"Tis but a scratch"

Welcome to my dojo, sir brave knight, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party, but in today's episode things are getting Medieval as I review one of the greatest comedies of all time, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Yes, it's not a martial art movie, but it does have iconic combat in it.

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"Dolemite is my name, and f-cking up motherf-ckers is my game."

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party, and in honor of Black History Month I am here today to review Dolemite starring Rudy Ray Moore. Dolemite is an iconic, complicated, and extremely quirky film and character. In this episode, I share the history of the film and character while also processing the complicated nature of depicting a pimp as a hero both in modern times and even within the 1970s.

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Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's episode, I cover the first series of 2026, the Netflix original series Blue Eye Samurai starring Maya Erskine, Brenda Song, and George Takei. This series is revenge Mama Mia set in Feudal Japan and deals with themes like honor and shame, taking back your power, and gender and sexuality; especially that sexuality part. This is the kinkiest episode yet.

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Welcome to my dojo, this is Drunken Fist Happy Hour, a special edition of Kung Fu Pizza Party. In these episodes, I put aside the 30 minutes or less stipulation, and instead I grab a drink and a friend and let the conversation wander like Drunken Fist Kung Fu. This is also a part of the Going to the Arcade series as I, alongside my guest Joe Dea, pick up where we last left off and go further into the lore of Mortal Kombat, picking up the action with Mortal Kombat 4 and running all the way to Mortal Kombat 1.

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"Today I got to feel what it is like to be protected by my dad."

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party, and a Happy Lunar New Year to you all. As we begin the Year of the Horse, I sit down to review Ride On starring Jackie Chan and a horse. Ride On is a love letter to 90s Jackie Chan fans. This movie has so much heart, great comedy, and features actual footage from some of Jackie's biggest stunts. It's a lot of fun and a film that deserves way more love then it gets.

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"Think I waited too long to retire."

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today is Friday the 13th!, but not just any Friday the 13th, it's the one right before Valentine's Day. So, taking a bit of a departure from the usual martial art media, I sit down to review the comically bad My Bloody Valentine 3D. Along with walking you through the outright goofiness of this film, I also indulge the goofiness by telling you how I would defend myself against a pickaxe weilding maniac.

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"The one thing that brings life close to perfection is love."

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party, and a Happy Valentine's Day to you all. Today, I sit down to review Chocolate starring Yanin Jeeja in her film debute. Everyone wants chocolate for Valentine's Day, or the next day when it goes on sale for 90% off, but the film Chocolate is a film filled with heart and depth while also being a great ode to past martial art film greats.

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Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, inspired by a recent Reel I saw, I sit down to answer the age old question, are older action films better than modern action films? Are modern action films just garbage? What role do things like personal taste and nostalgia have in us discussing this topic. All this, plus I give you some of my best Bad Takes on popular films.

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Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party, and a happy Feast of Blessed Takaayama to you all. Today, to honor the Catholoic Samurai Takayama, I am here to host the second annual Memeorial Battle Royale. Thirty films enter the ring, but only one will walk away with the honor of being rewatched and reviewed for another time. Can the first Cup winner The Clones of Bruce Lee pull off a repeat win? Will one of the New School films overcome the odds to beat the Old School films? The fate of these films rests in the hands of a random number generator.

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"There's no way I'm going to the Philippines"

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, I sit down to review Black Cobra 2 starring Fred "The Hammer" Williamson. He plays Robert Malone, who sometimes they call Bob and I do not care for that. In this review, I talk about the 80s fascination with cops who work above the law, and also how popular the Chicago Cubs were; I also highlight Fred "The Hammer's" fighting style which was not what I expected.

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