Episode 3.07 ("Autumn-onopoeia"). Written by Lori Furth, Lyssa Graham, Dale Leopold and Jack Mooney. 

Jay and Randall have to patch some holes in the wall, so that means…the return of Caulk Jokes (insert Lyssa evil laugh)! The Nuts Gang moves ever closer to Sudden Death. Cliff Hanger, Private Eye, tries to find a missing matrimonial addict. And the Fairvale Mayoral Debate seems a bit one-sided.

 

Featuring the vocal talents of the Suffolk & Goode Players:

Rebecca Davis (Lucy, Lucrezia Infactore, SmellFresh Dughter, Whitehead kid, Karma Fairy)

Dustin Ebaugh (Jay, Jonas, Linus, Professor, Howard March, Fairvale Mayor)

Lori Furth (Herself, Sally, Woodstock, SmellFresh Mom, Catarina Infactore)

Lyssa Graham (Herself, Patricia de Menta, Audrey March, SmellFresh Mom, Mrs. Whitehead)

Dale Leopold (Himself, Announcer, Chuck Brown, Cliff Hanger, Alvin Whitehead)

Chris Mezzolesta (Randall, Cliff Hanger Announcer, Schroeder, Heathers Coach, Mitch, Desk Clerk)

Karyn O'Bryant (Herself, Marcia, Mary Sue, Lola March, Millie, Vickie Torrance, Jake) and

George Washington III (Himself, Nuts Announcer, Snoop, Murray, SmellFresh Announcer)

 

Original Music composed, performed and produced by Chris Mezzolesta. No song this time. Don't worry, we'll write more!

Editing, sound design and audio production by Dale Leopold

Artwork by Richard McMurry

Episode 3.06 ("Summer Worse Than Others"). Written by Lori Furth, Lyssa Graham, Dale Leopold and Jack Mooney. 

Lyssa has retreated to her bathroom spa until we get a woman POTUS. The Silver Sisters liven up their retirement community. Dale's family tree branches out unexpectedly. A new deodorant provides an immersive experience. Orson Welles directs High School Hamlet. A new method for paying freelancers bears fruit. And we bemoan a cruel summer, which--wait, what's this about Kamala?

 

Featuring the vocal talents of the Suffolk & Goode Players:

Rebecca Davis (Danielle, Ancestry Annie, Peg Welles, Cruel Summer Friend 2, Freelancer)

Dustin Ebaugh (Jay, Himself, Viking, Junior Welles, Principal)

Lori Furth (Herself, Roxanne, School Secretary, Cruel Summer Friend 1)

Lyssa Graham (Herself, Brittany, Sister Beatrice )

Dale Leopold (Himself, Announcer, Orson Welles)

Chris Mezzolesta (Randall, Virgil, Norwegian Man, Para-Finesse Disclaimer, Mr. Lyon, Fruit Flies Announcer)

Karyn O'Bryant (Jake, Stacy, Irish Lass, Sister Mary Margaret, Para-Finesse Announcer, Sally)

George Washington III (Himself, All's Welles Announcer, Teddy)

And Special Guest Nancy McLemore (Singer 2, Welcome back Nancy!)

Original Music composed, performed and produced by Chris Mezzolesta. The song, a parody version of "Cruel Summer" by Bananarama, Steve Jolley and Tony Swain, had lyrics by Lori Furth, was performed by Lori Furth and Nancy McLemore,  and produced by Chris Mezzolesta.

Editing, sound design and audio production by Dale Leopold

Artwork by Richard McMurry

Episode 3.05 ("Felonious Funk"). Written by Lori Furth, Lyssa Graham, Dale Leopold and Jack Mooney. 

Will the real Jake please stand up? Plaintiffs and Defendants become (Aileen) Cannon Fodder. Kids get some Real Life Rock songs. Jesus has a Pride Party, and Ted has…questions. A school Career Day takes an unexpected turn. An office worker Slacks off. A convicted felon breaks into song. And the Nuts gang hurtles towards Sudden Death Overtime.

