My First Time

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  • Ethical Carnal Duties: Part 2
    Recovering From Bad Events.By regularguy 13. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

    "Stay there," Arlo instructed her.

    He turned the water off. He grabbed a towel and quickly dried his body. Then he patted her down.

    "Let's get you to bed," he said.

    He draped the towel over her shoulder as if that provided adequate cover. Then, he helped her stand. As they were leaving the bathroom, she said, "Wait."

    She pulled the towel off her and proceeded to hang it in its place.

    "Okay. Ready," she said.

    Arlo was beside her with a protective arm around her waist. They walked into the bedroom. At first, Arlo watched her feet and made sure the floor was clear of hazards. Then biology and curiosity took over and he stared at her nakedness. His erection returned.
    "Here we go," he said. "Sit on the bed."

    Meadow landed hard onto the bed. Her boobs bounced delightfully and her legs splayed open showing tender, pink flesh.

    "Easy now," Arlo said. He steadied her and kept her upright.

    Meadow sat there. All the booze she had drank caused a shift in her personality. She was feeling depressed and indulged in self-pity. She sobbed.

    "Why do men cheat on me?" she asked her nephew.

    Arlo didn't know what to say so he said nothing. She continued.

    "Ted was supposed to take me out tonight. Instead, he's having a cocaine party with two women he just met. He'd rather get high and screw strangers than be with me. We've been dating six months. Sleeping together for five. I gave him my ass and still he dumped me."

    Tears ran down her cheeks. She looked up at Arlo with eyes full of sorrow.

    He attempted to console her. "You're beautiful," he assured her.

    Meadow looked at his manly dick and looked back into his brown eyes. Both reminded her of Ted. The alcohol flowing through her body changed her mood. The "self-pitying drunk" became an "angry drunk".

    To her, Arlo represented Ted and all the other men who had cheated on her.

    She grabbed his dick and pulled him to her. Arlo had no choice, but to get on the bed with her. They ended up side by side on the mattress.

    "Hey! What are you doing? "Arlo shrieked.

    Meadow laughed harshly and said, "I've had it being used and discarded by men. I'm in charge now."

    She pulled on his cock to show that she was the boss. Then, she pulled his head to her and kissed him hard.

    She was the aggressor. She rolled him on his back, climbed on top of him and kissed him more. Arlo was confused and hesitant.

    "Wait. Aunt Meadow," he protested. He was worried her mood with shift again and he'd be in trouble.

    "Puckered up," she responded.

    She kissed him repeatedly. His fear evaporated and Arlo began to enjoy it. He found her lips warm and soft. He didn't care that his first real kiss was with a relative.

    Wendy and Sue stepped out of the upstairs bathroom and Steven and Warren swooped down on them. They ushered them down the hall to Steve's room. Warren closed the door behind them.

    "What's this all about?" Sue asked giggling.

    Warren embraced Wendy and kissed her passionately. Then he said, "We can only watch our beautiful girlfriends moving sexily and seductively on the dance floor for so long before we need to wrap them in our arms and ravish them."

    "Oh," Wendy moaned. She kissed her boyfriend. Romantic words like that were one of the reasons she loved him.

    Sue and Steven kissed. The couples necked and made their way to the queen-sized bed in the room. They each took half. Caresses followed. Clothing was removed and flung to the floor.

    The inebriated girls lay on the back and let themselves be lost in the moment. They didn't care they were naked or having sex while their friends were present.

    The young women lay with their heads resting on pillows. Their eyes were closed as the boys fingered them and suck on their tits. They felt their bodies warm and their slits get slippery. Their breathing was audible. Small moans of pleasure were also heard.

    The guys looked at each other and shared a secret smile as they snuck a look at the other's girl. Steve stared at Wendy's big tits. Warren noted Sue's fine, small pair.

    Warren said, "Okay girls, time for you to suck our cocks."

    Steven smiled. He liked the idea. The girls were agreeable. The guys sat up on the bed with their backs against the headboard. They smiled like they were the masters of the universe. The women knelt in between their date's leg.

    "Oh, My God!" Sue screamed when she saw Warren's cock. "Is that for real?"

    Warren laughed happily. He was pleased and proud that she had noticed. He grinned and said, "Yes."

    Steve looked. He too was impressed. Wendy gave everyone a silly, drunken grin and she stroked her man.

    Sue was still mesmerized. She asked in all honesty, "Wendy, you can handle that?"

    Wendy blushed. Warren said, "She loves every inch of it. She can't get enough. Show her, Babe."

    Wendy bent down and took it into her mouth. The head went in easily. She labored working on the rest. Sue and Steve watched intently.

    Warren smiled. He loved being the center of attention.

    Eventually, Sue realized she was staring and worried that Steve would get mad or feel inferior. She placed a hand on Steve's face, looked him in the eye and said, "I love you." She emphasized the last word.

    He smiled gratefully and they kissed. Then, Sue did her darndest to show her man she appreciated his cock. She sucked, licked, kissed and stroked his average size member.

    Warren got pissed when the short haired, small breasted blond ignored him and concentrated on her boyfriend. He took charge again.

    "I smell pussy. I want to eat pussy."

    They collegians re-arranged themselves for the next activity. The girls were shamed by his comment that he could smell their weeping cunts. The guys ignored their distress and dove in. They licked, fingered and slurped the nectar of their dates. The girls soon forgot about their embarrassment and loved the attention being lavished on them.

    "Oh. Oh! Oh," Wendy cried out as she came. The combination of two fingers in her pussy and an active tongue on her button drove her over the edge.

    Warren paused imagining he was hearing applause. Then, before Wendy could recover from her orgasm, he slid up her body and penetrated her.

    "Oh!" she cried loudly. "Too much!"

    Everyone looked her way. They saw her eyes roll back in her head. Her body trembled and she thrashed about. A look of shock washed over her face. Steve and Sue worried for her wellbeing.

    Warren smiled as he watched his effect on her.

    "Ah," Wendy sighed loudly. A bit later, her color returned. She breathed easier and cooed, "Oh. Oh. Oh, Warren!"

    The concerned the other couple had vanished. Steve kissed Sue. He mounted and penetrated her slowly and gently.

    "Oh!" Sue sighed loudly. She wrapped her legs around her man. It was wonderful to feel him inside her. The feeling was mutual.

    "Em," Steve moaned.

    They made sweet loved.

    ^^^

    After an extended period of kissing, Meadow got on her hands and knees. She straddling Arlo and presented a breast to his mouth.

    "Kiss my boob."

    Arlo didn't hesitate this time. He kissed all parts of her boob. It looked huge hanging down from her chest. Soon he was licking and softly sucking on her big, hard nipple.

    "Mum. Yeah, like that," she moaned. She enjoyed his attention.

    Minutes later, she moved and swung the other tit over to his mouth. He gave it the same loving treatment.

    She sat up and addressed him while towering over him. "I've sucked a lot of dicks. Not always because I wanted to, but to please some man. I'm not sucking yours. You are performing oral sex on me."

    She slid her knees forward until her pussy was over his mouth. She sat on his face. "Eat me," she ordered.

    A hot fur pie dropped on Arlo. He struggled to free his nose so he could breathe and then, he struggled to please her. He'd never done this before. He thought, "Oh God! What am I supposed to do? She liked, well I think she liked how I treated her breasts. I'll do the same thing".

    He kissed her snatch and gently licked and sucked on her slit. He explored her with his tongue. Accidentally, he encountered her clit. She reacted in a positive way.

    "Oh! Yes. There. There," she cooed.

    Arlo brought his hands up and held her ass as he concentrated on the bump, this little nub that she seemed to like having touched. The whole experience reminded him of eating a peach. Both were fuzzy, juicy and delicious. He thought, "God! I'd never have guessed that eating pussy would be so fucking wonderful.".

    Arlo was giving her his full attention. He noticed as time passed, she became more vocal and she moved her hips rhythmically. She cried out loudly, "Oh. Fucking yes!"

    She ground her pussy hard into his face. She slammed into him and held it there. Her thighs clamped down on his head. Arlo had no idea what was happening. His range of movement was limited, but he continued to flick his tongue and stimulate her the best he could.

    Meadow gasped loudly and drew in a large amount of air. She punched the top of his head and shouted, "Enough. Stop!" Then she rolled off and curled up into a ball. She rocked slowly, breathed deeply and concentrated on the wonderful orgasmic feelings that flowed through her body.

    Steve was slamming his dick into Sue and she loved it and cooed, "Oh. Oh, baby. Yes."

    This pissed Warren off. He pulled out of Wendy and manhandled her rolling her over. "Come on. Up on your knees. Time for doggie."

    Bam! He slapped her ample ass and the sound echoed in the room.

    "Ouch!" his date cried out.

    His action had the desired effect. Sue and Steven looked over at him. His big heavy dick pointed menacing at them as he swiveled in their direction making sure they saw his large cock. Then he grabbed it and placed it against Wendy's butthole.

    She freaked. "No! Don't even think about it!"

    Wendy moved frantically getting her anus away from his dick. Warren laughed and moved his dick to her pussy. One hand held his dick at her opening, the other grabbed her hip. He held her still as he thrust inside her.

    She raised her head and howled as he flew in her. "Oh, my God! Your dick spreads me."

    Warren smiled. He was glad to be the center of attention again. Wendy preferred other, more intimate positions. She liked to see and kiss her lovers, but there was something special, naughty about doing it doggie style.

    This position was a favorite of Warren's. He loved to pound away and see his dick penetrating a girl's pussy. He liked the deep penetration, the feeling of dominating his partner and the erotic view of her ass. They were all big turn-ons for him.

    "Uhm. Uhm. Uhm," he moaned as he screwed his girlfriend.

    Wendy also appreciated the deep penetration. She groaned, "Oh. Oh. So deep!"

    She arched her back to change the angle of his dick. She moved to increase her pleasure.

    "Back that ass up!" Warren called out as he saw and felt her bounce, swing and roll her hips.

    She moved to get him to hit all the right spots for her. A bonus for Wendy was with every thrust, his swinging testicles stimulated her clit as they swung forward hitting her love button.

    "Oh. Fuck me!" Wendy cried.

    Steven and Sue found themselves moving in rhythm with their mates. The foursome fed off each other -- the sights, the sounds, the smells. There was a crescendo of guttural cries as everyone climaxed urged on by the others.

    Warren took pride on being the last. He pulled out and shot his load on Wendy's ass and back. The big dog marked his territory and smirked.

    Arlo lay on his side and watched and waited. After a couple of minutes, Meadow turned towards him. She punched his shoulder and said angrily, "You bastard. What's wrong with you? When a woman comes, leave her be and let her enjoy her orgasm. The clit gets too tender for you to keep going on and on."

    Arlo stared at her blankly. He didn't know what she was talking about. He started babbling, "I'm sorry if I did it wrong. I've never done that before. I don't what's enough and what's too much. Sorry."

    Meadow acted like she didn't hear his apology. She was still drunk and even though she had had an orgasm, she was still mad at men. She saw his erection and grabbed it.

    "Get on you back," she shouted angrily.

    Her rage startled him. He rolled over on his back. She straddled him and slotted his penis at her opening. She decided that she was going to do whatever she wanted. She was going to have fun tonight. She eased down on his hardness.

    "Oh, yeah," she cried as he went in her.

    Arlo cried out too, "Oh!" His exclamation was a cry of surprise.

    She sank slowly on his rod. She savored the initial penetration and the spreading of her flesh. She said, "This is payback for all those jerks who fucked me, got off and left me unsatisfied. Why can't tonight be my night? Why can't I come twice?"

    Arlo was shell shocked. This whole evening had been strange, a true night of firsts for him. Before this evening, he'd been an inexperienced virgin who hadn't kissed a girl and now he'd seen one naked, been jerked off, kissed a grown woman, sucked her tits, ate her pussy and, the piece de resistance, he was having sex, intercourse, with a woman.

    "Oh," he moaned as he experienced the joy, the ecstasy, of being inside a woman.

    She began riding him. She started slowly giving herself time to adjust to a hard, thick object in her vagina. She fucked with no consideration of her partner. She did what she wanted, at the speed and rhythm she desired. The echo of her last orgasm was present. She drew on those feeling and moved quickly toward another.

    Arlo lay there as this beautiful woman gave him the most precious experience of his life. His dick loved everything she did. Lucky, he'd come in the shower fifteen minutes ago, otherwise he would have exploded the second time she bounced on his dick.

    He watched her face take on a determined expression. He saw her boobs bouncing around like crazy. He saw her triangle of hair rise and fall as her vagina rose and fell on his cock. She clenched her teeth, spittle flew from her mouth as she sucked in and expelled air. Then she cried out.

    "Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh!"

    She slammed herself home faster and faster, harder and harder. Her pussy clenched his dick.

    He came. "Oh God!" he yelled.

    She came. "Fuck!"

    His ears were ringing. His heart pounded. He'd never felt joy like this before.

    Meadow lost contact with reality. She was already drunk. This orgasmic high took her to a new world. One of bliss, pure unadulterated bliss. She tumbled off him and luxuriated in the most wonderful feeling a woman can experience.

    The lovers concentrated on the beautiful feelings. Sleep soon claimed them.

    Meadow woke first the next morning. She was lying on her side. Her head faced the edge of the bed. She could see out the window. It was a dreary, rainy morn.

