Our preteen years are resurfacing as the Twilight fandom rises from the ashes. To my Team Edward people, IM SORRY WE LOST THIS ONE. To my Team Jacob people - enjoy your episode. I am joined by my roommate Kat Lopez as we talk about New Moon, the plot, the ridiculous circumstances Bella finds herself in, and all the other expositional glory of this film. This episode is 1000% filled with spoilers so if you have not watched it, here is your warning in text.