My Eulogies Please

Shelley Stoker (Sam Rager) and Bob Walton (Santiago Iglesias) explore potential advertising ideas and reveal the eulogies of Spyro the Dragon, Gossip Girl, and Betty Boop.

Patrick Hastie eulogized Spyro the Dragon. Patrick is a comedian from Glenwood, Iowa, who is based out of Brooklyn, New York. He has toured all over the country and has performed in festivals like the 10,000 Laughs Comedy Festival, the Brooklyn Comedy Festival, and SF Sketchfest. Patrick can be heard weekly on "The Nostalgic Front" podcast and he has been featured on "The Chive," "College Humor," and "Laugh Spin." He is a very nice guy and his 5-year plan is to be cool and live forever!
Twitter: @PatrickHastie, @NostalgicFront
Insta: @PatrickHastie, @thenostalgicfrontpodcast
Patreon: @NostalgicFront

Chloe Ketchum eulogized Gossip Girl. Chloe is a phenomenal comedian and a seasoned and successful podcaster. She co-hosts both "Girls Gone Canon" and "Drunk ASOIAF History," which offers a literary analysis covering the works of George RR Martin and Philip Pullman through a pop culture lens.
Twitter: @girlsgonecanon, @DrunkASOIAF
Insta: @liesandarborgold, Patreon: @girlsgonecanon

Alan Peterson eulogized Betty Boop. Alan is not only a stand-up comedian but also an accomplished writer, curator across multiple entertainment outlets (including rap-parody videos with the likes of Tom Arnold), and a regular at The Comedy Store. Make sure you keep up with him via his website for all his work: www.alanpetersonproductions.wordpress.com
Twitter: @agpthefunnyman, Insta: @agpthefunnyman

It is 2021, and Shelley Stoker (Sam Rager) and Bob Walton (Santiago Iglesias) recap their holidays and New Year’s Resolutions. They play the bugged eulogies of Hans Gruber, Lefty, and Childhood.

Ryan Fuhst eulogized Hans Gruber. Ryan is one of the founders and hosts of Dead Waves Radio. He is marvelous at improv and has participated in podcast festivals. Support Dead Waves Radio via Facebook, Instagram, and Patreon @DeadWavesRadio.

Shana Gabrielle eulogized Lefty. Shana is a wonderful actress who hails from Michigan. She has performed in theaters across the state and has done extra work in feature films.

Amanda Welzein eulogized Childhood. Amanda is an extremely talented actress and comedian who also 2 co-hosts and produces Dead Waves Radio. Amanda has appeared on numerous comedy fiction podcasts and slays the character work game. Support Dead Waves Radio via Facebook, Instagram, and Patreon @DeadWavesRadio.

Shelley Stoker (Sam Rager) and Bob Walton (Santiago Iglesias) argue about parties and play the eulogies of Charlie Brown, BoJack Horseman, and Barbie.

Carl Johnson eulogized Charlie Brown. Carl is a super hilarious comic who is not afraid of self-deprecation or getting personal on stage. He is a Michigan favorite and has performed at LaughFest. Carl hosts a weekly webcast called Comedy Project where he delves into the world of stand-up and personal stories with comics.
Twitter: @CarlDoesStuff
Insta: @CarlJohnsonisFunny

Walta Yoseph eulogized BoJack Horseman. Walta is a stand-up comedian from Columbus, OH. Originally hailing from East Africa, her comedy is largely a personal account of an immigrant trapped between two wildly different cultures. Peppered with social commentary, dick jokes, and the occasional drug reference, her comedy has something for everyone. Bring your children!
Twitter: @WheresWalta
Insta: @WheresWalta

Kelly Collette eulogized Barbie. Kelly has been featured on Sirius XM, NPR, and she just filmed a special for Dry Bar Comedy. She was a finalist on CMT’s Next Big Comic and has performed at prestigious festivals like Limestone, Laughingskull, San Francisco Sketchfest and The Lucielle Ball Comedy Festival. She recently was on the Best Of The Midwest showcase at Gilda’s Laughfest.
Twitter: @KellyCollette
Insta: @KellyCollette

Shelley Stoker (Sam Rager) and Bob Walton (Santiago Iglesias) discuss turkey day and play the eulogies of Oscar the Grouch, Fred Kaczynski, and Brian Krakow. Connor Meade played Sally the Grouch eulogizing Oscar the Grouch.