    She was hungover. Her mouth was desert dry. Her head was pounding like there was a little monkey inside her skull banging a drum. She was achy and nauseous.

    As full consciousness came to her, she felt a familiar sensation. Her vagina felt open and sore in a good way. That was how she felt the day after having sex.

    "What happened last night?" she wondered. She remembered the fight with her boyfriend Ted. She knew they hadn't had sex. She remembered being upset, coming home, and drinking heavily. What happened after she drank was sketchy.

    She lifted the sheet and said to herself, "I'm naked?"

    That wasn't how she usually slept. She decided to check herself. She snaked a hand down to her pussy. She noticed her lips were swollen and sore and there were crusty remains on her sex and thighs. "Okay. I had sex last night?" she asked herself. "With who?".

    She heard a male snort behind. Meadow sat up and turned around. She recognized the boy in her bed even though she only saw the back of him.

    "Arlo?" she shouted panicking. "What are you doing in my bed?"

    "Huh?" Arlo groaned as he woke.

    When he turned toward her, Meadow saw his injuries. He had a black-eye and a rug burn on his face. His body had scratches and bruises.

    She recalled scouring his face with her pussy and fighting over a liquor bottle. She immediately felt bad. She said, "Oh, Arlo! I'm so sorry."

    She was distraught and had a flashback recalling more of what happened the night before. She recalled her drinking and the way she had used Arlo sexually. Her embarrassment and distress were increased by the injuries she saw on his body. She knew she had caused them all.

    She began to cry and apologized again. "Arlo, I remember what happened last night. I can see I hurt you and I know I took advantage you. I'm so sorry."

    He stared at her blankly. He remembered last night as his night of firsts. It was a great night in his mind. He dismissed the injuries as accidental and insignificant.

    Before he could respond, she said, "I was drunk and abusive. I apologize. God! I don't know how I can make it up to you."

    Suddenly the stories girlfriends had told her about being raped by men filled her mind. A common theme of the survivors was how difficult it was to put the horrific experience behind them and to trust men again.

    Meadow began sobbing. She felt so guilty. She worried that she had done serious damage to Arlo, much deeper and more damaging than the scratches and a black eye.

    She cried and said, "Arlo, I'm a lawyer, a district attorney. Every day I strive to do the right thing. My integrity and reputation are important to me. I fight for the victims of crimes. If I can't make things right, I try to make the situation better and give people some justice. My actions last night go against everything I believed."

    Arlo was quiet and still. He didn't relate well to people under normal circumstances. He had no clue what to do with this blubbering woman confessing her sins to him. He made an awkward situation more awkward by saying and doing nothing.

    Meadow finally stopped crying. She grabbed a tissue and blew her nose. Then she took a deep breath to settled herself.

    "Arlo, what I did was bad. Wrong."

    "I forgive you."

    He was thinking about the two orgasms she had given him. He'd trade a black eye for a fuck any day of the week.

    "No. You're just being polite. What I did was unforgivable! We can't pretend otherwise. We can't paper over this. What I did was serious."

    Arlo lay on his side. He did and said nothing. She interpreted that to mean he was shell-shocked. She was determined to repair the damaged she had done.

    She grabbed his hand and sat facing him. Her big breasts wobbled in front of his eyes. She said, "How can I make it up to you?

    He stared silently at her chest. Her big tits sagged. That added to their appealing soft, luscious look. Her nipples were outrageous. They were big, hard and demanding to be suck, or so it seemed to Arlo. He dearly wanted to put his lips on her breasts.

    He recalled what his grandfather had said the other day, "If the tip of your dick is resting on the labia of a beautiful and willing female, would you lie to her so both of you could enjoy out of this world sex?".

    In his mind, he said, "Oh my God! I'm there. I'm in that situation. One word and we could be having sex. This could be a win-win. I'll get to have sex and it will ease Aunt Meadow's guilty conscious".

    He was certain that if he said the right words, he soon would be tapping his swollen penis against her vulva and that she would smile and moan as he slid his hard cock inside her wet vagina.

    A lie could do good.

    He justified it further saying to himself, "Look at her. She feels horrib
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  • Cast-aways At College: part 2
    Survivors savor the joy of living, and their bravery turns to romantic discovery.By SilverFoxMullet - Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.



    Luckily for me, my room was on the ground floor, as my building has no elevators. I had my key on a lanyard around my neck, and I unlocked the door. I let her precede me inside, and I shut the door once I got in. She looked around the room, which I usually keep fairly neat, but lately it's been immaculate. I am not as active with crutches, so I've stayed in a fair bit the last couple of weeks. And I clean when I get bored.

    "Your room is so neat. I expected, um, sorry, a pigsty. You know, 'guy'?"

    "It's not usually this nice, but I've been staying in a lot recently." Tapping my cast for emphasis.

    She looked at my leg, then asked "Can I sign your cast?"

    "Only if I can sign yours." I negotiated.

    "Deal. Got a pen?" She inquired.

    "Desk, top drawer." I responded, and suddenly thought. Oh No. "Uh, I'll get one for you."

    She was too quick, you know, having moveable feet and all, and she pulled the drawer open. First thing she sees is the unopened box of condoms my dorm buddies gave me for Christmas.



    Her eyebrows rose, and she put a finger on the still-sealed box. Then she turned bright red, and picked up a sharpie.

    "Your cast is covered up, I can't get at it." she said in a slightly quavering voice. She looked nervous and fidgety. I knew I was nervous as all hell. That box of condoms was meant as a joke, as I was notorious for not getting anywhere with the ladies. I'd kissed a couple of girls, but that was as far as I'd ever gotten. I just wasn't able to pursue them the way other guys did. I always backed off. Just couldn't put myself forward like that.

    I looked down at my leg, covered by the sweatpants. It took every ounce of bravery I could muster to open my mouth and say the words. "I'll have to uncover it I guess."

    She knelt in front of me. I could see how nervous she was. Hell, I could feel how nervous I was. "Suzanne? I, uh, I never-"

    "Me too." She affirmed.

    I looked in her eyes and asked; "Are you sure?"

    "Yes." she said, and she reached for my waistband.

    "Wait." I interrupted.

    She stopped, and had a fearful expression on her face, like I'd just said something that hurt her. Damn, that hurts me, to see her look of feeling rejected.

    "Let me get on the bed first, this chair is so uncomfortable."

    "Oh, Okay. Can I help you?"

    "Yeah, just hold the chair still?"

    She got behind it, and I heard her say "Hey there's brakes." Once the brakes were set, it was easy to get out of the chair and sat the bed. She unset the brakes and slipped the chair into the corner, then knelt down before me again. This time I leaned back on my elbows & she reached out to pull down my sweats with a little more confidence. She got them to my knees, and stopped to pull off the shoe on my good leg.

    The sweats slipped off my legs, leaving me semi-reclined in my polo shirt and briefs. The briefs were definitely bulging now. She stared at my crotch for long enough that I became self-conscious, and I blushed almost as red as she was.

    Grinning big, she picked up the sharpie, then wrote a note on my cast.

    "To Robert, I saved myself for the one who saved my life, Suzanne"

    It was difficult to read from my angle, so she read it out loud to me. My heart started to race, and I felt a little dizzy. "Really?" I said.

    She blushed harder, as if that were even possible, and looked at the floor.

    "I think I've been saving myself for someone like you, too." I said.

    She looked up at me, with what I thought was panic at first, but the smile that grew from that look was anything but panicked. I held out my hand for the pen. She sat to my left and held out her arm. It was covered by her blouse, so I said "Uh, It's covered".

    "Then you'll have to uncover it I guess," she beamed.

    She shifted up over me and I reached up with trembling fingers to work the front buttons on her silky long sleeved top. It felt like I had never operated a button in my life, I was so uncoordinated. But I finally got the job done, and her blouse fell open. I slid it off her far shoulder, and she pulled her left arm free. I stared in wonder at her tits. She didn't have a bra on, probably because she needed both hands to get it on and off. Oh My Fucking God.

    I absently drew her blouse off her right shoulder, and slid the puffy long sleeve down & off her right arm and it's cast. Only then did I take in the veritable wonder of an actual pair of real live breasts in front of my eyes. "Wow" I said with bright eyes. Her tits were a smaller B cup, with areolas a shade darker than her skin tone, and stiff little nipples poking out.

    "They're not too small?" she timidly asked.

    "God no, wow! You're beautiful!" I said with a giddiness I couldn’t suppress.

    She blushed and looked away shyly for a second. I remembered the pen in my hand, so I had her lay on her back so I could write on her cast.

    "To Suzanne, saving each other, saved for each other, Robert"

    As I was capping the pen her left hand pulled me down against her, and her lips rushed to meet mine. I had thought she had nice lips when I kissed her earlier, but that was mostly one-sided. This was phenomenal. I dropped the pen somewhere, and wrapped my arms around her. We kissed like this for minutes, or maybe it was days, I dunno, I didn't care. She lay half across my lap, and I bent over her, our lips and tongues entwined for such a glorious time.

    It was never like this. I was always so nervous trying to kiss a girl before, but this was passion and perfection. We finally had to come up for air, and she smiled sweetly at me as she lay back on my bed. I guess that's when she felt my erection pressing into her hip. Her eyes went wide, then she grinned up at me.

    "Am I as fetching as you thought?"

    "Yeah, fetching is not the half of it. Arousing, beautiful, and literally stunning. I have no more words."

    "Shall I get the, um, the box, from your desk?" she offered.

    "Not yet." I replied, hobbling up off the bed, then guiding her to her feet. I undid the zipper on her slacks, and slipped them down to pile up around her ankles. She kicked her shoes off and stepped out of her slacks. "Damn" I said. She was so pale and delicate. Not a small girl, probably the same height as me, but she was certainly slimmer than I was, overall.

    Her hands seemed to want to cover her boobs, but she fought that urge, standing before me as a lover, not a recently met stranger. I was drawn to her, & I could feel the pull, like gravity between us. She tentatively reached toward me, and I realized she wanted me as naked as she was, so we peeled off my polo shirt.

    She gasped, looked me up and down, her gaze settling on the sharply defined summit in my underwear. She reached out again, and clumsily pulled down the front of my briefs with her left hand. I hooked my thumb into the waistband behind me and it made her mission move along quickly. But as she leaned down to complete the descent, she nearly got poked in the eye.

    "Oh dear" she said as my stiff cock sprang free of its confinement and pointed upward toward her. "That's so... different. Bigger." Her eyes were wide now as she took in what was apparently her first sight of a full erection.

    I reached for her, and she started to back away, so I laid back down and waited. She fidgeted some more, some kind of internal debate, and then she knelt and leaned right up to me, nodding. "Okay" she said.

    I reached down again, and ever so slowly peeled her panties off. Fuck. A neat little triangle of sparse, dark hair was there, just above a puffy slit. I'd seen lots of porn, but this was not like any of that. All those porn stars shaved and trimmed and waxed away everything. This was whatever she had, all of it, come as you are.

    Her panties dropped to her knees, and I said "Wow. You're beautiful."

    "You think so?" she asked.

    "Oh yes, I know so." I said with conviction.

    She smiled, then shifted nervously and flipped her panties to the floor. Then she paused again, a fleeting glance back to the desk.

    "Lay down here with me for a while." I said.

    Relaxing the tiniest bit, she laid alongside and half on me, and we embraced, as best we could with two limbs encased in plaster. We kissed again, and it was similar to before, but the extra skin contact made the sensation so much better. I put my hands to use, stroking her back, her neck, her breasts, and her thighs as she shivered from my touch. Then she shifted onto her side and her left hand was around the back of my neck, drawing our kiss closer, pressing her pert tits into my chest, crushing me to her. As before, we kissed forever, it seemed. Once she let up on her clutching me, I gently rolled her onto her back, on the bed.

    I wanted to see that pussy. To touch it, smell it, taste it! I'd read about eating a girl out, I'd watched innumerable videos, and now I had the opportunity to try it. Some guys said it was gross, and wouldn't do it. Some said it was the best way to get a girl worked up, so don't mind the smell and taste, just do it. Me, I just wanted to find out what it was like, I didn't care if it was good or bad, I was gonna do this.

    Gently, I scooted myself up, then farther down the bed. I pushed her legs apart, and she watched in wonder as I leaned down to look at her. Wow, this was amazing. "You're beautiful" I said to her pussy. I leaned right in and kissed her patch. There was a sharp sour tang to her, but it wasn't bad, just new, different. I swept my tongue along her slit, picking up even more of her strong flavour. Inside, it was different, still not good or bad, I guessed that this was just what a pussy tasted like.

    Again and again I lapped at her, and she got wetter and wetter. Her knees bent as she opened herself up, inviting me farther inside. This wetness might have been me drooling on her, or her arousal, I didn't know. She was making joyous little noises up there, in time to my activities with my tongue. That felt good, really good, to me! I caressed her thighs, then ran my fingers through her delicate fur, and her hips moved in a way I had never imagined I would ever see. I could FEEL her arousal in that motion, she was so happy with what I was doing, and that made me happy!

    I knew her clitoris was supposed to be up here somewhere, so I began licking at the apex of her slit. Her soft cries and shudders let me now when I found it. Yes, there she was, and when I used my tongue the way I saw in those videos, she reacted with an astonishing cry and multiple thrusts of her hips. She practically bounced on the bed and yelped in her efforts to seemingly avoid my tongue and ram herself onto it at one and the same time.

