Muthonomics

Episode in which I reject the narrow-mindedness of Dogma Dolts, talk about the book Irreversible Damage and recount the undisputed carb champion king who simultaneously had the balls to order a burger sans bun. Have a great weekend and I look forward to doing it again next Saturday!

Episode in which I talk about vacationing on the island where the Federal Reserve was created, answer 2 listener questions, talk about sports injuries, preview upcoming Book, Beat, Butter episodes and talk about losing 40% in 3 days buying Game Stop put options. What a time to be alive!

A meandering story telling episode, in which, amongst other things, I try out a new podcast hook, recount old man tennis tales of trying to keep up with D1 youngsters, spill the beans on a handful of interesting LYFT passengers, give a cursory mention to New Zealander rugby and play around with the idea of Manly Mondays.

Episode in which I discuss 1950’s musicals, the 2008 Bucs, Jamarcus Russel and Johnny Manziel’s laziness, Sabby Piscitelli’s abs, the 1988 Fog Bowl, Outbreak, Batman Forever, DuckDuckGo, woke weenies, ThriftBooks.com, the post-modern Marxist Vitamix blender and unprecedented mass manipulation by the media.

Episode in which I discuss, among other things, woke weenies, the lack of courage present in our culture, Justin.tv, 1 inch wool socks, ordering the manliest books in the world, and accuse Adonis of being Aphrodite’s simp.

It’s a sad state of affairs in our country at the moment, but we can right the proverbial ship if we focus on principle over popularity, and instead of hunting for hypocrisy, begin to focus on ourselves being good stewards.

Episode in which I scroll through comments left on my children’s tik tok posts and kvetch about the future of our country, Hollywood drug addiction, the #makemefamous hashtag and Common Core math. If listening to forty-something dads stumble through teenage slang then this episode is for you.

We live in a society where individual declarations are accepted as truth ex nihilo. Outside of the reprobate nature of mankind, you can trace this to Kant and Hume, who questioned the discovery of universal truth, thus opening Pandora’s box to unravel never-ending delusions. Good luck on coming back from this one America! If we unplug from our 24/7 entertainment matrix and begin to study critical and rational thought, we might have a chance, but it’s doubtful. So to numb the pain I reminisce about the first time I went to the movies (Benji) and my impressions of Daddy Warbucks. As always, listen at your own peril. And send questions/comments/hate mail to [email protected].

Episode in which I delve into lessons learned during the Twilight Zone of the last few months (fearing the rule of law vs. the rage of the mob, identifying primary Marxian tactics, calling out the faulty logic of the mask marauders, resisting the urge to cancel the cancellers, etc). I also journey down a few of rabbit holes recounting stock trading adventures, stories of the French Revolution, and guessing at what Paul Revere would have said were he alive during 2020 (which probably includes me making fun of cowards while speaking loudly into the microphone imploring people to find some courage.) DON’T LISTEN if feelings and safe spaces are vital to your mental stability.

Episode in which I recount an experience with a moral goody two shoes who looked like Mr. Clean, bemoan FDR as being one of the worst Presidents ever, advocate for asking “yes, but what happened before that?”, argue that fear and want are powerful motivators (and a much better option than acquiescing to the benevolence of dictators), and ramble about the Dallas Cowboys and the scourge of modern day petulant athletes. As always: 1) listen at your own peril 2) send your thin-skinned, triggered outbursts to [email protected].