It's still relevant, even today when that particular social network is... well...

Some advice is just universal.

A less naive person might have backed out at this point... but I was so excited by the prospect of being on TV.

After I was featured on Pitchfork, I got a LOT of BIG media offers. Unfortunately, I said yes to this one.

My REALLY BIG NEWS.

My biggest ambition is to appear on Jerry Springer or Ricki Lake... and find out if I SHOULD be ashamed of myself.

Have you ever had a dream? A shining, glorious dream? Mine was to be on a TV talk show. It's the only way to tell MY harrowing story.

The smash viral hit sensation TikTok song, SLIMY GURL. Now available on Peer Tube dot com!

Are YOU doing YOUR part to churn out new content for the great every-churning Content Machine? Thanks to my music business mentor Synergy Myers, I KNOW I am.

Everyone has a role to play in the music industry. Mine is to listen to expensive expert advice, and to clean Synergy Myers' apartment when she asks me to.

It may seem backwards to write songs about trending TikTok words, but that's just because you're NOT a Mustics® music marketing guru.