    Her hand came down to twine her fingers in my hair, not too push me away, or even to draw me in, but just to make contact, to be part of what was happening to her. I continued to lick her clit gently, and her hips began a hypnotic rolling motion, over and over, slowly cycling up and down.

    I put a finger down where I thought her opening was, and moved it around, between her slick labia. I found what I sought, and as my finger slipped inside of her, the tone of her soft noises changed, from one of languid pleasure to one of lust and need. I continued this double activity, which came so much easier to me than the old patting-head and rubbing-tummy trick. I always botched that, but not this!

    I had thought that I'd made her cum a while earlier, when she'd made that louder noise, but I was wrong, or perhaps this was a new order of magnitude for her. This time her entire body tensed up, and she shook and made small gasping sounds for a half a minute. Now her hand was pushing me away, her breath rasping in her throat, as she'd had enough of this.

    "Oh, Robert" she whispered hoarsely.

    I sat up and let my casted leg hang over the side of the bed. Then I looked down upon her, spread out before me, spread eagle, gasping for air in her glory.

    "Did I do OK?" I asked.

    She laughed weakly, then said; "I didn't know it could be like that."

    "Me neither." I admitted.

    "Do, do we need those uh, things now?"

    "Condoms. Yes, we'll need those, I hope?" I eager looked at her.

    "I'd get them, but I can't seem to move right now,” she revealed. “Can I catch my breath for a bit?" She was still breathing heavily.

    "That's Okay, we’re in no hurry,” I assured her.

    I felt like I would never tire of watching her when she was naked and aroused. Beautiful, amazing. After a while she struggled to sit up, difficult with one arm and tangled up with another person in bed. She stepped over to the desk and got out that box, then brought it to me. She sat down on the side of the bed and watched closely as I opened it and pulled out a strip of condoms. A folded instruction sheet fell out in my lap, and she picked it up. I tore one of the condom packages off the strip as she unfolded the paper & flipped it over to read the English side. I peered over her shoulder at the little diagram, and tore open the packet. Suzanne dropped the paper and looked closely at what I was doing as I squeezed the tip and rolled it on.

    "That's it?" she asked.

    "Yup, I think so,” I surmised.

    She lifted her cast-encased arm and said "How do we do this?"

    "You on top, I think."

    "On top?" she asked, "I don't understand."

    "Can I show you a video?" I offered.

    "Oh, Okay. You mean like, a porn video?"

    "Uh huh, so you can see what position might work."

    "O, kay?"

    She got up, unplugged my laptop, and brought it over, placing it on our laps. I surfed to a site I knew had good videos. I typed ‘cowgirl’ in the search box and scrolled through the resulting thumbnails. I soon found a promising one, and clicked on it. I had to fast forward through a lot of it, and she said "Go back to that last part."

    I backed up a bit and she watched in rapt fascination as a girl on the screen took a guy's cock deep into her mouth. "Can I try that?" she asked.

    "Sure! if you want."

    The girl on the screen pulled away and continued to stroke the guy, his cum splattering her face, then she took him back in to finish.

    "Ewww. Maybe not."

    "Like I said, only if you want."

    "Well, you did that for me, so maybe I should do that for you, too."

    "Let's find the bit we're looking for first."

    I skipped forward a bit more, then found the cowgirl segment. "See, she's on top, our casts won't be in the way too much like that. Plus, it gives you the ability to take things along as you’re comfortable.”

    We watched for a minute. "Okay, I can do that." she said.

    Closing the laptop, she put it on the floor and slid it under the bed. She got off the bed, and let me shift around, and clambered back on. Straddling my thighs, she bit her lip and said, "It's supposed to hurt the first time, isn't it?"

    "I think so. You'll have to be gentle." That’s why I wanted us to try it this way.

    She nodded, then reached down and grasped my cock. She took a few minutes to fondle and stroke my cock, with a look of curiosity, desire, and giddiness. She knelt straight up, and shifted her body forward to align her new play tool with her cunt, moving her hips and my cock, to find the right spot. Once engaged, she withdrew her hand and sank halfway down onto me.

    She froze, with a curious look on her face.

    "Huhhhh" she groaned.

    "Oh god, Suzanne" I said, basking in the hot wet tightness of her pussy. It was incredible. I was gonna cum, and soon, this was so astonishingly good!

    She was descended in front of me, pert breasts caped with tight hard nipples, hair hanging in disarray about her face, and her pussy - holy fuck - I could see my cock impaling her. Labia distended and wrapped around my shaft, and the sensations from inside her were amazing! As she raised back up, my cock looked like it had a pussy doughnut encircling it.

    It was like some weird sheathed hand, wrapped around my cock, with rippling touches here and there. Her thousand-yard stare suddenly focused back on me, and she said "Wow" and slid down my shaft until she bottomed out. "That didn't hurt at all" she whispered in awe. "That feels so good! You feel so big inside me."

    Recalling the video we'd previewed, she started humping and grinding and bouncing on my shaft. I was trying not to cum yet, I wanted to please her first, and luckily, what she was doing wasn't over stimulating me. Except visually, I was getting so turned on by the sight of a naked girl getting turned on by my own cock! And guys are visual creatures, so it was difficult to hold back.

    But she did cum again, and hard, and I could feel it from the inside. Her orgasm was a rippling and clenching of muscles, both inside her pussy, and over her whole body. Her arms, her legs, her abs, everything tensed and shook. Maybe there’s nothing so visually erotic as watching a sexy woman having a massive trance orgasm.

    And that was all I could stand before I exploded.

    I thought the condom was gonna explode, I pumped so much cum into it. The sight of her there, on me, cumming, fuck that was intense.

    When it had passed, she opened her eyes in wonder and looked down at me. "Oh god Robert, this is amazing! You're amazing." All I could do was smile up at her. Then she said "Did you finish yet?"

    "Oh Yeah." I assured her.

    She smiled with a deep sense of accomplishment, then asked me; "Can I try that mouth thing?" Her innocence is so sexy.

    "A blowjob?" I asked.

    "That's a blowjob?” she seemed inquisitive. “I heard other people talk about it, but was always afraid to ask what it was. I really want to try that."

    She rose up off of me and tried to get the condom off. Left handed wasn't working well, so I removed it, and asked her to reach over to the desk for some tissues to clean up. "Thanks" she said, then she went around to the foot of the bed and crawled up to get at my cock.

    She sat cross-legged and leaned down to get closer to her new favorite sex toy.

    She held my semi-flaccid cock and gave the tip a tentative lick first, then smiled at me and licked harder. She spent a minute or so licking me like a popsicle. “Wow, you taste sorta salty and manly” she observed. Then she took my head into her mouth and I gasped and whimpered "Please, No teeth".

    "Sorry." she said. Then I was engulfed again, and she hummed on me, which was so very stimulating. Pulling off she commented "You taste good! Probably better than me." Then she was back at it, and now her tongue swirled around the head of my cock. This was too much, too stimulating. The view I had, plus the feel of her tongue on me, was enough to set me right off. My first blowjob lasted 30 seconds before I blew.

    I groaned, and said "Now", and she sealed her lips around me, lapping her tongue repeatedly over the sensitive underside of my head. I think I whimpered, and I may have said something, I have no idea. My orgasm was a completely different thing from what I got from masturbating. This was so powerful it was excruciating. I could feel her tongue lapping at me as I shot load after load into her mouth. I don't think I ever came so much before in my life. Her eyes were wide in surprise as she kept working on me, swallowing what I gave, and teasing out more.

    I finally ran dry and started to wilt, and she pulled away. "Wow" she said, "that was cool. You taste good, too. I like blowjobs, they're fun!"

    I laid back, floating in post orgasmic bliss.

    She crawled up alongside & cuddled with me. It took a few tries to get comfortable with our casts in the way. There we were, to newly deflowered teens, both buck-nekked except for the white casts covering two limbs. We were in sweaty bliss from some great first-time, multiple-orgasm sex. The afterglow was heavenly.

    Then we got chilled and we had to untangle ourselves to get under the blankets. The adrenaline was gone, our lust was sated, and sleep took us both.

    That was one April Fools joke that both failed and succeeded in a most spectacular manner.

    Tomorrow will reveal what troubles await those who endangered two virgins’ lives, but It couldn’t have turned out any better for Suzanne & Robert.

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  • Christmas Bride
    Christmas Bride
    Virgins, Lillian and Bill;  get married during the Christmas of 1954.

    Based on a post by JupiterMars.

    Listen to the Podcast at My First Time.

    December 1954, Near New Haven Connecticut

    Christmas Moonlight by the Glenn Miller Band played on the

    RCA Victor radio as Lillian O'Brady looked at herself in the full-length
    mirror. She was happy with the way she looked in her wedding dress. The sleeveless,
    tea-length gown gave her a flirtatious and fun look but not so much that she
    gave away traditional modesty. The slender bodice and fuller skirt emphasized
    the curves of her chest and hips.

    She had made the dress herself from a McCall's pattern and

    was very proud of how it came out. Not only did it compliment her body but also
    her frugal lifestyle. As she pivoted around to check all the angles there was a
    knock at the door.

    "It's time for your hair. Can we come in?" a

    familiar voice asked.

    "Sure," Lillian responded.

    Moments later her older sister Susie and her mother Faye

    walked into the room.

    "Oh you look simply beautiful," Faye said as Susie

    picked up a brush and got to work on Lillian's hair.

    Faye took both of Lillian's hands and held them out.

    "To be honest, I wasn't sure about you making your own wedding dress, but
    it came out superb. I guess my idea of a wedding gown is all frills and bows,
    but you look divine in a simple dress."

    Lillian smiled, "Thank you. Do you think Bill will like

    it?"

    "Oh of course he will," Faye responded.

    "Yeah, every guy in the church is going to be jealous

    that he bagged such a doll," her sister added as she worked out some small
    imperfections in her hair.

    "Thanks," Lillian said again this time with a bit

    of a nervous smile.

    "Oh honey, are you worried?" her mother asked.

    Lillian gave a little nod.

    "Don't be. Bill's a wonderful guy. He's handsome,

    responsible, has a good job and loves you very much."

    "I know, I know, it's not that? "

    "Well is it the reception? Don't worry about that,

    you've planned it perfectly. And a Christmas wedding is always special. Not
    only does it add to this holiday but you will remember it fondly for every
    Christmas to come."

    "No, it's not that."

    "It's the sex isn't it?" Her sister blurted out smirking.

    Lillian bit her lower lip and looked down in silent

    acknowledgment of Susie's guess.

    "Oh dear, Lilian, why are you worrying about that on

    this wonderful day?" asked her mother.

    "I don't know, I've nothing to relate it to and don't

    know what to expect."

    "Well, it's the most natural thing a man and a woman

    can do so you shouldn't worry about it."

    "Unless it hurts," her sister jumped in.

    Lillian's look turned concerned, "What do you

    mean?"

    "Well, when me and Bob first did it; it felt like I was

    getting stabbed with a piece of wood down there. We spent the whole night
    trying to get it in. It took weeks before I could get comfortable with
    it."

    "Stop it Susie. Don't scare your little sister on her

    wedding day," Faye interjected. "Lillian, not every woman is like
    that. That wasn't my experience or your aunt's. To be honest, when your father
    gets me going I get so wet down there a Studebaker could slide through."

    "Who's doing the scaring now Mom?" said Susie.

    "We don't need to hear about you and dad."

    That comment broke the tension and made Lillian giggle. She

    then asked, "But what if he doesn't like my body? Or if I'm bad at it? Or
    something embarrassing happens?"

    "Darling, never fear your own body. And you're the

    woman, when it comes to sex there's not much you can do that's bad or
    embarrassing."

    "Um again not true," her sister commented as she

    put the finishing touches on Lillian's hair. "One time I went to straddle
    Bob and I accidentally kneed him right in the testicles. He was in pain for
    days."

    "Susie please stop it. You're not helping."

    "Okay Mom, you're right," Susie said.

    "Lillian, the only thing you should worry about is if he finishes before
    you even get going."

    "That's it," her mother said loudly. "I'm

    ending this conversation."

    In a calming voice, Faye looked Lillian in the eyes and

    said, "Honey losing your virginity is a big deal. Having sex is a big
    deal. It's normal to be nervous, but that's part of the experience. When you
    have sex you're naked and exposed and feel vulnerable but at the same time you
    know you're safe and comfortable with the one you love. All those feelings
    blend inside of you to create a sense of anticipation like nothing else you've
    ever felt. And when done right nothing else makes you feel so complete, so
    loved, and so happy."

    Lillian smiled at her mother, "Thanks Mom."

    "You're welcome,'' her mother assured before looking at

    her watch. "Oh my, we've got to be going. You look perfect. Get your shoes
    on while I have Aunt Margaret bring the car around."

    As Lillian slipped her feet into her white shoes Susie said,

    "Don't worry about it little sister. You two are going to be alone in that
    Vermont cabin for a week. I'm sure you'll figure it out."

    "You think?"

    "Of course. A week of skiing and sex, what better way

    to learn the 'ins and outs' of intercourse?"

    Both women giggled before their mother yelled, "Hurry

    up, we don't want to be late."

    The car ride to the church was quick and quiet. This left

    Lillian to mull over the earlier conversation. It seemed odd that it was her
    square mother that had talked about the positives of sex and her hipster older
    sister who talked about the negatives. Who was she to believe?

