash viral hit sensation TikTok song, SLIMY GURL. Now available on Peer Tube dot com!

Are YOU doing YOUR part to churn out new content for the great every-churning Content Machine? Thanks to my music business mentor Synergy Myers, I KNOW I am.

Everyone has a role to play in the music industry. Mine is to listen to expensive expert advice, and to clean Synergy Myers' apartment when she asks me to.

It may seem backwards to write songs about trending TikTok words, but that's just because you're NOT a Mustics® music marketing guru.

It seems I have made a little mistake.

How do you stay RELEVANT in the music industry in 2025?

Well, I've won The Sound of Mustics® award, but that's only the first step.

This is a stunning opportunity for content creators. Apply NOW!

Regarding my inevitable victory in the Sound of Mustics® 2025 competition: yes.