Union Address.  Alex is thrilled that

Obama finally manages to close the barn door (after the horse has escaped and

voluntarily checked into the glue factory). Speaker John Boehner experiences

the ultimate Maalox moment. And are we the only ones who watched Senator Joni

Ernst’s tight lipped grin, robotic response and thought of Nurse Ratched?  Also: Hillary does a (bad) Putin imitation, a

husband bulldozes his wife’s house, and Jim comes up with this week’s salute to

a British Birthday boy…  Put us on your IPhone

and pretend you have friends for a while…that’s what we do!

JONI ERNST

Pig Castrator https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9Y24MFOfFU

SOTU Response https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhMvkog_OBk

Farm Subsidies http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/sen-joni-ernsts-family-actually-received-more-than-460000-in-federal-subsidies/

HILLARY/PUTIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbYC3_07d1o

BULLDOZER

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/House-Demolish-Woodlawn-Middletown-James-Rhein-Police-Wife-Bulldozer-289199611.html

BIRTHDAY BOY INVOICE

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cornwall-30876360