    Her preoccupation continued in the backroom of the church as

    her mother helped her put on her veil and white satin gloves. After the
    reception, she and Bill would spend their first night together. Their first sex
    would surely happen there. He must be expecting it. What if everything on this
    day is perfect until that point and then something bad happens with the sex? It
    would ruin everything. Her troublesome thoughts were interrupted when she heard
    the organ begin to play.

    Her father appeared in the room to walk her down the aisle.

    "Go!" her mother whispered. "And don't slouch!"

    The advice reminded Lillian of the many times her mother had

    corrected her posture. She was right to do so here, if she slouched in this
    dress it would have ruined the look she had planned for. And if her mother was
    right about her posture she was probably right about the sex too.

    The church was decorated for the season, with tent-draped

    garland accented with berries and classic red ribbon. Elegant glass ornaments
    were added to the chandeliers and the altar was framed with evergreens adorned with
    white lights. At the center of the altar was Bill.

    He looked great in his black three-piece suit and grinned as

    she approached. 'So manly' she thought. Not just in his good looks but in who
    he was. He always treated others fairly, honored his commitments, and made
    sound decisions. He was a man she could be comfortable with and knew she would
    be safe with.

    When she arrived next to him, in a carefully choreographed

    motion, he lifted her veil. Gazing into her eyes he smiled a nervous but
    excited smile. She held his gaze as the minister started speaking.

    The service seemed to go very quickly. She heard the minister's

    voice but didn't hear what he was saying. Before she knew it Bill was saying
    his vows. Then it was her turn to say hers. A moment later they were pronounced
    man and wife. The minister held up some mistletoe and told Bill that he could
    kiss his bride. And after a wonderful kiss to the sound of applause, they were
    married.

    As Lillian walked down the aisle with her now husband Bill,

    all the attendees rang Christmas bells that they had been given when they
    arrived. It was an exciting sound, one which matched the festive season but
    also marked change. It was the beginning of their life together.

    The receiving line was traditional but arduous. At the end

    was her Aunt Margaret, her mother's older sister. Lillian expected the same,
    'you are a beautiful bride' compliment. She was surprised, however, when her
    aunt said, "Your mother told me about your concern."

    Lillian hoped she was not talking about her sex concerns,

    but knew it would be just like her mother to kibitz with her aunt. Before
    Lillian could say anything Margaret started,

    "Yeah and I want to tell you a little story. A few

    years ago I had no idea what your Uncle Carl was getting me for Christmas. I
    kept finding brochures about vacuum cleaners, Hoovers, Kirby's, and Electrolux.
    So I started thinking he is going to get me a vacuum cleaner. I was getting all
    worked up, 'like he probably thinks he's doing me a favor and that I will like
    it.' But I'm not going to like a vacuum cleaner as a Christmas gift. I'll end
    up getting mad at him on Christmas Day right in front of the kids. Anyway,
    Christmas came and I was all tense and ready for something unpleasant. Then he
    handed me this small box and in it was a silver bracelet. It was the nicest
    self-inflicted surprise of my life. So what I'm saying is when it comes to sex
    sometimes you think you're getting a vacuum cleaner but you end up with a
    silver bracelet."

    Lillian was taken aback. She was not surprised that her aunt

    had no compunction about saying something embarrassing, yet that didn't prevent
    her from being caught not knowing how to respond. She looked at her aunt's
    face, patted one of her hands, and smiled. "Thank you Auntie. I can always
    count on you to say something profound."

    Before Margret could respond, Bill saved his bride.

    "Come along dear, we need to get to the reception," he said, hooking
    his arm under hers and hurrying her out the door.

    The cold winter's air nipped at her exposed skin. "Burr,

    it's cold," she gasped as they jogged down the snow-covered sidewalk.
    "Careful I can't run in this dress!"

    Bill's Chevrolet Bel Air 4-door sedan was parked at the curb

    just ahead, decorated with a 'just married' sign, holiday-colored crepe paper,
    and a dozen Campbell's soup cans tied to the rear bumper. Lillian's
    brother-in-law, Bob, had the engine running and held the rear door open
    allowing them a quick escape from the cold.

    They settled into the backseat and as soon as the door

    closed Lilian slid close to her new husband, her voice was sweet, "We're
    married now."

    "Best Christmas present I could ever want," he

    replied before kissing her passionately.

    They had kissed plenty of times before but this felt

    different. Maybe it was the excitement of the day, maybe it was knowing that
    they were now committed to each other. Or maybe it was knowing that much more
    physical activity was on the way. Lilian felt her heart race and butterflies in
    her stomach. The passion was cut short when Bob got into the driver's seat and
    slammed the door shut.

    "Here we go kids," he said.

    Lillian laughed as he jerked the car into traffic. She knew

    that Bob was the type who would organize a horn-honking chase through town as
    they made their way to the reception. She and Bill had talked about it, and
    neither wanted such a parade but agreed to it because it gave them a few
    minutes of alone time in the middle of the festivities.

    The Allen was a small hotel but it was perfectly equipped

    for the reception. Its snow-covered 1920s architecture gave the perfect
    Christmas aesthetic and the medium-sized dining and dancing room matched the
    couple's guest list and modest budget.

    The room was an elegant blend of romance and holiday

    festive. Greenery was hung near the tables adding a subtle scent of winter. In
    one corner was the band wearing matching red and green vests. In the other
    corner was a well-stocked bar and a Santa-looking bartender. An overabundance
    of twinkle lights strung along the ceiling basked the room with a cozy white
    glow.

    The reception kicked off with the bride and groom dancing to

    a rendition of Baby, It's Cold Outside. They danced beautifully
    together. Bill held her close to him, his hand rested lightly in the middle of
    her naked back, and her arm slipped around his neck.

    "You have a lovely figure," he said.

    Lilian gazed up at him and smiled. The twinkling light

    glistened in her gray eyes. "I'm glad you like it."

    When the dance ended they were once again serenaded by the

    sound of the Christmas bells that they had given to the guests.

    The next hour was a flurry of activity. Between dinner,

    conversation and photos everyone was active. The booze flowed easily and the
    room echoed with laughter. By the time it came to cut the cake it was obvious
    to Lillian that everyone was having a good time.

    After the cake, the band got everybody out on the dance

    floor. They played the perfect balance of fun and fast with slow and romantic.
    They even mixed in Christmas songs such as Winter Wonderland, Merry
    Christmas Baby, and Let it Snow. It was the perfect way to
    blend the happiness of the event with the joy of the season.

    Before Lillian knew it, it was late and the crowd began to

    thin. She was busy saying goodbyes when she heard the band play their last song
    and wish everyone a Merry Christmas. She looked up and saw Bill talking to his
    cousins. She noticed how splendid he looked even at the end of the night. All
    the other men had taken off their coats and loosened their ties, but not Bill.
    He looked just as good as he had at the ceremony. At that moment she knew she
    was ready, ready to be with him, ready to share her body with him, and
    momentarily they would be doing just that.

    That's when she heard her mother hollering. She looked over

    to see her sister happily slouched in a seat on the corner of the dance floor.
    Her husband Bob was trying unsuccessfully to get her to her feet. Lillian
    walked over and asked, "What's wrong?"

    "What's wrong, I'll tell you what's wrong," her

    mother Faye cackled. "Your sister has had too much champagne and your poor
    brother-in-law can't get her back to their room."

    Lillian was about to offer assistance when Bill appeared at

    her side and said, "Can I help?"

    "Oh Bill, thank you so much," Lillian's mother

    exclaimed. "Both you girls are lucky to have such good men as
    husbands."

    Lillian gave Bill a little kiss and then whispered,

    "Thank you. I'll be in the room waiting for you."

    "Okay," he replied with an odd look.

    As Bill and Bob got her sister on her feet she seemed to

    regain some of her senses. She looked at Bill then looked at Lillian and
    drunkenly giggled, "You two have fun tonight."

    Suzie leaned into Lillian and whispered, "One piece of

    advice, be on top."

    "Okay, Okay that's enough," Her mother crowed.

    "Boys let's get her to her room before she does something really
    embarrassing."

    Lillian made her way to their room and back-flopped onto the

    bed as soon as the door was shut. She giggled to herself, she hadn't had that
    much fun in a long time. The ceremony, the reception, the dancing, and the
    champagne made it a perfect day. This was the perfect time to finally have sex.
    She felt ready, maybe even excited about it. She thought, 'I'll get naked and
    be waiting for Bill. He'll love that. Opening the door to find me ready for
    sex. Yes, that is what I'll do. I'll just close my eyes and rest for a few
    minutes first.'

    Lillian woke with a startle. She didn't know where she was.

    She sat up and found Bill sleeping next to her. She then realized she was still
    in her wedding dress. That's when it hit her, she'd fallen asleep waiting for
    Bill. When he got to the room he must've crawled up next to her rather than
    waking her up.

    A feeling of dread overcame her. She had ruined the night by

    falling asleep. They were supposed to have their first sex on their wedding
    night but they didn't. They didn't because she'd fallen asleep. She felt
    horrible.

    She began shaking him, "Bill wake up. Wake up Bill.

    Wake up."

    Groggily he rose to consciousness, "Wha. What is

    it?"

    "I fell asleep. I fell asleep and now it's

    morning."

    "Umm; Okay?"

    "No, not okay. We were supposed to have sex. We were

    supposed to consummate our marriage. Why didn't you wake me up when you got
    back to the room?"

    Now fully awake he could see Lillian's distress, "You

    were sound asleep. It was a big day, a busy day. It's understandable that you
    were tired. I was tired too."

    "But we're supposed to have our first sex on our

    wedding night!"

    "Says who?"

    That question made her stumble, "I don't know who but I

    know that's what they say."

    With a calming tone, he said, "Honey, it's okay.

    There's no rule or tradition that says you have to do it on your wedding night.
    We can do it tonight, or tomorrow night. We're married now so we have every
    night for the rest of our lives to do it."

    His sincere tone and soothing words settled her emotions.

    "So you're not mad?"

    "Of course not."

    "What about disappointed?"

    "No," he replied as he pulled her into a hug.

    "Now stop fretting. Let's get cleaned up and on the road. The mountains of
    Vermont await."

    Lillian felt better knowing her husband seemed okay with

    missing wedding night sex but she couldn't help but be disappointed in herself.
    She felt as if she had ruined the perfect opportunity for their first sex.

    The remainder of the morning was busy. Lillian and Bill

    cleaned up, had breakfast, and checked out of the hotel. After that, they
    packed the car for their ski retreat honeymoon and headed out.

    Lillian watched the Vermont countryside roll by. The blend

    of snow and ice added a beautiful and magical glow to the outside. She saw men
    shoveling their driveways and children sledding. She acknowledged that this was
    her future now. She had a husband and that made her a wife. Soon there would be
    a home and kids and with any luck domestic bliss.

    It was something she looked forward to, but there was still

    the sex part. She couldn't have kids without sex. She knew she shouldn't worry
    but she couldn't help but have doubts. Their first night was a bust. What if
    the next time was a bust as well? What if she didn't like it? What if she
    disappoints him? What if she couldn't get past her nervousness? She sat quietly
    with her worries.

    The final thirty miles was treacherous mountain driving with

    narrow roads and sharp turns. The last mile was not so much a plowed road as it
    was packed snow with tire ruts.

    33 min
  • The Auburn Pokè Girl: Part 2.
    Smack-talking with a hot babe gamer.

    Based on a post  by a u guy86, in 3 parts. Listen to the ► Podcast at My First Time.




    “Dude, you won’t believe what happened today,” Michael called out as he arrived back at his apartment.

    “What’s up?” Antonio asked from the sofa.

    “You know the girl from the basketball games?”

    “That hot little trainer? Yeah?”

    “She’s a member of the A U Pokémon League!”

    “Are you serious?! Wha… what happened? Did you talk to her?” he asked.



    “Yeah, we played a couple of games. She’s good; maybe the best I’ve ever played against,” Michael replied.

    “That’s all? You just… played video games?” Antonio wondered, cocking his eyebrow.

    “I, uh, might have also gotten her to agree to come to the Valentine’s Day dance with me,” Michael admitted.

    “That’s what I’m talking’ about!” Antonio cheered, fist-bumping Michael. “You got a big day tomorrow. You ready for this?”

    “To be honest… no, I’m not.”

    “Whatchya mean?”

    “Dude,

    I’ve never been on a real date before, let alone had an actual
    girlfriend!” Michael replied. “I don’t know the first thing about
    women!”

    Grinning, Antonio said, “Don’t you worry; I got your back.”

    “Yeah, says my gay roommate,” Michael teased.

    “Not
    cool, dude. Here I am, trying to help you out, and you gotta go and
    question my sexuality!” Antonio fired back with a laugh. “But in all
    seriousness, if you doubt which way I swing… you could always ask
    Allison Smallwood.”

    “You and Allison Smallwood?”

    “You bet your ass! We’ll be at the dance tomorrow.”

    “Lucky bastard…” Michael grumbled.

    “Hey, I’ve seen that trainer you’ve been pining over. You ain’t got nothing’ to be jealous of! Her name’s Ashley, right?”

    “Yeah, but how’d you know?”

    “Allison told me,” Antonio said. “I was trying’ to gather information in case you needed a stronger shove to chat her up.”

