"I didn't know that wizards could do Kung Fu too."

Happy Halloween and welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, I sit down to review Kung Fu from Beyond the Grave starring Billy Chong. This movie makes my old man bones smile. It's short, and gets right to the point. Revenge, ghost from hell style. It might not be that scary, but it doesn't has a very spooky aestetic along with some scary good sidekicks. You at least have to watch long enough to see a vampire explode from being hit with garlic.

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"You will fail, Halder. The forces of good will always defeat evil."

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, we head south of the US boarder to invade a lucha libre wrestling ring as I review Santo and Blue Demon Against the Monsters. Santo and Blue Demon were the biggest stars in the ring for several decades in Mexico, and still to this day Santo and Blue Demon's fame live on. Explore the world of their films with me as two barrel chested men take on haordes of monsters in this whacky late night horror flick.

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"Science created him. Now Chuck Norris must stop him."

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's episode, I take a look at a slasher entry into the martial art horror catelog with Silent Rage starring Chuck Norris. This underappreciated gem has a lot of good bits to it that in the hands of a more rounded director could have been really good. Instead, we get an overlooked horror movie and Chuck Norris flick. The music does the heavy lifting on the horror side, and we get an epic bar fight with Chuck Norris that adds nothing to the overarching plot. This movie also utilizes the "One Bad Day" trope, and as someone with a mental illness, I have things to say about that.

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"Our subjects seem to be doing quite well, three Bruce Lees"

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's episode, I sit down to re-review the winner of The Blessed Takayama Memorial Battle Royale, The Clones of Bruce Lee. I relive the tackiness of a movie and genre capitalizing on the death of Bruce Lee while asking no questions about the morality or ethics it is violating or any big questions about life as a clone of a world famous celebrity. Also, isn't it a bit presumptuous to think a clone would have all the same skills as the original? No questions answered, but plenty of high-flying action, even if Bruce Lee wouldn't fight that way, and plenty of topless girls dancing on a beach. So, throw on your yellow and black jumpsuits and pretend you're Bruce Lee just like Dragon Lee used to in this epic review!

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"Go forth among the stars and seek only the strongest prey. They shall be your trophy. Become the killer of killers."

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's episode, we kick off spooky season with my review of Hulu's original film, Predator: Killer of Killers. This film marks a unique instalment into the Predator franchise being an anthology animated film with some sweet, sweet samurai sword fighting. I also brainstorm how in the world you would go toe-to-toe against a Youtja.

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"It took God seven days to create the world, and it will take us three days to cleanse it."

Welcome to my dojo this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, we celebrate the show's one year anniversary with my re-review of the most downloaded episode of 2024, Three the Hard Way starring Jim Brown, Fred "The Hammer" Williamson, and Jim Kelly. In this second look at the film, I spend some time digging into the history of director Gordon Parks Jr. and his father, Gordon Parks Sr. I also highlight The Impressions who play a role in the film, and I talk about genocide which is always a crowd pleaser at anniversary celebrations.

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The Worst of the Worst

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, inspired by one of my favorite YouTubers, I sit down to unpack four lists chronicaling the worst martial art movies. Throughout each list, I give my takes on if the movie deserves to be there or not, why a film being "so bad it's good" is different from being truly unwatchable, and how subjective this whole conversation is. I also (Screen)rant about one particular film that does NOT deserve to be on any of these lists.

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Flickchart: https://www.flickchart.com/charts.aspx?genre=martial+arts&perpage=50&order=desc

I. Was. Right.

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's Coming Soon edition of the show, I give an update on the release of Mortal Kombat 2, and how it may be playing into the bigger discussion of the Streaming Wars. What is going on between Paramount Skydance, Warner Brothers Discover, and Netflix? Is MK2 getting postponed a good sign for fans? Are any other video games getting an adaption in 2026? In any reality, it seems that 2026 will be the year that Kung Fu Pizza Party goes to the arcade!

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Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today is the inaugural Blessed Takayama Memorial Battle Royale. Having reviewed 30 films over the past year, I have sat down to put all 30 movies in a head-to-head Battle Royale to crown the first ever Blessed Takayama Memorial Cup. How will the random number generator affect the outcome? With all six films in the franchise reviewed, how will the odds fall for The Karate Kid? Will this be the reason I have to rewatch and rereview Drunken Master...or Into the Sun?

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I am the Greatest

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's review, I sit down to pay tribute to the passing of Rahaman Ali with a review of The Greatest starring Muhammad Ali as himself. I highlight Ali's acting career, the trouble with the reality of White Jesus and a Euro-Centric Christianity, and I cover two of the biggest controversies during Ali's career. Plus I give my take on the only other professional fighter who crafted a personna that can match Ali's

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