You know you missed us! We're back talking about everything from the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Jen Shah's arrest to Mary Crosby. Then we cross over to our girls at the Real Housewives of Potomac and talking about Part 1 of the Reunion. 

Patty and Sam finish up Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 2 Reunion and we start talking about the latest season of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. There are fights, cat bums, and alcohol. We take a deep dive and discuss everything about Mary Cosby, Jen Shah, and of course old lady butt cracks. 

We're sorry we haven't been around, but hey! We're back now! Take a listen. 

Patty and Sam discuss Episodes 8 through to Episode 11 of RHONY Season 2. We talk about the fight that ensued between Danielle, Theresa, and Jacqueline. Albie's law school issues and Caroline's mama bear attitude. 

Sam and Patty take a break from RHONJ and Danielle to talk about 2020, holiday movies, Judy Garland and many more. Join us for a special holiday episode so we can talk more about ourselves, because you know, we love that. 

Patty and Sam talk about the Real Housewives of New Jersey Ep 4-7. It's an extra long episode because we all need just a little bit more to get us through this pandemic. 

Sam and Patty finally talk about Season 2 of New Jersey. Obviously, boobies are involved 

We finally got to the Reunion, relatively sober. 

**We weren't going to release this episode for another week, but like ya'll we're feeling a distraction is much needed. Enjoy! We hope you like our takes on the Reunion and there will definitely be more to come. 

Sam and Patty wrap up Season 1 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, sober - or are we?

Sam and Patty conclude Season 1 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. We go through it, sober or are we?

We're watching the Real Housewives of New Jersey, Episode 3 Season 1. Sam is wasted and Patty's jersey accent comes out (she's not even from there).