    “I take it back. You’re not a lucky bastard, you’re a sneaky bastard!”

    “Damn
    straight! Now, let’s get you ready for your big date. Take a seat, my
    man.” As Michael plopped down in the chair across from him, Antonio
    continued, “Now, the first rule to remember is that she’s in charge.
    Anything she says ‘no’ to or isn’t comfortable with, that’s what goes.
    Understand?”

    “Easy enough.”

    “Good.

    But remember, even though she’s in charge, she’ll still want you to
    take the lead sometimes. The most attractive thing to most women is
    confidence. Not cockiness, but confidence.”

    “Knew there was a catch,” Michael sighed.

    “Don’t

    do that, man. That’s exactly what I’m talking’ about. The minute you
    get down on yourself just ‘cause you think you’re not good enough,
    that’s when the girl will pick up on it. As cliché as it sounds, you
    have to just be you. You don’t want to go too over the top with your
    personality, or she’ll think you’re compensating for something, but you
    don’t wanna stifle your personality either, or she won’t get to know the
    real you. Worst case, she’ll think you don’t like her. But if you just
    act like you and be confident in that, everything else will fall into
    place. Trust me.”

    “I’m assuming I need to open doors and everything like that?”

    “Definitely
    start out that way, yeah,” Antonio answered. “Now, it’s entirely
    possible she may not like that, particularly if she’s strong and
    independent. If she reacts negatively, don’t panic. Just explain that
    you were taught to do those things as a sign of respect and good
    manners. That ought to be enough, but if she’s still not keen on it,
    don’t force the issue.”

    “Ok, but… what if she wants me to hold her hand or… kiss her? How am I supposed to know and not fuck it up?”

    “As

    far as holding her hand, it’s a dance. That means you two will be in
    close proximity all night; handholding is gonna happen on its own, so
    don’t stress over it. Now, as for kissing, you have to read the signs.”

    “The signs?” Michael asked.

    “Damn, ain’t you ever seen Hitch? Will Smith wrote the book on reading signs!”

    “Dude, you know I can’t stand romantic comedies!” Michael laughed.

    “With
    your luck, Ashley will feel the same way,” Antonio chuckled. “Anyway,
    the signs. If she’s smiling and maybe laughing at everything you two do
    together, that’s a sign she’s into you. If she finds any excuse in the
    world to touch you or take your arm, that’s a sign she’s into you. If
    you two find yourselves alone and she’s in no hurry to go back to where
    there’s more people, that’s a sign she’s into you. If you’re at her door
    and she fumbling with her keys, in no hurry to let the date end, that’s
    a sign she’s into you. And finally, if there’s a long silence where she
    maintains eye contact with you the whole time, that’s a full on signal
    she probably wants you to kiss her.”

    “Probably?”

    “Yeah,

    probably. There’s never any guarantee, especially when it comes to the
    fairer sex. The first kiss is always built on taking a chance. Keep in
    mind, the chance may not come tomorrow night, and that’s ok. That
    doesn’t mean she’s not into you, it may just mean she plays things close
    to the vest.”

    “Fair enough. But what do I do if I get the signal? Just kiss her?”

    “Naw, dude. You gotta use the 90/10 rule.”

    “90/10 rule?”

    Antonio sighed. “Man, this would be so much easier if you had seen Hitch.
    The 90/10 rule is simple: you have to go 90% of the way towards your
    first kiss with her, but make her come the last 10%. For example,
    imagine that long silence where she maintains eye contact the whole
    time. You maintain eye contact, too. That’s 20%. You smile, maybe laugh.
    That’s 20%. You put your hand on her arm. That’s 20%. You start to lean
    in closer. That’s 20%. Your faces are almost touching, and you stop.
    That’s 10%. She’s got to come the last 10%. The point of all that is to
    make your intentions clear while still giving her plenty of opportunity
    to pull back if she wants, and if she does, that’s ok.”

    “Easy for you to say…”

    “Again,
    stop that. Some gals play things conservatively to start with on
    account of being burned in the past. Nothing’ wrong with that, you just
    have to show that you’re trustworthy before she starts to open up. It
    certainly doesn’t mean there’s anything wrong with you if that were to
    happen.”

    “Guess that’s true.”

    “Now, for the final piece of the puzzle. Whatchya gonna wear tomorrow?”

    Michael’s face twisted in panic. “I have no fucking clue!” he realized.

    “No sweat! You’re looking at a master of the threads,” Antonio boasted. “You got a suit?”

    “Just a black one I use for interviews and presentations.”

    “Lemme see.”


    Dressed to kill.

    Michael

    led the way into his closet and pulled out his black suit and white
    dress shirt. Antonio looked them over for a moment before tossing them
    on the bed.

    “This’ll work. Got a tie?” he asked Michael.

    “Yeah,” Michael replied, pulling out a striped red and white tie.

    Antonio snorted a bit. “Good enough for a job interview, but not even close for a Valentine’s Day date.”

    “Ok, what about a black tie?”

    “A
    black tie with a black suit?! You gonna look like a damn Mormon, man!
    Put the suit on; I’ll be right back.” Antonio returned a couple minutes
    later with a few of his own neckties in hand. “The black suit and white
    shirt is a staple of any man’s wardrobe because of its incredible
    versatility. The tie is the most crucial aspect of this versatility.
    It’s the accent that allows the suit to send any message you want it
    to.”

    “You are so obsessed,” Michael chuckled.

    “I’ll choose
    to ignore your continued condescension,” Antonio shot back. Holding up a
    pale orange tie to Michael’s neck, he shook his head, saying, “Nah,
    you’re definitely not a pastels kind of guy. Whatchya think of this
    one?”

    Examining the wine colored tie with a starburst pattern, Michael replied, “Too loud for my tastes.”

    “No problem. Let’s see… ah ha! This is it!” Antonio held up a solid royal blue tie to Michael’s neck.

    “Hmm… not bad,” Michael admitted.

    “Not
    bad? Dude, this one is perfect for you! Goes great with your skin tone
    and the suit color, plus it sends the right message: confidence. It’s a
    strong color, but the lack of pattern makes sure it’s not too loud or
    trendy. It’s classic, just like you, my man. Here, put it on.”

    As Michael fumbled a bit in front of his floor mirror, he asked, “What knot do you think I should use? Half Windsor?”

    “Nah,

    a full Windsor is almost always best,” Antonio replied. “Symmetrical
    and confident, but not too over the top. A half Windsor can come off as
    sloppy.”

    Michael took a few seconds to remember the steps for a
    full Windsor in his head before tying the knot around his neck. When he
    was finished, he had to admit he was impressed with the final product.

    “Damn… I’d do me.”

    “And who knows? Ashley may feel the same way,” Antonio grinned.

    Michael
    took several deep breaths as he ascended the stairs in Ashley’s
    apartment building. Antonio had done everything he could think of to
    make sure he was prepared yesterday, but Michael was still a nervous
    wreck. There was something special about this girl, and he did not want to screw it up. With a trembling hand, he reached forward and knocked on the door to apartment 2B.

    “Yes?” came a voice from the other side.

    “I’m Michael Goldman, here to pick up Ashley.”

    “That’s right! Hold on a sec.”

    A
    moment later, the door swung open, revealing a slim redhead with a
    pixie haircut. Dressed in a tank top and gym shorts, she had a hint of
    makeup on that seemed to indicate she was getting ready for Valentine’s
    Day, too.

    “Hey! I’m Liz, Ashley’s roommate,” she said, extending her hand with a bubbly smile.

    “Michael. Nice to meet you,” he replied, shaking her hand.

    “Make yourself comfortable; Ashley should be ready in a little bit,” Liz said.

    “No problem. Take your time.”

    Liz
    adjourned to one of the back bedrooms to check on Ashley, finding her
    seated in front of the vanity. Her hair had been dried after her shower,
    but she still wore a towel wrapped around her body. She seemed lost and
    befuddled as she perused her makeup selection.

    “Your guy’s here,” Liz giggled. “He’s cute! I’d totally be all over him… ya know, if I weren’t a lesbian.”

    “Hands off, he’s mine!” Ashley laughed.

    “You ok? You look lost.”

    “Yeah, I just have no idea what to use. I want to make the right impression.”

    “May
    I?” Taking a seat next to Ashley on the bench, Liz continued, “To be
    honest, you don’t need much. The point of makeup is to accentuate your
    best features, but much more than that just starts to look clownish.
    Here, a little bit of eyeliner… there, that’s perfect. Just add a touch
    of lip gloss and you’re good!”

    “That’s it? What if he’s not impressed?” Ashley worried.

    “Jesus,
    I’ve never seen you this worried about a date! He must have really
    gotten to you yesterday,” Liz giggled. “Don’t worry; if he’s the kind of
    guy I suspect he is, then he’ll enjoy every moment with you no matter
    how much makeup you use. Seriously, he gonna be speechless, girl.”

    “If you say so. Thanks for letting me borrow your dress, by the way. Lord knows I don’t have anything to wear for something like this.”

    “My pleasure! Gay or straight, I’m still a girl who likes wearing pretty things!”

    “If I didn’t know you better, I’d say you were just as bad as all those sorostitutes,” Ashley deadpanned.

    Hugging her friend, Liz said, “Oh, I won’t be home ‘til after lunch tomorrow, so you two can have the place to yourselves.”

    “Liz! I just met the guy yesterday! I have no intention of sleeping with him!”

    “I
    know, but I don’t want the lack of somewhere private to hamper your
    date tonight. Should the opportunity present itself, you two have
    somewhere to come after the dance, that’s all. No pressure.”

    Rolling her eyes, Ashley realized her roommate was only trying to be considerate and helpful. “Thanks.”

    “Welcome. All right, you finish getting ready. There’s a cutie outside waiting on you!” Liz replied, bouncing up to her feet.

    Michael
    fidgeted on the sofa, nervous as all hell as he waited for Ashley. He
    had expected to wait like this; Antonio made sure of that. Still,
    talking about the wait and experiencing it are two completely diffe

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  • A Virgin’s Christmas Wish.

     A lonely damsel gets a chance at neighbor’s Christmas ‘Yule, Log’.

    Based on a post by virgin_sexpert. Listen to the Podcast at My First Time.



    On Christmas Eve, I should have been out spending time with family or friends, but instead, I was in my sparsely-filled apartment, with a wine glass in my hand; all dressed up but nowhere to go. I put on my gold sequin mini dress thinking that I could maybe go out to a club.

    But when the time came, I wasn't really feeling it. I had just moved to a new city; far from my family and friends; and although I had enjoyed the freedom of walking around in the nude whenever I wanted, it was getting a bit lonely. I never pictured myself in my early twenties and still single. All of my friends were either married, engaged, or dating. I was totally lagging behind. I was hornier than I had ever been in my life.

    In college I could barely concentrate on class and I never took notes because I was always thinking and developing some sexual fantasy in my head that took my full attention. I go by ‘Mindy’. My parents named me Melinda, but I hate that name. I hate a lot of the things associated with high school. I was a wierdo. Then in college, I was a nerd.

    At work in the library, I would have to take frequent breaks to my office where I would unwind to a few dirty pages of a dirty novel. Sex was on my mind, way too much. Every man that I would see throughout my day, became the leading male in my latest fantasy. I must have been the horniest virgin who ever lived! But no one ever knew.

    I deliberately moved to a new city, just so I could start over. I changed my wardrobe and my hair style. But I had a very hard time changing my inner self.

    I could have spent another night with my oiled up hand, or the new vibrator that I ordered online. Or I could have been a little kinkier and did some anal play with my handy-dandy pink ass plug, but I wanted the real thing, damnit!

     I went on the pill, to make sex safer for my career plans. It grew my tits from a C cup to a D. And it also kicked up my libido. The holiday season really heightened my horniness, but it also heightened my loneliness. I wanted a man so bad. I wanted to hear a knock at my door, then open it and see a naked man on the other side, tied up with a big red ribbon tied in a bow, sporting an 8 inch stiff cock, just for me.

    But I guess that was all just fantasy. When would my fantasies come to pass? Aren't I allowed to get at least one of them?

    No matter how hard I wished and wanted something, it would never come to pass, so I decided to get up and go to a night club, downtown. Nothing ever came out of these things, but maybe tonight there would be some holiday magic working in my favor. Or maybe only losers would be desperate enough to be clubbing on Christmas Eve. But I was lusty, lonely, and stir-crazy.

    When I opened the door to my 4th floor hallway, my neighbor was just coming home. His door and mine were near each other. The hallway turned perpendicular right between our entries. Our two apartments were at the northeast corner of the 4th floor of the West building.

    "Hey, how are you, Mindy?" he asked. His name was John. He was older than me by perhaps some years, and he was way out of my league. Oh, he was always very cordial to me, but it always seemed out of pity. John is a tall and comes from Scandinavian stock. His mailbox, in the foyer; says “J. Nelson”.

    I bet tonight his beautiful girlfriend would be coming over, maybe in sexy lingerie; and they would spend the evening making love, talking, and drinking wine.

    "Hi, John. I’m Good! and you?" I asked back with a flirty smile.

    He looked so handsome, with his all-black ensemble, and red silk tie. I couldn't help but smile goofily, in the face of this great looking man. I didn't know what he did for a living, but every night I could hear him playing his acoustic guitar.  I laid in bed with my hands in my panties; pretending he was serenading me. But of course he would never know that.

