Played the fuck out; super movie-star teeth; the way to my heart is through my colon; it went down easy.

Played the fuck out; super movie-star teeth; the way to my heart is through my colon; it went down easy.

Wall-to-wall khaki; real smart; his piece-of-shittiness; the internet hordes are definitely coming for us; it's always men and their penises.

Wall-to-wall khaki; real smart; his piece-of-shittiness; the internet hordes are definitely coming for us; it's always men and their penises.

Bitch needed to pluck his eyebrows; filled the hole with ghost stories; not podcast-appropriate; a skin tag detour.

Bitch needed to pluck his eyebrows; filled the hole with ghost stories; not podcast-appropriate; a skin tag detour.

Mistake 0.5; everyone talks about vomit; I can't even make fun of the man's perm; a pre-crushing situation; very, like, industrial England.

Mistake 0.5; everyone talks about vomit; I can't even make fun of the man's perm; a pre-crushing situation; very, like, industrial England.

Big names my mom would know; Iron Maiden dark; Ted got hella emo; his sad face is so big right now; nobody fucking rhymes.

Big names my mom would know; Iron Maiden dark; Ted got hella emo; his sad face is so big right now; nobody fucking rhymes.