Featuring the vocal talents of the Suffolk & Goode Players:

Rebecca Davis (Herself, Judge Aileen Cannon, Worker 1, Lucy)

Dustin Ebaugh (Himself, Defendant 2, Matthew, Worker 2, Jonas, Jay)

Lori Furth (Herself, Alice, Teacher, Woodstock, Sally)

Lyssa Graham (Herself, Plaintiff 1, Mary Magdalene)

Dale Leopold (Himself, Announcer, Defendant 1, Ted, Karl, Newscaster)

Chris Mezzolesta (Cannon Fodder Announcer, Apostle, Schroeder/Red Baron, Himself)

Karyn O'Bryant (Herself, Bailiff, Robin, Mary Sue)

George Washington III (Himself, Plaintiff 2, Get Real Rock Announcer, Jesus Christ, Nuts Announcer, Snoop)

And Special Guest Jake Reynolds (Himself--really!, Travis)

Original Music composed, performed and produced by Chris Mezzolesta. The song, "Felony!" a parody of "Agony!" by Stephen Sondheim, had lyrics by Brian Helm, and was performed by Special Guest Jeff Hopp and produced by Chris Mezzolesta. The songs "Citizens United" and "It's the Dog's Turn" had lyrics by Lori Furth and music by Chris Mezzolesta, who also performed them.  

Editing, sound design and audio production by Dale Leopold

Artwork by Richard McMurry

Episode 3.04 ("Spring Fever Dream"). Written by Lori Furth, Lyssa Graham, Dale Leopold and Jack Mooney. 

Randall is feeling bereft, and even donuts won't console him. Detectives Thursday and Jones try to catch a jewel thief. A new app will make people stop ignoring you. Need an Ark? A new startup will keep you afloat. Contestants try to keep up with new technology. And the disgraced Former Guy (AKA Don Poorleone) wants a pity party. 

Featuring the vocal talents of the Suffolk & Goode Players:

Rebecca Davis (Phyllis, MyTunes woman)

Dustin Ebaugh (Jay, Badge Patrol Announcer, Captain, MyTunes boss, Landon)

Lori Furth (Herself, Police Officer)

Lyssa Graham (Herself, MyTunes Receptionist, Landlady)

Dale Leopold (Himself, Announcer, Detective Jim Thursday, Bill Jenkins, Donald Trump)

Chris Mezzolesta (Randall, Detective Frank Jones, What The Tech Host)

Karyn O'Bryant (Jake, Mrs. Bowden, Mary Beth) and

George Washington III (MyTunes Announcer, Arks R Us Announcer, Perkins, Thomas).

Original Music composed, performed and produced by Chris Mezzolesta. The song, "Witch Hunt," a parody of "Manhunt" by Bayley Cooke and Jason Edwards, had lyrics by Lori Furth (based on an idea by Lyssa Graham) and was performed by Dale Leopold and produced by Chris Mezzolesta.

Editing, sound design and audio production by Dale Leopold

Artwork by Richard McMurry

Episode 3.03 ("Total Comedic Immunity"). Written by Lori Furth, Lyssa Graham, Dale Leopold and Jack Mooney.   The Writers Room is at a loss for words. A couples counseling session gets an unwanted assist. In the Old West, Marshall Buck Taciturn gets political. The Nuts team faces the final countdown to the Big Game and/or Sudden Death. And we have a really, really sincere song! Featuring the vocal talents of the Suffolk & Goode Players: Rebecca Davis (Judith Smith, Meston Baby, Miss Preen, Marissa) Dustin Ebaugh (Jay,  Charlie, Jonas) Lori Furth (Herself, Dr. Brooks, Meston Woman, Woodstock) Lyssa Graham (Herself, Alexa, Betty, Patricia de Menta) Dale Leopold (Himself, Announcer, Buck Taciturn Announcer, Winger, Chuck) Chris Mezzolesta (Randall, Singing Bandit, Meston Man, Schroeder/Red Baron, Coach MacGuffin) Karyn O'Bryant (Jake, Mattie, Mary Sue, Marcia) and George Washington III (Harry Smith, Buck Taciturn, Nuts Narrator, Snoop, Jeff, Patriot Train Announcer). Original Music composed, performed and produced by Chris Mezzolesta. The song, "Where Do We Go From Here?" had lyrics by Lori Furth and melody and arrangement by Chris Mezzolesta, and was performed by Chris Mezzolesta. "The Ballad of the Singing Bandit" had lyrics by Jack Mooney, melody by Chris Mezzolesta, and was performed by Chris Mezzolesta. Editing, sound design and audio production by Dale Leopold Artwork by Richard McMurry