    "Yeah, I’m Fine. Merry Christmas! Where are you heading out to?" I could feel his stare on me, and it was making me quite bashful and self-conscious. I’ve been working so hard to keep eye contact with people.

    I knew I looked great in my form-fitting dress. It highlighted my warm olive Italian skin, long slim legs, deep red full lips, and dark wavy hair. Okay, I’m keeping focused on John’s gorgeous eyes.

    "Oh, I think I'll get go to a dinner club, or something.” Then I sighed; “I am spending the holidays alone."

    "Oh, Me too!" He started.

    I was surprised at his answer, and I almost didn't believe him. How could someone this handsome be alone?

    Then he shocked me; "Do you maybe want to spend it alone together? I just stole some nice wine from my company holiday party? I was going to come home and drink alone. But, you know; it's really not good to drink alone.” He winked and added; “Please, Mindy; Skip the bar tonight and come in." He was opening the door and gesturing for me to come in.

     I followed him in without a word. I had only dreamed about ever going in there. It was better than I had imagined!  There was lots of navy, platinum, and teak wood furnishings. His home kinda smelled of leather and a subtle hint of vanilla.

    We sat in the elegant living room. I was offered his wingback arm chair, adjacent the leather sofa. When he situated himself, he first started out apologizing to me for being such an aloof neighbor. He said he sort of developed this bad habit when his previous neighbors were rude.

     I forgave him, as long as he promised never to stop being friendly again.

    We sat drinking his sweet white wine. He had lots of questions to ask me, in the matters of my life, job, and interests.

    I told him that I was a teen freak, then a college nerd. I love literature to a fault. I’m even into comic book superheroes, collecting replica Lightsabers, reading classic novels, and watching way too much Netflix. I told him that I used to be a shy kid with ADHD, but it leveled out during my college years.

    I seemed very lame to myself, saying those things out loud. I revealed that I was just recently liberated from the thick eyeglasses of my childhood, by a successful laser eye surgery. “Most people didn’t even recognize me without the horrible glasses.” But I added that it’s probably all for the better, as I would rather build new friendships.

    "So,” I asked him; “What type of things are you into?"

    "Lots of things, gourmet cooking, chess, running, watching way too much Hulu, playing the guitar,” He sipped a bit more wine, then added; “sketching, and tying up sexy women, to play with their nipples and tease their clits. "

     I nearly choked on the wine that was almost down my throat. Suddenly my body temperature rose at least 10 degrees, and my hands began to tremble.

    He looked at me, straight into my big doe-like brown eyes. "Do you want to know what else I am into?"

    I tilted my head, as if I were under a spell.

    "Beautiful, shy women, like you; who don't know how sexy they are. A woman who gets wet when a man looks her deep in the eyes, and tells her that.” His voice went deep as he slowly added; “I want to fuck every hole you have, and make you cum, again and again.“

    I was flushed and trembling, when he asked; “So, I ask again, my dear; what are you into?" He took the glass from my trembling hand and took my hand into his, and laid a sweet kiss on it.

    With a trembling voice I began: "I really like to write erotica, especially at night when I am listening to you play your guitar. I like to close my eyes and wish that someone was touching me, whispering how much they want to make love to me; " I closed my eyes and took myself to my inner thoughts. My eyes watered at his sultry words. I was being seduced for the first time in my life!

    I could feel him getting closer to me, his lip brushed against my ear. "I really like this;" I said as I felt the heat of his breathing, on my neck.

    "You are your own kind of beautiful, Mindy." He told me.

    I opened my eyes, hoping that this wasn't just another dream. In the back of my mind I already started to ask myself the 'why' and 'how' questions, but why ruin a sexy moment? I was completely flattered and could not hide my obvious turned on state.  Already I could feel the wetness between my legs.

    "Am I making you uncomfortable?" John grinned.

    My smile widened. "Honestly, You are making me wet," I laughed. I was never that frank about sex. But then again, I never really had a chance to be.

    "Do you always do this to women you invite inside." I asked, with keen interest and looking him in the eyes.

    "Have there been women in here that I’m unaware of?” John returned my question.

    I had to challenge my presumption. No, I honestly hadn’t seen him bring a date to his place. “I’m sorry, John. No, I haven’t any reason to accuse you of being a player. I just assumed you’d have women throwing themselves at you.”

    “Ha!” he laughed. “No, I am just in the Christmas spirit, I guess. It's the season for giving. I find myself in solitary circumstance, and reflecting on the need to appreciate the opportunities I haven’t availed myself to. Start treating people better. Especially kind neighbors whom I should be kinder to. And I want to give you something. Something even your wildest virgin fantasies can't imagine."

    "Now, how did you know I was a virgin?" I felt more exposed than ever.

    "I didn't. But, now I know for sure," he laughed.

    I blushed, but his laugh made it easier for me to relax and be vulnerable. Oh he was even sexier when he laughed.

    "I know you probably think that no one notices you, but I notice you.” John wanted to build up my self-esteem. “I see you coming home, and you nearly always pull out the wrong door key first. You are always humming the same song to yourself, and you are always dressed so sexily. I especially like that purple dress; it makes your lovely breasts look great."

    My cheeks were so bright red, I didn't even know what else to say back to him. I felt so sexy now.

     "And I must say, I love this dress on you.” He paused, then added; “But for me to give you a proper Christmas Eve gift, you will have to lose it."

    "You want me to strip?" I smiled. I was hoping he was serious, because my clothes were begging to come off. ‘Thank you God, for sending me this sexy horny man!’

    "Yes! Have another glass of wine, if you'd like. But I want you to strip, and then walk right into my bedroom over there."

    John is inviting me to his bedroom! I was nervous, but even more so, I was terribly craving cock, his cock. With alcohol running through my veins, and 'bold' becoming my new middle name.

    I stood facing John. Then I stepped up on his wooden coffee table. Still looking him in the eyes with lust,  I pulled the halter tie from the back of my neck. I was swaying to an imaginary base rift, as I held a tie string in each hand.

    My shoulders pulsed alternately, which caused my tits to swing against my gold bodice. Now my nipples were erect and protruding. I leaned over toward John as my straps released.  Still swaying and twerking to my imaginary music, I reached behind to unzip the low-back of the dress; all the while entertaining him with my pendulous tits.

    Then I placed a hand on each hip, as I stood back upright.  I turned in several steps as I rocked my curvy ass to him, Then I slowly slid each hand down my hips, the thin dress descending with my hands. Before releasing, I looked over my shoulder, to catch his reaction. His eyes clearly conveyed; ‘Keep going’; so I did. I was being a tease, and he was into it.

    The garment dropped to my stilettos. I stepped out of my gold cocktail dress, leaving only my black lacy G-string and my high heels.

    Suddenly my rhythm stopped. I stood with my ass to him. I stepped my legs apart just enough to let my cunny make an appearance. In dramatic silence I slowly slid the waistband of the G-string down, guiding it continuously to my ankles.  I caught his delightful lust, as I smiled seductively, from between my spread legs.

    I stepped a leg out of the G-string and pivoted back facing him. Then I raised my other foot, with the lacy garment clinging to my toes. I swiftly grabbed the skimpy thing and  in one fluid motion I stretched it back with my other hand, and shot the black lacy thing against his chest.

    Now in front of him, I stood completely naked; like I was almost every night on the other side of that wall.  Yes, I had practiced this routine; often to the rhythm of his classical guitar selections.

    30 min
  • Michigan Weather and Women: Part 2

     

    Michigan Weather and Women: Part 2Dancing, and other forms of sentimentality.

    Based on a post by CleverGenericName, in 4 parts. Listen to the Podcast at Connected.



     As we finished the prep work, I asked Wilma about her day with Mary.

    "She

    is a good kid but is carrying a lot of anger and shame. We spent most
    of the day getting in touch with that anger. It takes some people years
    before they can express their emotions through art; it took her about
    five minutes. But we had to take some breaks to clean up the paint
    splatters afterward before they stained."

    "Oh shit! Sorry about that. I can pay to replace anything that;"

    "Nothing to apologize for; I asked her to express how she felt, and she did it in the way that felt right to her."

    "Well, I appreciate your taking the time. I am just her big brother; I feel so lost when it comes to parenting."

    "Being

    a parent doesn't mean that you know any more than anyone else, and it
    certainly doesn't mean that you know any better. For what it's worth, I
    think you are doing a fine job with your family. I know that you don't
    have your parents around to say it, but this old woman is mighty proud
    of who you are and of how you have stepped up for your brother and
    sisters. They are very lucky to have you."

    I

    turned away so that Wilma wouldn't see me getting choked up. I couldn't
    remember the last time that someone had said they were proud of me.
    Soon enough, though, it was dinner time, and Erin came into the kitchen
    with that same look of amusement on her face.

    "Sorry to bother the chef, but Lane needs some help that only a big brother can provide."

    When I gave her a quizzical look, she blushed.

    "It

    seems like he is going through puberty, which can pose; some new
    challenges. When I was assessing his ankle, he; well, indicated his
    interest in me in a way that can be difficult to hide, particularly
    while wearing sweatpants. It's natural for his body to react that way at
    that age, and it's nothing for him to feel badly about, but he was
    mortified. I think he could use a bit of brotherly guidance and
    understanding."

    I went to the living room and saw that Lane was curled up on the couch and looked like he was fighting back tears.

    "How are you doing, Buddy?"

    He couldn't even look at me he was so embarrassed.

    "I

    am so sorry; I just couldn't help it. I don't know why it started to
    get bigger, and I wanted it to stop, and it wouldn't and then she saw
    me, and;" he continued as he fought back a sob. "Can we just go home?"

    "Erin

    is a doctor. She knows how the human body works and has seen that kind
    of thing a hundred times. She isn't mad at you or embarrassed. She just
    feels bad that you feel so bad. This is just part of getting older and
    growing up.

    "Did I ever tell you about what happened in Miss Iron's class when I was a freshman?

    Miss

    Iron was a bit of a legend among the male students at our local high
    school. She was the youngest and prettiest teacher, by far, and even
    though she always dressed professionally, the clothing style had yet to
    be invented that could fully conceal her bountiful natural endowment.

    "Well,

    I liked Miss Irons a lot. She was one of the few teachers who looked
    past my difficulty with reading and writing. So, I developed a little
    crush on her, which was fine until the inevitable; hmm, physical
    demonstration of my crush; happened in class one day, just before she
    asked me to collect everyone's quizzes. I tried to delay, I tried to ask
    a friend to do it instead, but eventually, I had to stand up. It took
    me until my junior year to live that one down."

    As

    Lane listened to my story, he turned to face me and his second-hand
    embarrassment for me helped to push his embarrassment to the side.

    "So, what happened?"

    "Miss

    Irons was lovely and kind like she always was, but I wanted the floor
    to open up and swallow me or to get hit by a bolt of lightning. Things
    would have been fine if she hadn't mentioned what happened to the
    principal, who called Mom. She didn't find the story funny at all."

    I

    hadn't thought of the aftermath when I started telling Lane this
    particular story, but as they say, might as well put it in four-wheel
    drive and keep going.

    "Mom was mad?"

    "By

    then, Mom was pretty much always angry. I did my best to keep her away
    from you and the girls when she got that way, but yeah; she was mad."

    "Are you mad at me?"

    "No,

    Bud, I'm not. In a few years, once your embarrassment has died down a
    little, I will tease you mercilessly about this because that's what
    brothers do; and maybe threaten to tell your girlfriend, if you fall
    behind on your chores or homework. But I will never get mad at you for
    something that you can't control. And I promise that Erin isn't mad at
    you either."

    38 min
  • Michigan Weather and Women: Part 1

     

    Michigan Weather and Women: Part 1Love, bastards, and what we leave behind.

    Based on a post by CleverGenericName, in 4 parts. Listen to the Podcast at Connected.



    The Plumber, The Painter, and the Wind off the LakePrologue

    I have never been much for following instructions or doing what I'm told.

    In eighth grade, we were assigned to make a volcano in science class. I figured that if the eruption looked good with a couple of tablespoons of baking soda, then it would look even better with the whole container! And what better place for a natural disaster than the teacher's desk at the front of the class. I was right; the whole container of baking soda produced an impressive explosion. What I didn't count on, however, was it producing a week-long suspension from school and a beating from my mother.

    In high school, we had to take an art class to graduate. Our teacher loved still life drawing and would ramble endlessly about how it revealed the beauty that is in the everyday objects that surround us. I guess he wanted us to reveal the beauty in the bowl of fruit that he had put in the middle of the classroom, but the most beautiful things that I could see were Brittany Johnson's D-cups which filled out her sweater gloriously. At the end of the class, there were 29 drawings of a bowl of fruit and one drawing of a beautiful girl's smile (amongst other details). Although I was suspended for two days, I got a date with Brittany who loved my drawing, so I feel like I came out ahead on that one.

    In my last year of school, the final mathematics exam asked the following question:

    Determine the points of intersection between the following parabolas and lines. Illustrate fully.

    While the other students slaved away to solve the listed problems in the allotted time, I fully illustrated a drawing of our math teacher, Mr. Aaronson, dancing a slow waltz in a field of sunflowers with Mrs. Stevens, the geography teacher. It was the worst-kept secret in the school that our two shyest teachers had massive crushes on each other, and after four years of watching them pine away, I thought they could use a little push.

