The narcissists have never said less, yet more at the same time. I (thankless descriptor) fear that Alaina and Jason have LOST IT. In the longest episode yet they update y’all on about recent movies (The Last Five Years, A Haunting in Venice), Chappell Roan’s new album, Joe Jonas CRIMES, LoTR, whatever whatever. The meat of the episode is when they read through emails from their hilarious and dedicated legends!! Y’all make us CRACK up! “Ess good.”

Other moments:

• Alaina answers who she’d rather save Percy Jackson or Taylor Swift
• The lore of Hollywood villains: Lea Michelle, Emma Roberts, Lillian
• Jason’s discovers a new screaming Todd impression

To have your email read on the podcast (or u can be anonymous COWARDS) please email at [email protected]