Episode 3.02 ("Forward Into the Past!"). Written by Lori Furth, Lyssa Graham, Dale Leopold and Jack Mooney. Lyssa decides to re-animate some characters from the old show (BS de Résistance) to be ready for any election year hijinks. It does not go well. A new playset teaches kids about late-stage capitalism. Jesus has a few heated words about the Middle East. The ACME Corporation shows off some explosive stocking stuffer ideas. We bid a musical farewell to former Rep. Santos. A morning show host (over)-shares holiday travel tips. And Jay is less than pleased with a new bespectacled houseguest.  Featuring the vocal talents of the Suffolk & Goode Players: Rebecca Davis (Civility Fairy, Joan) Dustin Ebaugh (Jay, ACME Announcer) Lori Furth (Betsy DeVos, Santos Baby Singer) Lyssa Graham (Herself, Lydia, Mary Mags) Dale Leopold (Himself, BS de Résistance Announcer, Ted, Santa) Chris Mezzolesta (Dumb Rick Perry, Mike Pence, Jerry, Randall, Smart Rick Perry) Karyn O'Bryant (Jake, Lil Boss Announcer, Vera) and George Washington III (Dr. Ben Carson, Jesus Christ, God). Original Music composed, performed and produced by Chris Mezzolesta. The song, "Santos Baby," a parody of "Santa Baby" by Joan Javits and Philip Springer, has lyrics by Lori Furth and arrangement by Chris Mezzolesta, and was performed by Lori Furth. Editing, sound design and audio production by Dale LeopoldArtwork by Richard McMurry Happy Holidays, everyone!

Episode 3.01 ("Fall Back!").  Written by Lori Furth, Lyssa Graham, Dale Leopold and Jack Mooney. Lyssa is bored and restless--and that means trouble. A new service "improves" classic books. House Republicans blow a Speaker. The IOC introduces some modern sports to the 2030 Olympics. Sidney Powell sings--literally! Trump fans get out of their gourds. In the Nuts multiverse, Mary Sue gets a vital vinyl clue. And Jake takes up painting.  Featuring the vocal talents of the Suffolk & Goode Players: Dustin Ebaugh (Jay, Steve Scalise/Tom Anderson, Rudy Giuliani, Jonas) Lori Furth (Sasha Berman, Sally, Woodstock) Lyssa Graham (Herself, Werewolf Announcer, Nancy Pelosi, Sidney Powell, Patricia de la Menta) Dale Leopold (Himself, Announcer, Werewolf, Eddie Vance, Redneck 1, Chuck) Chris Mezzolesta (Randall, Tom Bones, Jim Jordan/Beavis, Matt Gaetz/Butthead, Mrs. Brown, Tom) Karyn O'Bryant (Jake, Great Books Instead Narrator, Redneck 2, Mary Sue, Marcia) and George Washington III (Jim Cutler, Hakeem Jeffries, Nuts Announcer, Snoop). Original Music composed, performed and produced by Chris Mezzolesta. The song, "We're Talkin'," has lyrics by Lyssa Graham and Dale Leopold (based on an idea by Karyn O'Bryant), melody and arrangement by Chris Mezzolesta, and was performed by Lyssa Graham and Dustin Ebaugh.  Editing, sound design and audio production by Dale Leopold Artwork by Richard McMurry

Season 2 Finale Episode ("Don't Cross the Streams!").  Written by Lori Furth, Lyssa Graham, Dale Leopold and Jack Mooney. It's a re-recording of our second annual streaming show, performed live in Ashland, Virginia on July 29th! We actually managed to corral our far-flung cast into the same place at the same time (with one exception--cough---Lyssa), and hilarity and/or chaos ensued! We had some audio glitches in the livestream, so we decided to re-do the audio. Featuring the vocal talents of the Suffolk & Goode Players: Dustin Ebaugh (Jay, Ron DeSantis, Fairvale Mayor, Bill, Rudy Giuliani) Lori Furth (Herself, CSPAN Announcer, Casey DeSantis, Fairvale Woman 1, Jessica, Ivanka Trump) Lyssa Graham (Herself, Fairvale Woman 2, Sidney Powell, Co-Pilot) Dale Leopold (Himself, Announcer, Ron, Donald Trump, Elvis Presley) Chris Mezzolesta (Randall, Glenn Youngkin, Farmer Johnson, Suck-Session Announcer, Eric Trump) Jack Mooney (Himself) Karyn O'Bryant (Jake, Herself, Crimea Narrator, Stormy, Jan, Melania Trump) and George Washington III (Carl, Marcus, Donald Trump Jr., Agent Pink). Original Music composed, performed and produced by Chris Mezzolesta. The song, "I Made You, Babe," a parody of "I Got You, Babe" by Sonny Bono, has lyrics by Lori Furth, and was arranged by Chris Mezzolesta and performed by Lori Furth and Dustin Ebaugh. The "Elvis Anti-MAGA Medley," with parodies of "That's All Right, Mama" by Arthur Crudup, "Suspicious Minds" by Mark James, and "Blue Moon of Kentucky" by Bill Monroe, had lyrics by Dale Leopold, and was arranged by Chris Mezzolesta and performed by Dale Leopold.   Engineering and Video Direction by Matt Treacy. Sound Effects coordination by Jack Mooney.   Sound design by Dale Leopold Artwork by Richard McMurry