    I failed the test, but Mr. Aaronson showed my drawing to Mrs. Stevens during a particularly dull staff meeting, and when it made her blush and smile, he finally got up the courage to ask her out. They are now married and have a little girl who is as cute as a button. At the end of the year, Mr. Aaronson asked me if I planned to pursue math in the future, and when I assured him that I did not, he gave me a passing grade.

    So, what was my problem, you might ask? Was I just one of those kids who didn't give a shit and was destined for mediocrity or failure in life? Like many things, the answer is more complicated than it might first appear, but I am getting ahead of myself. Our story starts on an unusually cold and blustery afternoon in late October, on the north-eastern shore of Lake Michigan about a half hour's drive north of Petoskey, just outside a village called Good Hart.

    Chapter 1.

    It had been a busy day. The perfect storm of an early season snap freeze, strong winds, and lake-effect snow meant that there was a couple of inches of snow on the still soggy ground, along with a number of leaky or burst pipes, malfunctioning valves, and boiler issues as people cranked their heating systems up to full for the first time that year. As a plumber, though, I didn't mind. It just meant more work for me, which was always a good thing.

    At only 25 years of age, and despite being a master plumber, I was generally the last choice for folks to call, even in an emergency. Anyone with money chose one of the larger and more established plumbing contractors, leaving me with the jobs that they didn't feel were worth their time or effort. That's how I found myself pulling into the laneway of an older house, just off Lamkin Road down by the lake, late that Friday afternoon. It was my last job of the day, but I would be working over the weekend to catch up on my backlog, so I wanted to get it done.

    The house looked like it hadn't been updated since it was built, likely in the late fifties or early sixties, other than a couple of coats of paint and a new roof when the original finally gave up the ghost. The front gardens were neatly tended, however, and the property itself was stunning, with panoramic views in three directions out over the lake. The sun was just beginning to dip toward the western horizon as I drove up, so the trees cast long shadows across the laneway.

    The house was owned by Mrs. Wilma C. Anderson, who had called me earlier in the day to say that some of her radiators weren't working and that her boiler was making one hell of a racket when she turned it on. I told her to shut the system down and that I would look at it by the end of the day. She sounded quite elderly, and I didn't like the idea of her going without heat for a night during a cold snap.

    I rang the doorbell and waited until a tiny wisp of a woman answered. She couldn't have been more than five feet tall and looked older than the hills, but her face was full of life, and her eyes had a twinkle that spoke of humor and mischief.

    "Hi, Mrs. Anderson, I'm Davis Crawford. You called earlier about some issues with your boiler and heating system. How can I help?"

    Mrs. Anderson gave me an appraising look.

    "I wasn't expecting you to be such a handsome young man. If I were fifty years younger, I would tell you exactly how you could help me, and then I'd teach you a trick or two I learned over the years. But I am too old for that kind of foolishness these days, so I will just have to make use of your plumbing expertise instead. And please, call me Wilma."

    I couldn't help but laugh and blush at Wilma's surprisingly raunchy sense of humor. I liked her immediately.

    "Let's try that again. What seems to be the problem?"

    "Well, the biggest problem is that I am 91 years old and dying of cancer. The doctors give me less than a year to live. But aside from that, I really can't complain. I have had a good run of it."

    I cocked my head to one side and gave her a bemused look.

    "Oh, you were wondering what the problem is with my heating system. Well, I turned it on this morning when I got up, and the boiler sounded like there was someone trapped inside of it trying to hammer their way out. There was a worrisome hissing from some of the radiators, as well, and they weren't heating up worth a damn.

    38 min
  • Michigan Weather and Women: Part 4

     

    Michigan Weather and Women: Part 4Finding real love, at last.

    Based on a post by CleverGenericName, in 4 parts. Listen to the Podcast at Connected.



    Driving

    home the next day felt like waking up from some kind of dream until I
    pulled into our driveway and Munchkin came running out to greet me. As I
    was getting out to reassure him that he hadn't been abandoned, the
    reality of my life settled right back in. I went inside, and Lane and
    Mary grunted their hellos without looking up.

    Ah, home.

    I

    texted Erin that I made it back safely, and she replied almost
    immediately saying what a great night she had, and how much she missed
    me already. It was going to be a long three weeks until she rotated back
    to the hospital in Petoskey. Luckily, life was as busy as always, and
    time flew by. For the first time since I was a child, I could honestly
    say that I was happy.

    My happiness lasted until the day before Erin was scheduled to return.

    I

    got my first inkling that something might be wrong when I called to see
    if Wilma wanted me to pick up any groceries for her from town. She
    didn't answer, which was strange, and the call went to voicemail. Even
    if she was napping, she was a very light sleeper and would normally
    answer by the third ring. I had a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach,
    so I went straight to Wilma's to make sure she was alright.

    Everything

    seemed fine when I pulled into the yard, but there was no answer when I
    knocked on her door. I tried again, but there was nothing but an eerie
    silence. Fearing the worst, I grabbed the spare key from its hiding
    place and went inside. I called Wilma's name and, hearing no reply, went
    quickly through the house trying to find her. When I got to her
    bedroom, I could hear a low moaning sound from the attached washroom. I
    ran in and found Wilma collapsed by the bathtub. She had slipped and hit
    her head, injuring her hip and arm in the process. She didn't have her
    phone with her when she fell and had been unable to move, so who knows
    how long she had been lying there.

    I

    called 911 for an ambulance and then called Erin and suggested that she
    meet us at the hospital. It took forever for the paramedics to arrive,
    and longer still to get Wilma loaded into the ambulance. By the time I
    got to the hospital, she was already being triaged by their emergency
    team.

    I

    took a few minutes while I waited for an update on Wilma's condition to
    call the rest of the family and give them the news. Alison came
    directly to the hospital after class, and Sharon brought Mary and Lane
    as soon as they got home from school. Erin arrived a few hours later and
    broke down when she saw me. Finally, just after nine, the doctors gave
    Erin an update. Wilma was in rough shape; she was badly dehydrated and
    had a moderate concussion, a fractured wrist, and a bone bruise on her
    hip. It would take her weeks to recover in the hospital. The good news
    was that she would make a recovery, given enough time and support.

    Erin

    and Mary decided to stay with Wilma in the hospital while Sharon
    dropped Alison at her dorm and drove Lane back to the house. By
    midnight, Mary had nodded off in a chair in the corner of Wilma's room,
    while I waited outside with Erin.

    "You

    should go home, Davis. There's nothing else you can do tonight. Thank
    God, you found her; I am not sure what I would have done if you hadn't. I
    already lost Grampy; I am not ready to lose Gran as well. They are all I
    have."

    I wrapped her in my arms and pulled her close.

    "You

    have me, now, too. And the girls. And you know Lane would do anything
    for you, you just need to ask. I was serious about what I said in Grand
    Rapids, Erin. I love you."

    Erin pulled me closer but didn't reply.

    The

    following week was a rollercoaster of emotions. Wilma was improving far
    quicker than the doctors had anticipated, but she would still be in
    rehab for at least another two weeks. It was impossible to hide Wilma's
    accident from the rest of the family, and they descended on the hospital
    like vultures; or, more accurately, their lawyers descended on the
    hospital while, for the most part, they stayed far away where it was
    warm. The one exception was Erin's stepfather, who flew in the next day.

    "For

    Christ's sake, Erin. Haven't you done enough harm as it is? Do you want
    your Gran to die alone on the floor of that dingy old shack of hers?
    It's time for her to move into a care facility that can look after her.
    Be reasonable!"

    When

    he failed to persuade Erin to act on his behalf, his attorneys
    requested an emergency court order, alleging that Wilma lacked the
    capacity to make her own medical decisions, that Erin was not acting in
    her best interests, and that one of Wilma's children should be appointed
    as her legal guardian. Wilma was furious when she learned of his
    actions, but there was little she could do to stop him until she was
    discharged from the hospital. Both sides knew that her doctor's
    recommendation would hold a lot of weight with the judge, and it was not
    good news for Wilma when it came.

    "If

    Mrs. Anderson is to return home, she will require around-the-clock care
    and company. If such care can't be arranged, then I recommend that she
    be placed in a long-term assisted-living facility that can treat any
    lingering effects from her fall, and from her late-stage cancer."

    Erin

    took the news like a physical blow, and she staggered backward to a
    chair. We didn't have the resources for 24-hour nursing, and it would be
    impossible to arrange it with such short notice even if we did.

    "I'm sorry, Davis. I need to be alone for a while to think."

    She

    left without looking back or saying goodbye to Wilma, and I just let
    her go. I wanted to ease her pain, but I knew that there was nothing I
    could do. She had lost, and her family had won. I was despondent as I
    made my way towards the exit, so much so that I nearly ran into Alison
    who was finishing up her shift at the hospital.

    "You look terrible, Brother, what happened? Is Wilma alright?"

    I explained to her about the doctor's recommendation and Erin's reaction.

    "No one has had the heart to tell Wilma, yet. She's recovered from the fall, but this news is going to kill her."

    38 min
  • Battling Exposure
    Cold weather backpackers find exposure can take many forms.

    by RORI333. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.



    It wasn’t the 17 degree Fahrenheit temperature that had turned backpacking in the North Cascades into a life or death situation…it was the rain. As majestic as the Pacific Northwest is in late autumn, the weather can turn on you in a ferocious way! Failure to plan accordingly can lead to terrible exposure.

    My friend Julie and I had set out with the intention of cold weather camping, but because of unusually heavy snowfall the access roads had limited entry to the park. The rangers advised us not to use our backcountry camping pass, but we had driven all the way from rural Oregon, and were determined to rough it out.

    Julie and I met in church when we were kids, but even through youth group we never dated. Partially because I never had the courage to suggest taking our relationship beyond the best friend zone and partially because just being friends meant we could hang out together without our parents or youth leaders chaperoning us. We were both shy and inexperienced with the opposite sex having grown up in a small town church. Even though we were both eighteen now it still took some convincing and a promise that we’d use separate tents for our parents to approve the overnight outing.

    Julie was athletic and curvy with pale skin, curly red hair, and bright green eyes. She was a little heavier than most of the other girls in our youth group, but it settled marvelously around her butt, and breasts, and she carried more muscle from outdoor activities. I silently adored her beauty, as she hiked in front of me. “I wonder if she ever checks me out?” I wondered as I caught myself staring at the way her wet pants clung to her behind. I’m Adam, a thin hiking and running enthusiast who has some lean muscle, but was never as built as some of the other guys in school. I didn’t play team sports so I didn’t know how my body measured up to the hometown athletes, but I had a fair idea that I was slightly more endowed than average in one area.

    Several miles into our hike it started raining which didn’t seem like an urgent problem until Julie slipped on the icy wet snow and crashed down a steep embankment. She managed to grab onto some brush to slow her ascent, but was now dangling partway down a ravine that could be deadly if ascended at full speed.

    “I can’t hold on Adam!” She screamed through the torrential downpour.

    “Unsnap your pack!” I screamed. I was worried the added weight would cost us precious time for her to hold on. I quickly emptied my pack onto the ground and grabbed the paracord I left at the bottom. Tying part of it around a rock to anchor it, I tied a knot and threw a loop down, which she was able to carefully wrap around her torso so I could help her slowly climb up. In the process, I was violently pulled onto my front. I slammed my ribs on the rock in order to be able to pull without risking going over the slippery edge myself. With a lot of exertion I helped her back up over the edge. Julie was trembling partly from the cold and partly from the adrenaline as she grabbed me for a hug and kissed my cheek.

    “Stop blushing, I owe you my life!” She said as if it wasn’t the closest thing to a first kiss either one of us had experienced.

    By that point all my gear was soaked and I realized we’d left the tents in her pack when we’d divided the gear. Shivering and soaking wet we pressed on for a short while until we found a rocky overhanging that I tied a poncho liner over to make a makeshift shelter front the wind and rain. It was then I noticed she had a tear down the inside of her pants and her thigh was bleeding.

    “I need you to take off your pants so I can treat that wound.” I told her. She gently protested that she could do it herself so I handed her the first aid kit and turned around to give her privacy.

    “Adam” she said after a minute, “I can barely move my fingers, can you help me?” I turned around and tried not to stare. She looked adorable in her jacket and wet gray cotton panties. The rain was causing her panties to stick to her and I could see the outlined shape of her vulva.

    “Adam!” she snapped bringing me back to the task at hand. I cleaned the wound off, tried to get as many splinters out as I could, and wrapped it. Dressing the wound caused her legs to separate wider and I saw part of her labia peaking out from the side of her panties.

    “All done!” I told her and she quickly snapped her legs shut.

    While our clothes and gear were soaked, my sleeping bag was in a waterproof bag.

    “Uh, I know this is awkward, but we’re going to have to get out of these wet clothes and share or we could die of hypothermia.” I told her. As dire of a situation as we were in the thought of seeing her naked caused a slight stirring below. I was probably just as nervous about undressing in my shriveled state too.

    “I know we have to strip, but can we undress in the sleeping bag? I’ve never shown myself to a guy.” She was blushing and looked like she was going to cry from embarrassment.