Connor is extremely talented and has performed at the Motor City Comedy Festival and co-produces the Independent Comedy Club.
Twitter: @connormeadian
Insta: @connormeadian

Mike O’Keefe eulogized Fred Kaczynski. Mike is a hilarious Chicago-based comic who be heard on SiriusXM. You can also check out episodes of his podcast, “Buddy of the Groom,” on streaming platforms.
Twitter: @themikeokeefe
Insta: @themikeokeefe|

Rachel Fogletto played Patty Chase eulogizing Brian Krakow. Rachel is a mondo funny comic who hails from Philadelphia. You can catch Rachel co-hosts two podcasts, The Leak Podcast and Hot Mistakes, which can be found on streaming platforms.
Twitter: @RachelFogletto
Insta: @rachelfogletto

Shelley Stoker (Sam Rager) and Bob Walton (Santiago Iglesias) bicker over Bob trying to leave his internship. They power through and reveal the eulogies of Joker, God, and Mario.

Kyle Forsyth eulogized Joker with the assistance of Ashley Hall as Harley Quinn. Kyle is one of the producers of 313 Comedy and Motor City Comedy Festival. You can find his podcast “Recently Played with Kyle Forsyth,” on iTunes and Spotify.
Twitter: @IamKyleForsyth
Insta: @iamkyleforsyth

Alex Piccolo eulogized God. Alex is an incredibly talented Michigan-based improviser and co-hosts the popular podcast “Dead Waves Radio."
Insta: @picspix, @deadwavesradio
Tiktok: @piccarus

EJ Watson eulogized Mario. EJ is a marvelous performer and is a producer of The Independent Comedy club. EJ is also the creator and host of “Ride Along Podcast."
Twitter: @EJWatson111
Insta: @ejwatson111

Shelley Stoker (Sam Rager) and Bob Walton (Santiago Iglesias) share more content from bugged funerals. They play the eulogies of The Giving Tree, Goldilocks, and Mr. Bean.


Megan Cottington eulogized The Giving Tree. Megan is an incredible comic and is one of the producers of the Motor City Comedy Festival.
Twitter: @megtasticmeg, Insta: @megtasticmeg


Jeff Horste eulogized Goldilocks. Jeff has appeared on Comedy Central’s “Kevin Hart Presents: The Next Level,” as well as Hart of the City. He is the host of the webseries, “Roast this Post.”
Insta: @jeffhorste, Twitter: @jeffhorste


Sumukh Torgalkar eulogized Mr. Bean. Sumukh’s album “The Mispronunciation of Sumukh Torgalkar“ can be heard on SiriusXM. Sumukh also releases weekly digital content via YouTube.
Facebook: Sumukh Torgalkar–Home of the Onion Sandwich, YouTube: Sumukh Torgalkar

Shelley Stoker (Sam Rager) and Bob Walton (Santiago Iglesias) are back with three more eulogies, this time of Mr. Grinch, Hopes and Dreams, and Samwise Gamgee.

Louis D. Michael eulogized Mr. Grinch. Louis co-hosts the comedy law podcast “Free Consultation”
w/ Nick Leydorf found on all platforms.
YouTube: LoadedForBear,
Instagram: @LouTheSurgeon,
Google: Salsa Parlor for all things comedy.

Esther Nevarez eulogized Hopes and Dreams. Esther is part of the LA-based sketch group, Brawny
Comedy. You can find their sketches at https://bit.ly/3dPaSwc or searching Brawny Comedy on social media.
Insta: @esthertoi

Isaac Landfert eulogized Samwise Gamgee. Isaac’s new album “Live at the White Rabbit Cabaret" is out on all the digital platforms.
Insta: @isaaclandfert, @fakeauthorsindy, @lloydandharvey, @harebrainedcomedy

Shelley Stoker (Sam Rager) and Bob Walton (Santiago Iglesias) are two employees at Final Destinations Funeral Home and Crematorium. Their podcast features eulogies of famous fictional characters who had funerals at their facility.

Heather Kozlakowski eulogized Norman Bates. Heather is the founder of The Laugh Riot Dolls and former absurd Dating Advice Columnist. She is also the writer, producers, performer of the 2019 Hollywood Fringe Festival Encore Producer's Award Winner "I AM NOT A MAN."
Insta: @kozlakowski
Twitter: hkozlakowski

Mike Bobbit eulogized Boba Fett. Mike co-hosts the "TRUTHcast," "You Made Me Watch," and "Voyager" Podcasts. He has been a guest on "WTF with Marc Maron" and can be seen on national platforms ranging from Ed Sheeran music videos to energy commercials.
Insta: @truheroism
Twitter: @truheroism

Kristen Cunningham eulogized Scooby-Doo. A recent LA transplant, Kristen has performed nationally and is a frequent guest on "Kill Tony."
Insta: @kris10cc
Twitter: @itoccerstome