Episode 2.17 ("Aspirational Desperation").  Written by Lori Furth, Lyssa Graham, Dale Leopold and Jack Mooney. Lyssa and Dale went to the movies but can't talk about them. We react musically to the latest Trump news. The Nuts gang tries to solve the mystery of Schroeder's disappearance. New MAGA Glasses let you see only what you want to see. An old radio show from the days when studios and creatives were at loggerheads. And a quirky new game show combines cooking and music. Featuring the vocal talents of the Suffolk & Goode Players: Rebecca Davis (Lucy, Tallulah) Dustin Ebaugh (love and moral support) Lori Furth (Herself, Re-indicted Singer 2, Sally, Woodstock, Leslie) Lyssa Graham (Herself, MAGA Glasses Announcer, Hollywood Announcer) Dale Leopold (Himself, Announcer, Donald Trump, Chuck, Karl, Frank, Rodney) Chris Mezzolesta (Jack, Schroeder/Red Baron, Nuts Adult Voices, MAGA Redneck, Eddie, 7 Ingredients Contestant) Karyn O'Bryant (Jake, Mary Sue) and George Washington III (Re-indicted Singer 1, Nuts Announcer, Snoop, Cedric D. DeVille, 7 Ingredients Announcer). Original Music composed, performed and produced by Chris Mezzolesta. The song, "Tell Me It's Time,"  has lyrics by Lori Furth (with a monologue by Dale Leopold), melody and arrangement by Chris Mezzolesta, and was performed by Chris Mezzolesta with Dale Leopold. "Re-indicted, " a parody of "Reunited" by Dino Fekaris and Frederick J. Perren, had lyrics by Dale Leopold, was arranged by Chris Mezzolesta and performed by George Washington III, Lori Furth, and Dale Leopold.  You can download and/or buy it at sagplayers.bandcamp.com, along with our new album, "Suffolk & Funny." Editing, sound design and audio production by Dale Leopold Artwork by Richard McMurry Shout-out to Alison Gill and everyone at The Daily Beans Podcast, as well as the great Dr. Demento for playing Re-Indicted on their shows!

Episode 2.15 ("Boxing Day").  Written by Lori Furth, Lyssa Graham, Dale Leopold and Jack Mooney. The Writers Room is struck dumb by the WGA strike, and is forced to improvise. Ron DeSantis opens a non-woke theme park. Pride Month is celebrated, separately, by the Silver Sisters and Jesus. The Trump kids go in search of their missing patriarch and make a shocking discovery. A new home-swapping show takes things a bit too far. Featuring the vocal talents of the Suffolk & Goode Players: Rebecca Davis  (Herself, Tinkerbell, Danielle, Carol, Ru John, Alina Habba) Dustin Ebaugh (Jay, Himself, Rod DeSantis, Greg, Ru Matthew, Rudy Giuliani) Lori Furth (Herself, Roxanne, Next Door Decor Announcer, Ru Thomas, Ivanka Trump) Lyssa Graham (Herself, Brittany, Ru Luke, Sidney Powell, Co-Pilot) Dale Leopold (Himself, Announcer, Mickey Mouse, Joe, Camp Counselor, Ted, Donald Trump, Elvis Presley) Chris Mezzolesta (Randall, Himself, Elon Musk, Hank, Ru Mark, Suck-Session Announcer, Eric Trump, JFK) Karyn O'Bryant (Jake, Herself, Casey DeSantis, Allison, Stacy, Alice) and George Washington III (Himself, FFF Announcer, Jesus Christ, Donald Trump Jr., Pilot, Tupac Shakur). Original Music composed, performed and produced by Chris Mezzolesta. The song, "Camp Surrenduh," a parody of "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah" by Allan Sherman,  has lyrics by Lori Furth, and was arranged by Chris Mezzolesta and performed by Lori Furth and Chris Mezzolesta.   Editing, sound design and audio production by Dale Leopold Artwork by Richard McMurry