    “How about I turn around and you can strip down and get in the sleeping bag, then I’ll join you?” I offered disappointed that I wouldn’t get to see her. She nodded so I turned around until she said it was safe. Then it was my turn. She rolled over onto her other side as I turned around and stripped off my soaked shirt, jacket, boots and socks. I hooked my thumbs in my briefs and pants pulling them down in one motion. I turned around expecting to slip into the sleeping bag, behind her, and saw a pair of bright green eyes staring right at my penis. She quickly shut her eyes and rolled back over, but she had seen everything. I don’t know if I was more embarrassed that she saw me naked or that she saw me for the first time when I was cold and wet. Either way I didn’t feel like confronting her about it under the circumstances. Granted she never said she wouldn’t look, but I couldn’t believe she’d peeked after I had been such a gentleman! I felt my mostly soft penis nestle against the crevice of her butt, as I held her for warmth. We laid in awkward silence as I tried tried to ignore her hard nipples against my arm so I could get some sleep. “I’m sorry,” she sniffled before I drifted off to sleep.

    “Adam,” I heard her say in the middle of the night. I didn’t open my eyes or respond right away due to exhaustion so she must have concluded I was still asleep. I felt her get up and I squinted my eyes open to see her nude form in just a pair of boots walk out the exposed part of the shelter into the moonlight. She squatted down to pee and although I couldn’t see much I did get a long look at her pale shapely bum. I was rock hard at the sight of the first naked woman I’d ever seen, but I didn’t want to get caught looking when she came in so I closed my eyes as she stood up. She tucked herself back into the bag and felt something poking her. Reaching in she grabbed hold of my shaft and quickly let go when she realized what it was. That was the last thing I remember before a beam of light hit my face several hours later.

    “Wake up!” a woman’s voice said. A tall lady with a headlamp was looking down on me.

    “We need to get you out here and somewhere warmer.” she informed me. I tried to respond, but couldn’t move! I struggled to retain consciousness as she she undid our sleeping bag. Julie quickly got up and all I saw was her butt, again as she was quickly wrapped in a poncho by the stranger. I was lying there with my penis completely exposed to both women, but between the bruising on my ribs and the cold I couldn’t do anything about it. The stranger after checking my ribs for obvious fractures, pulled me onto my feet, and Julie wrapped me into an emergency blanket. Her hand brushed against my penis as she tied it shut. How are we ever going to go back to normal after this I wondered? They pulled my boots on and hauled me a short ways further up the trail where I saw a large tent lit by a lantern. Inside was considerably warmer and insulated.

    They gently laid me on my stomach and the stranger grabbed a medical bag.

    “Get that blanket off him!” She said frantically. Julie untied the emergency blanket, and I was exposed again.

    “Isn’t there another way ma'am?” I heard Julie ask.

    0 min
  • The Auburn Pokè Girl: Part 1.
    A pair of lonely gamers overcome their fears and preconceived notions on Valentine's Day.

    Based on a post  by a u guy86, in 3 parts. Listen to the ► Podcast at My First Time.



    Gaming for Love.

    “And Smallwood drains it for three!”

    Click click click. The digital SLR was zoomed in on the guard at the other end of the court. The $6000 zoom lens made Michael’s photo-journalism look world-class.

    Michael Goldman scanned the Auburn Basketball Arena, always looking for the perfect shot for the school newspaper, The Plainsman.

     Allison Smallwood, the star point guard of the women’s basketball team, always made for an excellent target. Not only was she a fantastic athlete, but she was also a pretty blonde with a dazzling smile.

    But sometimes a particular fan in the stands caught in a moment of emotional fervor, was just the touch to give the readers a full sense of the game experience.

    The drama of heated shouting, or the agony of an athlete rolling on the hardwood, holding a knee which just bent in an unnatural angle. That was what really riveted the subscribers’ attention.

    “Foul on Georgia, and Smallwood steps to the free throw line!”

    Click. Click.

    As he snapped a few more shots, Michael couldn’t help but smile. Even as socially awkward as he was, he seemed to thrive whenever he was on the job. While behind the camera, he was able to see the world around him not as the annoying bunch of people he had to deal with, but as a collection of models waiting for him to capture the perfect moment. Still, it’d be nice to have a sweet girl to go home to after work, but Michael wasn’t holding out much hope. Most girls weren’t attracted to the stereotypical Jewish kid: scrawny with curly black hair, pale skin complexion, and a bit of a large nose. As much as Michael tried to downplay the cliché, there really was no escaping it.

    A sudden thud from the court snapped Michael out of his daydream, and he saw one of the other girls down on the floor. A quick glance at his roster sheet told him it was Desiree Bonner, the starting forward. As he went to work with his camera, he was relieved to see that her injuries didn’t look too serious. Soon, she was being tended to by one of the trainers.

    “There she is,” Michael breathed.

    Michael still had no idea who she was, but the student trainer that worked with the women’s basketball team was nothing short of a knockout. She was maybe 5’5” with light strawberry blonde hair, and her sharp eyes and wry smile seemed to indicate that she had a keen intellect to go with her stunning good looks. As she worked on Desiree, Michael couldn’t help but snap a few shots of the two of them, making sure that both the trainer and player were in focus. What he would give for a shot with her. Soon, the buzzer interrupted his fantasies, forcing him back to reality.

    “Well, back to work…”

    So it went for the rest of the game. No further injuries occurred for Auburn, so Michael didn’t get any further glimpses of the little goddess that tended to the players. The Lady Tigers kept the game close, but Georgia was just the better team in the end, and the Bulldogs ended up winning 67-62. This didn’t come as a huge surprise to Michael. Throughout the season, the team had proved to be talented but young, with Smallwood being the only real veteran on the team. Considering that she was only a sophomore, the team had nowhere to go but up in the coming seasons.

    After a final series of shots as the teams shook hands, Michael texted his boss up in the press box. The reply thanked Michael for his hard work and instructed him to take the rest of the night off; his boss would handle photography at the postgame press conference. This suited Michael just fine, as he had gotten more than enough of people for the day. After packing up his camera gear, he headed out to his bike to begin the trek back to his apartment.

     

    A Chiding roommate.


    As he reclined on the sofa in his living room, Michael grabbed his Nintendo 3DS and powered up his copy of Pokémon Sun, intending to waste away the rest of the evening with some online battles. On the other side of the room stood Antonio, Michael’s roommate. He was a tall drink of water by any standard, and his dark chocolate skin and shaved head gave him quite a striking appearance. Still, he was as nerdy as Michael was, perhaps even more so, and tried to communicate this with his black horn-rimmed glasses. Of course, with his height and good looks, that only served to make him even more irresistible to the opposite sex. As was his usual Thursday evening routine, he stood with iron in hand, pressing his shirts for the coming weekend, no doubt for a Valentine’s Day date of some sort.

    “Dammit,” Michael muttered.

    “What’s wrong, man?” Antonio asked.

    “Another rage quitter. That’s three in a row!”

    “You getting’ that good?” Antonio wondered with a laugh.

    “No, the level of competition has definitely gone down in the last few months. Not sure what’s happening. Still, I can’t help it that I’m kicking so much ass!”

    “Sounds like you need some stronger competition.”

    “Yeah, but I know you don’t play Pokémon anymore.”

    “True. I ain’t got the time to put in. But maybe you ought to consider joining the local League?”

    “League? I thought you said the president of the A U Pokémon League was a total asshole?” Michael replied.

    “He is, but it’s gonna be your best bet for some decent people to play against. Besides, none of them will rage quit on you; it’s against their rules. If they do, they get put on probation. Too many times, and they’re kicked out.”

    “Hmm… maybe so. When’s the next meeting?”

    “Tomorrow, actually. They meet at the GameStop on University Parkway.”

    “Thanks, I’ll check it out.” Hearing the steam from Antonio’s iron, Michael remarked, “Dude, you’re fucking obsessed with clothes. It’s a little disturbing.”

    “What can I say? The ladies love a man wearing a freshly pressed shirt!”

    “Yeah, right. I’d bet you’re in the closet. Great cover, by the way,” Michael snorted.

    “Hey, that hurts,” Antonio whined, feigning a heart attack. “I can’t help it if I’m that much better than you with the women, just like you can’t help it you’re so much better than those idiots online!”

    “Yeah, but you could share,” Michael shot back with a grin.

    “Sorry, but Antonio don’t kiss and tell,” he replied with a toothy grin. After a moment of silence, he continued, “You see that little hottie at the basketball game again?”

    “Yeah, she was there.”

    “You should talk to her, man! I bet you two would hit it off real good!”

    “Are you nuts?! She’s so far out of my league, I bet she doesn’t even know I exist!” Michael laughed.

    “Dude, stop selling’ yourself short. You’re a good guy with some excellent job prospects after you graduate next year. What girl wouldn’t be all over that? And if a girl isn’t all over that, you don’t want her anyway!”

    “Easy for you to say, Mr. Ladies’ Geek.”

    “Trust me, just chat her up next time you see her. I don’t care when or where it is, introduce yourself and see what happens. You might even be able to get her to go with you to the Valentine’s Day dance in the student union building.”

    “No point; I bet she’s got a boyfriend.”

    “Don’t hurt to ask, does it?”

    “Whatever…”


    The next afternoon, Michael arrived at the GameStop on the outskirts of campus. For some odd reason, he felt nervous. He reasoned it was likely just because of a new and unknown situation; once he tried this group out, he had little doubt he’d like it. As he walked in to the shop, he was pleasantly surprised to see at least a dozen people there, all seated at tables. A couple of them were engrossed in discussions or trading card games, but the majority had their 3DS systems out and ready. After a moment, an overweight man with long greasy hair greeted Michael.

    “What’s up? You here for the League?”

    “Uh, yeah. Thought I’d give it a shot, see what it’s all about,” Michael replied.

    “Cool. I’m Eric, the Almighty President of the A U Pokémon League,” the man said with pride. “That’s an official title, by the way.”

    “Good to meet you,” Michael answered, hiding his immediate dislike for the man. “Name’s Michael.”

    “Lemme show ya around. The rules here are pretty simple,” Eric said, pointing to a poster on the wall.

    1. The terms of any battle or trade must be discussed and agreed upon by all parties beforehand.
    2. If terms are not discussed, all battles are assumed to take place under standard Overuse (O U) rules in the case of singles or video game championships (VGC) rules for doubles.
    3. Any and all disputes will be settled by the Almighty President of the A U Pokémon League.
    4. Absolutely no rage quitting; either forfeit or see the battle through to the end. The first offense will result in a warning, second offense will be probation and temporary suspension, and the third offense will result in the player being banned from the League.
    5. The Almighty President of the A U Pokémon League may be challenged for leadership at any time by any law-abiding member.
    6. These rules may be amended as the Almighty President sees fit, but rules 5 and 6 may not be changed.


    “Huh… I like rule four,” Michael remarked. “That’s what brought me here.”

    “You’re not alone in that,” Eric replied. “Rage quitting is a huge problem with online gaming, and probably more so with Pokémon than with many other games. In Call of Duty, for instance, a single rage quitter often goes unnoticed. If he’s doing that bad, neither team is likely to miss him. But Pokémon is always one-on-one, so any rage quit ends the match altogether.”

    “At least Nintendo is trying to do something about it lately, forcing rage quitters to stay offline for a while before they can play again.”

    “Only in ranked battles,” Eric corrected him. “In free battles, there’s nothing stopping them. Anyway, looks like everyone’s paired up for now, but feel free to watch. If anything opens up, you can jump in.”

    “What about her?” Michael asked, seeing a girl sitting alone at a table in the far corner of the shop.

    “Dude, you don’t want to play her,” Eric said, the disgust apparent in his voice.

    “Why not?”

    “She cheats. Nobody can figure out how, of course, so we can’t kick her out. But nobody can come close to beating her, and as good as the guys that come here are, she has to be cheating.”

    Not believing Eric for one second, Michael replied, “I’ll take my chances.”

    “Whatever, dude. Your funeral.”

    Despite his promise to “show Michael around,” Eric returned to his seat and began a battle with another member. Michael stared for a moment, watching the pretty brunette with thick glasses seated next to Eric. The way she was hanging on his every move, they had to be an item. Still, Michael could have sworn he saw something in her eyes. It could have been sadness, but it could also have been longing. Either way, Michael decided he wanted as little to do with Eric as possible; a part of him wished he had listened to Antonio. Still, the competition was bound to be better here than online. Turning towards the lone table in the back corner, Michael froze as he realized something.

    “Holy shit… it’s her!” he muttered to himself.

    Sitting alone at the table was the same girl from the basketball games. Her strawberry blonde hair was unmistakable, even if it was held up by a hair clip rather than in a ponytail. Now that he had his best look ever at this girl, Michael had to concentrate to keep from embarrassing himself with a public erection. Her face was the cutest thing he had ever seen, impish with a slightly rounded tip to her nose. On one side of her nose, he could see a piercing with a tiny faux diamond stud in it. Her front bangs were quite long and side swept over her right eye for a sultry look, even if that wasn’t what she was going for. She wore a black t-shirt with a picture of a very unhappy Princess Peach saying, “Rescue this.” Michael shook his head in disbelief. All this time he had thought this mystery girl a jock, but now, he couldn’t see her as anything other than what she apparently was: a gamer girl. Collecting his courage, he walked over to the open seat across from her.

    “If you think I’m gonna fuck you just ‘cause

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About My First Time

From the publisher's feed

Tales of experiencing that first time. Some of them may be true.