"Think I waited too long to retire."

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today is Friday the 13th!, but not just any Friday the 13th, it's the one right before Valentine's Day. So, taking a bit of a departure from the usual martial art media, I sit down to review the comically bad My Bloody Valentine 3D. Along with walking you through the outright goofiness of this film, I also indulge the goofiness by telling you how I would defend myself against a pickaxe weilding maniac.

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